1
00:00:03,501 --> 00:00:05,967
Oh, Finch,
is my father free
to go over articles?

2
00:00:06,033 --> 00:00:08,967
No, he's in there
with Hannah
and that freaky nanny.

3
00:00:09,033 --> 00:00:10,667
I think April's nice.

4
00:00:10,734 --> 00:00:13,701
No she's not.
She keeps
calling me Button.

5
00:00:13,768 --> 00:00:14,933
So?

6
00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:16,367
So on the mean streets
where I grew up,

7
00:00:16,434 --> 00:00:19,567
"Button" is what
you called
the weaker kids.

8
00:00:19,634 --> 00:00:22,701
You grew up
in a nice suburb
of Albany.

9
00:00:22,768 --> 00:00:27,067
Yeah, on the baddest-ass
cul-de-sac in all
of Shadybrook Estates.

10
00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:31,033
South of the golf course.

11
00:00:31,100 --> 00:00:32,667
Well, at least
you made it out, man.

12
00:00:32,734 --> 00:00:33,900
(LAUGHING)

13
00:00:33,967 --> 00:00:35,634
Yeah.

14
00:00:35,701 --> 00:00:37,933
Sometimes I think
about going back home,
you know,

15
00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:41,000
giving something back.

16
00:00:41,067 --> 00:00:43,701
Maybe volunteering
at the tennis club.

17
00:00:43,768 --> 00:00:45,401
Maybe the Marina.

18
00:00:47,401 --> 00:00:49,868
Hello, all!
I'm back!

19
00:00:49,933 --> 00:00:51,334
Did you go
somewhere?

20
00:00:51,401 --> 00:00:53,033
Did I go somewhere?
Ha!

21
00:00:53,100 --> 00:00:54,134
(SNORTS)

22
00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:56,234
Well, did you
go somewhere?

23
00:00:56,300 --> 00:00:59,967
I was at a self-actualization
seminar called Me First.

24
00:01:00,033 --> 00:01:01,868
It's very complicated.

25
00:01:01,933 --> 00:01:05,200
But basically
they taught me that I am
the center of the universe.

26
00:01:05,267 --> 00:01:07,900
What's next week,
Tall and Skinny camp?

27
00:01:20,100 --> 00:01:21,734
Sleeping baby train
coming.

28
00:01:21,801 --> 00:01:25,768
Shh, shh. All aboard
the nappity-nap express.

29
00:01:25,834 --> 00:01:27,801
Well, this sure was
a nice surprise.

30
00:01:27,868 --> 00:01:29,167
Thanks for
bringing her down.

31
00:01:29,234 --> 00:01:32,634
Anytime. Okay, I think
we've got everything.

32
00:01:32,701 --> 00:01:36,067
We've got our binky,
our blanky,
our moo-moo...

33
00:01:36,134 --> 00:01:37,534
Now, what did
I forget?

34
00:01:37,601 --> 00:01:39,701
Mmm, your adult vocabulary?

35
00:01:41,501 --> 00:01:45,200
Okay, Hannah,
time to say bye-bye to
Daddy and Mr. Button.

36
00:01:45,267 --> 00:01:46,900
(LAUGHING SARCASTICALLY)

37
00:01:46,967 --> 00:01:49,267
Listen, I'd prefer it
if you didn't
call me Mr...

38
00:01:49,334 --> 00:01:50,601
Hi, Maya.

39
00:01:50,667 --> 00:01:51,900
Hi, April.

40
00:01:51,967 --> 00:01:53,401
Oh, she's asleep.

41
00:01:53,467 --> 00:01:55,067
Yeah, you'd be
asleep, too,

42
00:01:55,134 --> 00:01:57,900
if you just drank
an entire ba-ba
of moo-moo ju-ju.

43
00:01:59,401 --> 00:02:03,334
Okay, Allie and I
will be leaving
around 8:00.

44
00:02:03,401 --> 00:02:06,033
I'll write down
all the information
before we go.

45
00:02:06,100 --> 00:02:07,434
Oh, no need.

46
00:02:07,501 --> 00:02:09,334
You're going to be staying
at the Maple Creek Lodge.

47
00:02:09,401 --> 00:02:10,734
It's in Troy,
Vermont,

48
00:02:10,801 --> 00:02:13,534
cottage number four
on the lake,
proprietor is Mort Drucker.

49
00:02:13,601 --> 00:02:15,367
I've got
your cell phone number,
your pager number,

50
00:02:15,434 --> 00:02:19,367
and, if all else fails,
I can always
call Uncle Button.

51
00:02:19,434 --> 00:02:21,534
Seriously though,
I hate nicknames.

52
00:02:21,601 --> 00:02:25,000
Dennis, why don't you
help April get this stuff
out of here?

53
00:02:25,067 --> 00:02:26,367
My pleasure.

54
00:02:28,868 --> 00:02:30,267
(GRUNTING)

55
00:02:30,334 --> 00:02:33,033
What do you got in here,
Baby's First Bricks?

56
00:02:34,067 --> 00:02:36,401
Bye, Hannah.
Bye-bye, April.

57
00:02:36,467 --> 00:02:37,868
Bye.
Bye-bye.

58
00:02:38,734 --> 00:02:40,467
Bye, Uncle Button.

59
00:02:42,267 --> 00:02:43,900
She is
a terrific nanny.

60
00:02:43,967 --> 00:02:47,334
I tell you,
I trust her more than
anyone I've ever...

61
00:02:47,401 --> 00:02:49,167
You've got to check up
on her this weekend.

62
00:02:49,234 --> 00:02:51,601
What are you talking about?
You just said
you trusted her.

63
00:02:51,667 --> 00:02:53,267
I know, I know.

64
00:02:53,334 --> 00:02:56,267
It's just that
we think she may be
spoiling Hannah.

65
00:02:56,334 --> 00:02:59,267
Letting her stay up
too late, eat candy...

66
00:02:59,334 --> 00:03:01,134
So can you stop by?

67
00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:02,801
No, Dad, I can't.

68
00:03:02,868 --> 00:03:04,334
Any other weekend
I'd be thrilled to,

69
00:03:04,401 --> 00:03:07,167
but I'm getting
my wisdom teeth pulled.

70
00:03:07,234 --> 00:03:09,134
Didn't you get them out
during college?

71
00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:11,534
I could've sworn
I sent you a check.

72
00:03:11,601 --> 00:03:14,033
(STUTTERS) Actually,

73
00:03:14,100 --> 00:03:17,868
I used that to cover
a bad night in Las Vegas.

74
00:03:17,933 --> 00:03:20,868
I love it.
Tell me what happened.

75
00:03:20,933 --> 00:03:24,667
Well, I was
at the blackjack table
and I split 10s.

76
00:03:25,434 --> 00:03:26,801
Oh, Maya.

77
00:03:40,667 --> 00:03:42,033
Elliott, will you
do me a favor?

78
00:03:42,100 --> 00:03:43,401
What's up?

79
00:03:43,467 --> 00:03:45,033
I'm getting my wisdom teeth
pulled after work

80
00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:46,467
and I just talked
to the doctor's office.

81
00:03:46,534 --> 00:03:48,501
They said I should
have someone pick me up.

82
00:03:48,567 --> 00:03:49,768
Yeah. No problem.

83
00:03:49,834 --> 00:03:50,900
Really?

84
00:03:50,967 --> 00:03:52,167
Hey, who took me
to the hospital

85
00:03:52,234 --> 00:03:55,534
after Finch dared me
to jump over
that parking meter?

86
00:03:57,234 --> 00:04:00,434
Well, you just picked
the wrong day to wear clogs.

87
00:04:01,933 --> 00:04:03,734
Here's all the info.
And thank you.

88
00:04:03,801 --> 00:04:05,434
You got it.

89
00:04:05,501 --> 00:04:06,933
That's it,
I've kept my silence
long enough.

90
00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,334
Elliott, don't do it.

91
00:04:08,401 --> 00:04:09,667
Don't do what?

92
00:04:09,734 --> 00:04:11,134
If Me First
has taught me anything,

93
00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:14,801
it's that a favor undone
is like time in the bank.

94
00:04:14,868 --> 00:04:16,801
Let me ask you
something.

95
00:04:16,868 --> 00:04:21,033
When you tilt your head
to the side, does it
sound like a rainstick?

96
00:04:27,534 --> 00:04:29,534
Hey, Dennis,
what's that song
I like?

97
00:04:29,601 --> 00:04:31,367
Theme from "Shaft."
That's it.

98
00:04:33,501 --> 00:04:36,801
Oh, and I need you
to check up on April
this weekend.

99
00:04:36,868 --> 00:04:38,167
What?

100
00:04:38,234 --> 00:04:41,100
Well, make sure
she's not letting Hannah
eat too much candy

101
00:04:41,167 --> 00:04:43,300
or watch too much TV...

102
00:04:43,367 --> 00:04:45,634
But I don't want it
to seem like
we don't trust her,

103
00:04:45,701 --> 00:04:47,601
so make it look
work-related.

104
00:04:47,667 --> 00:04:50,300
Stop over
Saturday afternoon.

105
00:04:50,367 --> 00:04:51,768
But I'm grooming
Spartacus.

106
00:04:51,834 --> 00:04:53,534
And maybe
a couple times Sunday.

107
00:04:53,601 --> 00:04:56,834
That's the big cat show.

108
00:04:56,900 --> 00:05:00,634
For God's sake,
how many blue ribbons
do you need?

109
00:05:00,701 --> 00:05:04,434
It's not like I make him.
He wants to do it.

110
00:05:04,501 --> 00:05:06,367
Well, I haven't seen
a sight that pathetic

111
00:05:06,434 --> 00:05:11,033
since my friend Binnie
tried to pick up the
bull rider at a gay rodeo.

112
00:05:11,100 --> 00:05:13,033
What am I supposed to do?
He's my boss.

113
00:05:13,100 --> 00:05:14,434
Well, is he
the boss of your will?

114
00:05:14,501 --> 00:05:16,134
The boss
of your soul?

115
00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:19,601
You're not just
a Jack Gallo errand drone,
are you?

116
00:05:19,667 --> 00:05:21,300
Sometimes it feels
that way.

117
00:05:21,367 --> 00:05:24,801
Well, then tell him no.
Tell him your time
is your time.

118
00:05:24,868 --> 00:05:26,000
You're right.

119
00:05:26,067 --> 00:05:27,200
Tell him
he doesn't own you.

120
00:05:27,267 --> 00:05:28,601
Damn straight.

121
00:05:28,667 --> 00:05:31,067
Tell him he can't
shackle your  dosha.

122
00:05:32,267 --> 00:05:33,768
Okay, you're
wrecking it, Nina.

123
00:05:36,401 --> 00:05:37,933
Jack, I have plans
this weekend

124
00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,300
and I won't be able
to do
your personal things.

125
00:05:40,367 --> 00:05:41,933
I beg your pardon.

126
00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,334
I'm sorry,
but that's how I feel.

127
00:05:45,033 --> 00:05:46,601
Huh.

128
00:05:46,667 --> 00:05:48,667
It's too bad
I'm not a powerful
magazine publisher,

129
00:05:48,734 --> 00:05:52,501
'cause then I'd have
my own assistant.

130
00:05:52,567 --> 00:05:56,401
Look, work is one thing.
You want me to compile
six months of demographics?

131
00:05:56,467 --> 00:05:58,300
Fine. But babysitting?

132
00:05:58,367 --> 00:06:00,868
Sorry, I gave that up
when I was 25.

133
00:06:02,701 --> 00:06:05,334
Since when have we ever
gone by the book?

134
00:06:05,401 --> 00:06:07,801
Don't forget
all the perks
you get.

135
00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:09,667
The parties,
the tickets,

136
00:06:09,734 --> 00:06:13,667
the matchbooks
from all the fancy
restaurants I go to.

137
00:06:13,734 --> 00:06:15,900
Well, don't forget
all the extra stuff I do.

138
00:06:15,967 --> 00:06:19,367
Pick up your dry-cleaning,
break in your new shoes...

139
00:06:19,434 --> 00:06:22,033
I took your life-insurance
urine test.

140
00:06:23,234 --> 00:06:25,300
And what happened?

141
00:06:25,367 --> 00:06:27,801
That's not the point.

142
00:06:27,868 --> 00:06:30,200
Don't back down.
He's on the run.

143
00:06:31,768 --> 00:06:33,634
What are you
doing here?

144
00:06:33,701 --> 00:06:34,967
I'm back!

145
00:06:36,334 --> 00:06:38,567
Did you go somewhere?

146
00:06:38,634 --> 00:06:41,634
A self-actualization
seminar called Me First.

147
00:06:44,134 --> 00:06:46,067
Drama queen camp.

148
00:06:46,134 --> 00:06:48,100
Oh.

149
00:06:48,167 --> 00:06:51,734
Well, are you going
to check up on Hannah
this weekend or not?

150
00:06:52,900 --> 00:06:56,234
No. Probably not. No.

151
00:06:57,534 --> 00:06:59,501
Is that your final word?

152
00:06:59,567 --> 00:07:02,701
Yes. I think so.
Yes!

153
00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:06,200
Fine.
Be that way.

154
00:07:06,267 --> 00:07:07,734
Fine. I will.

155
00:07:12,534 --> 00:07:15,134
I hope you have
a really
nice weekend.

156
00:07:18,634 --> 00:07:21,334
Don't worry.
He couldn't run this place
without you.

157
00:07:21,401 --> 00:07:22,534
Thanks.

158
00:07:22,601 --> 00:07:24,701
Oh, I was talking
to myself.

159
00:07:35,768 --> 00:07:39,300
My friend will probably
be here any minute
to pick me up.

160
00:07:40,967 --> 00:07:43,300
He promised.

161
00:07:43,367 --> 00:07:46,234
Maybe he just went
to get me some soup.

162
00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:48,167
(TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING)

163
00:07:59,134 --> 00:08:01,134
* When you're under
Mommy's sink

164
00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:03,100
* There is nothing
good to drink

165
00:08:03,167 --> 00:08:07,167
* You'll be glad
you never played
with Daddy's razor blade

166
00:08:07,234 --> 00:08:10,801
* Life is very short
when your oven is a fort

167
00:08:10,868 --> 00:08:12,401
* Stay alive
in your house

168
00:08:12,467 --> 00:08:15,100
* Oh, stay alive
in your house *

169
00:08:15,167 --> 00:08:17,267
Button!

170
00:08:17,334 --> 00:08:19,367
What are you
doing here?

171
00:08:19,434 --> 00:08:22,467
Not winning
Best of Breed,
that's for sure.

172
00:08:22,534 --> 00:08:23,634
What?

173
00:08:24,100 --> 00:08:25,300
Never mind.

174
00:08:25,367 --> 00:08:28,367
I'm here to replace
the context
on Jack's manifold.

175
00:08:28,434 --> 00:08:30,067
It's complicated.

176
00:08:31,534 --> 00:08:32,933
Where's little Hannah?

177
00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,768
Oh, sleeping.
Would you like
some cereal?

178
00:08:35,834 --> 00:08:37,701
Do I look like I'm 11?

179
00:08:38,667 --> 00:08:39,900
Kind of.

180
00:08:41,434 --> 00:08:42,601
What are you doing?

181
00:08:42,667 --> 00:08:45,567
Nothing.
Is it drafty in here?

182
00:08:45,634 --> 00:08:46,801
Are you checking up
on me?

183
00:08:46,868 --> 00:08:48,367
No.

184
00:08:48,434 --> 00:08:49,634
Is the stove on?

185
00:08:49,701 --> 00:08:52,033
No. And it's not
drafty, either.

186
00:08:52,100 --> 00:08:53,434
Yeah, what's this?

187
00:08:53,501 --> 00:08:55,334
It looks like
a piece of scrap paper.

188
00:08:55,401 --> 00:08:58,401
Scrap paper?
Or candy wrapper?

189
00:08:58,467 --> 00:09:00,734
You've been giving
chocolate to Hannah.

190
00:09:00,801 --> 00:09:01,834
What do you care?

191
00:09:01,900 --> 00:09:03,367
I don't,
but Jack does.

192
00:09:03,434 --> 00:09:05,834
Now I have to screw up
my whole weekend
by coming up here.

193
00:09:05,900 --> 00:09:08,900
I knew it!
You are checking up on me.

194
00:09:08,967 --> 00:09:10,501
I think I'm going
to have an anxiety attack.

195
00:09:10,567 --> 00:09:12,234
All right, calm down.

196
00:09:12,300 --> 00:09:14,067
I can't believe
they don't trust me.

197
00:09:14,134 --> 00:09:15,634
Here it comes...

198
00:09:15,701 --> 00:09:18,967
Don't! Stop that. Calm down.
I'm not going to tell anyone.

199
00:09:19,033 --> 00:09:20,501
Really?

200
00:09:20,567 --> 00:09:23,067
Yeah. All right?

201
00:09:23,134 --> 00:09:24,434
But you gotta
knock it off
with the candy

202
00:09:24,501 --> 00:09:27,134
and everything'll
be cool, all right?

203
00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:30,401
I know. I'm sorry.
I don't know what it is
about me, you know.

204
00:09:30,467 --> 00:09:32,701
I guess
I just like to
please people.

205
00:09:32,768 --> 00:09:35,667
I'm a people-pleaser.
You know, it's my nature.

206
00:09:35,734 --> 00:09:38,334
I'll do anything
if I think
it'll please someone.

207
00:09:38,401 --> 00:09:41,434
Yeah, well I don't
give a rat's...
What's that?

208
00:09:43,701 --> 00:09:45,000
Anything.

209
00:09:45,900 --> 00:09:47,801
(SENSUAL MUSIC PLAYING)

210
00:09:54,801 --> 00:09:56,000
(MOANS)

211
00:10:41,134 --> 00:10:43,200
(PANTING)
Maya, Maya.

212
00:10:43,267 --> 00:10:45,601
Maya, Maya.

213
00:10:45,667 --> 00:10:46,768
Maya, I don't
know what to say.

214
00:10:46,834 --> 00:10:48,167
I'm the world's
biggest idiot.

215
00:10:48,234 --> 00:10:50,601
Huh? Where were you?

216
00:10:50,667 --> 00:10:52,200
Look, there's no excuse,
I just completely...

217
00:10:52,267 --> 00:10:53,667
You were supposed to
pick me up,

218
00:10:53,734 --> 00:10:55,967
and then you didn't
pick me up,
and they put me on a bus.

219
00:10:56,033 --> 00:10:58,768
And I fell asleep,
and then they put me
in a shelter

220
00:10:58,834 --> 00:11:03,100
and they tried to take away
my beautiful pain pills...

221
00:11:03,167 --> 00:11:05,467
You were supposed
to pick me up!

222
00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:08,601
But I did pick you up.

223
00:11:08,667 --> 00:11:10,601
No, you didn't.

224
00:11:10,667 --> 00:11:15,567
And then the nun
with the mop kept saying,
"Move forward, move forward,"

225
00:11:15,634 --> 00:11:19,367
but I thought she said
backwards,
and I fell down the stairs.

226
00:11:20,933 --> 00:11:22,334
That was in the movie.

227
00:11:22,401 --> 00:11:24,134
What movie?

228
00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:27,467
The movie we saw
after I picked you up
and brought you home.

229
00:11:28,967 --> 00:11:31,967
We didn't see a movie!
I got put in a shelter!

230
00:11:35,534 --> 00:11:37,501
That wasn't
you, silly.

231
00:11:37,567 --> 00:11:39,734
That was Mary Elizabeth
Mastrantonio

232
00:11:39,801 --> 00:11:42,033
in the movie
we watched, remember?

233
00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:45,200
You spilled popcorn
and we laughed?

234
00:11:45,267 --> 00:11:46,933
You were so funny.

235
00:11:50,434 --> 00:11:51,534
I was funny?

236
00:11:51,601 --> 00:11:52,634
Funny.

237
00:11:52,701 --> 00:11:54,033
I was?

238
00:11:54,100 --> 00:11:55,967
You don't remember?
No, I...

239
00:11:56,033 --> 00:11:59,367
Well, you were kind of
drifting in and out,
you know.

240
00:12:00,734 --> 00:12:01,834
You picked me up?

241
00:12:01,900 --> 00:12:03,401
No, I'm lying.

242
00:12:05,534 --> 00:12:06,933
Hey, you want
some coffee?

243
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,234
Why am I still
wearing my coat?

244
00:12:10,401 --> 00:12:12,367
The movie made you cold.

245
00:12:13,234 --> 00:12:15,367
I am cold.

246
00:12:15,434 --> 00:12:18,401
You should go back to bed.
I mean, you've been
through so much.

247
00:12:18,467 --> 00:12:20,134
Surgery,
me picking you up...

248
00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:23,601
Oh, Elliott,
you're a great friend.

249
00:12:23,667 --> 00:12:26,467
Thank you so much
for staying with me.

250
00:12:26,534 --> 00:12:29,334
Why is there a basketball
in my apartment?

251
00:12:30,467 --> 00:12:32,367
That's a melon, silly.

252
00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:41,734
Hey, morning, Jack.
Dennis.

253
00:12:41,801 --> 00:12:43,434
How was your vacation?

254
00:12:43,501 --> 00:12:45,200
I assume my mail
is on my desk.

255
00:12:45,267 --> 00:12:46,933
Yeah. Hey, listen.

256
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,868
For what it's worth,
I checked on Hannah
and she was perfectly fine.

257
00:12:49,933 --> 00:12:52,134
You went over
to my house?

258
00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:54,401
Yeah, I poked around
a little.

259
00:12:57,467 --> 00:13:00,567
I knew you'd do it!
I knew
you'd come through.

260
00:13:00,634 --> 00:13:04,267
Hot damn!
I never lost faith
in you!

261
00:13:04,334 --> 00:13:07,267
Turns out
I was more flexible
than I thought.

262
00:13:09,567 --> 00:13:13,534
That's the attitude.
Here, some matches
from the trip.

263
00:13:13,601 --> 00:13:15,768
Ah! All right.

264
00:13:15,834 --> 00:13:19,300
Got it, got it,
got it, need it.
Okay, thanks.

265
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:22,033
So April was good?

266
00:13:22,100 --> 00:13:24,768
Oh, yeah. She sure
can handle the baby.

267
00:13:25,634 --> 00:13:28,501
That's great.
That's just great.

268
00:13:28,567 --> 00:13:31,434
But as it turns out
I didn't need you to
go over after all.

269
00:13:31,501 --> 00:13:33,067
Oh, yeah,
why's that?

270
00:13:33,134 --> 00:13:36,601
'Cause I picked up
one of those
hidden security cameras.

271
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,234
Security cameras?

272
00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:41,334
Tell you what,
lunch is on me.

273
00:13:41,401 --> 00:13:42,933
Security camera?

274
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,834
Yeah, one of those
Nannycams
you hide on a shelf.

275
00:13:48,701 --> 00:13:50,134
(BABY WHIMPERING)

276
00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:51,401
(WHIMPERING)

277
00:13:51,467 --> 00:13:53,334
Was that Hannah?

278
00:13:53,401 --> 00:13:56,134
Give her some candy.
That'll shut her up.

279
00:13:57,967 --> 00:14:00,067
JACK: Now let's
get to work.

280
00:14:03,067 --> 00:14:05,933
I was looking over
this demographic data
you compiled,

281
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:09,900
and our appeal
in the Hispanic community
seems to be dropping.

282
00:14:09,967 --> 00:14:11,401
Why is that?

283
00:14:12,467 --> 00:14:13,634
Right.

284
00:14:15,701 --> 00:14:18,801
So, have you watched
the Nannycam tape yet?

285
00:14:18,868 --> 00:14:21,701
No, Allie and I were
exhausted when we got home.

286
00:14:21,768 --> 00:14:24,134
I can imagine.
Long drive and all.

287
00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:26,334
We're gonna
watch it tonight.

288
00:14:26,401 --> 00:14:29,534
I'm Jack Gallo,
and what I say goes.

289
00:14:29,601 --> 00:14:33,367
I'm the boss,
and I'm a blabbering
blabbedy blah.

290
00:14:33,434 --> 00:14:35,534
Maya? Nina?

291
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:47,900
(STUTTERING)
So where exactly
is the Nannycam?

292
00:14:47,967 --> 00:14:50,067
Hey, how's Maya?

293
00:14:50,134 --> 00:14:53,067
Oh, same ol', same ol'.
Where's the Nannycam?

294
00:14:53,933 --> 00:14:55,434
It's in a teddy bear.

295
00:14:55,501 --> 00:14:58,967
I tried calling her
Friday night,
but there was no answer.

296
00:14:59,033 --> 00:15:01,300
Teddy bear.

297
00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:05,033
That's very clever.
Very clever.

298
00:15:05,601 --> 00:15:07,134
Are you okay?

299
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:10,267
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
Fine, I'm fine.

300
00:15:11,401 --> 00:15:13,000
I'm gonna take off
early today, okay.

301
00:15:13,067 --> 00:15:15,334
No can do, Dennis.
We've got lots of work.

302
00:15:15,401 --> 00:15:18,334
Today we're gonna focus.
Right?

303
00:15:18,401 --> 00:15:23,033
Dennis, this ancient sword
was a present
from Trump himself.

304
00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:24,967
Never use it.

305
00:15:25,033 --> 00:15:27,267
More salami?

306
00:15:27,334 --> 00:15:29,501
You rock me
like a hurricane.

307
00:15:29,567 --> 00:15:31,467
Oh, I know I do...
Oh...

308
00:15:44,933 --> 00:15:47,200
Nina, have you finished
the golf layout yet?

309
00:15:47,267 --> 00:15:49,601
Finished?
I haven't even started.

310
00:15:51,801 --> 00:15:53,367
Would you like
to tell me why?

311
00:15:53,434 --> 00:15:56,534
I was meeting some members
of my Me First group
at the airport.

312
00:15:56,601 --> 00:15:58,701
We were spreading
the word.

313
00:15:58,768 --> 00:16:00,167
Spreading the word?

314
00:16:00,234 --> 00:16:03,367
Nina, are you sure
this thing isn't
some sort of cult?

315
00:16:03,434 --> 00:16:05,300
Cult?

316
00:16:05,367 --> 00:16:08,033
Do you have any idea
how insulting that is?

317
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:11,667
Why is it that any form
of spirituality that strays
from conventional religion

318
00:16:11,734 --> 00:16:13,900
is automatically
labeled a cult?

319
00:16:13,967 --> 00:16:16,234
Any leader who dares
to teach a deeper truth

320
00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:18,768
is branded a lunatic
with a messiah complex

321
00:16:18,834 --> 00:16:22,367
and anyone who listens
is just a pawn
under his spell.

322
00:16:22,434 --> 00:16:25,834
Nina, I'm sorry.
I guess
I jumped to conclusions.

323
00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:27,534
Yes, I guess you did.

324
00:16:27,601 --> 00:16:31,967
Now if you'll excuse me,
I have to go sever
all ties with my family.

325
00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:35,300
Nina, I'm going to
ask you to
spend a little time

326
00:16:35,367 --> 00:16:38,501
with some friends of mine
who are going to
clear things up for you.

327
00:16:38,567 --> 00:16:40,334
Well, I don't want
any new friends.

328
00:16:40,401 --> 00:16:44,300
I've got plenty of friends,
like his Holiness
Sing Chop-Chop Cho.

329
00:16:47,234 --> 00:16:50,234
Hey, Finch,
haven't seen much
of you today.

330
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:51,534
I've been around.

331
00:16:51,601 --> 00:16:53,134
I've just been doing
a bunch of...

332
00:16:59,634 --> 00:17:00,868
Maybe just turn
the cushion over.

333
00:17:00,933 --> 00:17:02,067
Yeah.

334
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:17,267
Maya, thanks for
that basket of muffins.

335
00:17:17,334 --> 00:17:19,534
Oh, you're welcome.
Did you like them?

336
00:17:19,601 --> 00:17:21,501
Like them?
I had three of 'em.

337
00:17:21,567 --> 00:17:23,167
Good.

338
00:17:23,234 --> 00:17:25,801
I just wanted to thank you.
You know, for taking care
of me the way you did.

339
00:17:25,868 --> 00:17:29,534
Oh, please.
It was my pleasure.

340
00:17:29,601 --> 00:17:32,601
But it was such short notice.
You must have
had to cancel plans.

341
00:17:32,667 --> 00:17:37,234
I had to go to the opening
of a new night club,
but I put it off.

342
00:17:37,300 --> 00:17:38,634
For you.
You're my friend.

343
00:17:38,701 --> 00:17:41,900
Aw! Hey,
look what I got.

344
00:17:41,967 --> 00:17:44,834
Every movie Mary Elizabeth
Mastrantonio ever made.

345
00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:47,033
I watched 'em all
last night.

346
00:17:49,667 --> 00:17:52,534
Huh.

347
00:17:52,601 --> 00:17:55,100
And in all those movies,
you know what
I couldn't find?

348
00:17:55,167 --> 00:17:57,300
A scene
in a women's shelter.

349
00:17:59,167 --> 00:18:00,234
Huh.

350
00:18:01,667 --> 00:18:04,100
But guess what
I did find in my coat.

351
00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:07,267
A meal voucher from
the Midtown Rescue Mission.

352
00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:11,167
Huh.

353
00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:16,234
Well, thanks again
for those muffins.

354
00:18:17,734 --> 00:18:19,100
Whoa.

355
00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:21,667
Are you woozy?

356
00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:24,200
Yeah. All of a sudden.

357
00:18:24,267 --> 00:18:27,367
That's odd.
Did you take
any pain pills?

358
00:18:27,434 --> 00:18:30,234
Or were there some
chopped up in a muffin?

359
00:18:34,634 --> 00:18:35,734
What?

360
00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:39,401
How do you feel?

361
00:18:39,967 --> 00:18:41,134
Shiny.

362
00:18:44,567 --> 00:18:47,334
You know what
you need right now?
Some fresh air.

363
00:18:47,401 --> 00:18:49,933
Here, put on
your hat and coat

364
00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:57,000
and I'll meet you
in Central Park.

365
00:18:57,768 --> 00:18:59,100
Really?

366
00:18:59,167 --> 00:19:03,267
Yeah. I want to
take care of you the way
you took care of me.

367
00:19:03,334 --> 00:19:04,768
You're the best.

368
00:19:04,834 --> 00:19:06,734
Oh, wait.

369
00:19:06,801 --> 00:19:08,933
Don't forget
your briefcase.

370
00:19:20,134 --> 00:19:21,501
APRIL: Button!

371
00:19:21,567 --> 00:19:23,100
Not now, honey.

372
00:19:25,768 --> 00:19:27,567
What a nice surprise.

373
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:28,768
Where's Allie?

374
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:31,134
She took Hannah
to the finals
of some cat show.

375
00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:32,834
Cat show.

376
00:19:32,900 --> 00:19:34,768
So, we're all alone.

377
00:19:34,834 --> 00:19:35,900
Not now, baby.

378
00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:37,367
Listen, I'm gonna
tell you something,

379
00:19:37,434 --> 00:19:38,768
but you got
to promise
not to freak out.

380
00:19:38,834 --> 00:19:40,367
What is it?
Promise you won't freak out?

381
00:19:40,434 --> 00:19:42,167
What is it? Tell me!

382
00:19:42,234 --> 00:19:46,601
Okay, it's no biggie.
But before Jack
left for the weekend,

383
00:19:46,667 --> 00:19:48,467
he hid a video camera
in the room.

384
00:19:48,534 --> 00:19:50,300
Oh, is that all?

385
00:19:51,834 --> 00:19:55,334
I'm Allie.
Rich old men turn me on.

386
00:19:57,167 --> 00:19:58,634
On the money!

387
00:20:00,534 --> 00:20:01,701
I'm gonna freak out.

388
00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:03,401
You can't.
We've gotta get the tape.

389
00:20:03,467 --> 00:20:06,300
It's hidden somewhere
in a teddy bear.

390
00:20:06,367 --> 00:20:09,401
How come I
never noticed all these
teddy bears before?

391
00:20:09,467 --> 00:20:12,000
I'm freaking out now.
Here it comes.

392
00:20:13,234 --> 00:20:14,900
(SQUEAKING SOFTLY)

393
00:20:16,434 --> 00:20:17,868
That's it?

394
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:19,601
That wasn't so bad.
I was expecting you to...

395
00:20:19,667 --> 00:20:21,067
(SCREAMING)

396
00:20:23,534 --> 00:20:25,100
Nothing!

397
00:20:25,167 --> 00:20:26,401
Nothing!

398
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:29,000
Nothing.

399
00:20:30,467 --> 00:20:31,701
Nothing!

400
00:20:35,334 --> 00:20:37,300
What the hell
is going on here?

401
00:20:37,367 --> 00:20:38,734
(SCREAMING)

402
00:20:41,067 --> 00:20:42,267
Dennis?

403
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:46,434
What's going on?

404
00:20:46,501 --> 00:20:49,134
I'll tell you
what's going on.

405
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:51,200
We're living in a society
where human privacy

406
00:20:51,267 --> 00:20:55,367
is taking a back seat
to the ever-watchful eye
of big brother.

407
00:20:55,434 --> 00:20:57,768
Hidden cameras
in our homes?

408
00:20:57,834 --> 00:21:00,334
What's next?
Bar codes on our heads?

409
00:21:01,667 --> 00:21:03,801
Shame on you, Jack Gallo.

410
00:21:03,868 --> 00:21:05,900
Shame on you
and all the other fascists

411
00:21:05,967 --> 00:21:09,134
who are chipping away
at our personal freedoms
each and every day.

412
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:11,601
You shtupped my nanny,
didn't you?

413
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:13,367
Twice.

414
00:21:23,933 --> 00:21:27,534
* Life keeps bringing me
back to you

415
00:21:28,501 --> 00:21:32,033
* Keeps bringing me home

416
00:21:32,100 --> 00:21:35,234
* It don't matter
what I wanna do

417
00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:40,134
* 'Cause it's gotta
mind of its own

418
00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:46,267
* Life keeps bringing me
back to you *