1
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Finch, I need you to...

2
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What are you doing?

3
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 Making a little movie
 in my head.

4
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 Ah, yes, Jill.
 You know, rumor has it
 she's interested

5
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 in somebody
 around here.

6
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 Hey, wait a minute.
 I'm around here.
 Could it be me?

7
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   I don't see how.

8
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 Well, it doesn't
 hurt to ask.

9
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  (HUMMING)

10
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   Hello, Jill.

11
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Hi, French.

12
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Finch.

13
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   So word around campus
   is you're kinda into me.

14
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Nope.

15
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   Oh, it does hurt
   to ask.

16
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So who is it, Elliott?
That stupid Elliott?

17
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  I don't even want
  to know. Is it him?

18
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 Don't tell me.
 Is it him?

19
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 Actually, if you promise
 not to tell anyone...

20
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  It's her.

21
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   Her?

22
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  (STUTTERS)

23
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   I can trust you,
   right?

24
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Sure.

25
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   I happen to know
   that she's been
   thinking about

26
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 expanding
 her playing field.

27
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   She told you that?

28
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  We're like
  best friends.

29
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 Really?

30
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Oh, yeah.
Hey, Maya,
what are you...

31
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 What, are you carrying
 some papers there?

32
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   Huh?

33
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  Yeah. Okay then.
  Good stuff.

34
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   Yeah, she's fun.
   She's the best.

35
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 Maybe I'll just
 ask her out.

36
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Hey, wait a second.

37
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  You don't want
  to scare her off,
  do you?

38
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  Remember
  your first time?

39
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 Yeah.

40
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  Oh my God,
  tell me about it.

41
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Well, I mean...

42
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   Maybe the three of us
   should go out to dinner.

43
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  Why would
  I want you there?

44
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   Again, back to
   your first time.

45
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  Don't you think
  you would have felt
  more comfortable

46
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  if there was
  a third person there?

47
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  There was
  a third person there.

48
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 Holy...

49
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  French, are you okay?

50
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So, three of us
are on for tonight?

51
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I still don't know
why I'd want you there.

52
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 Jill, this is
 a big step for Maya.

53
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   Don't you think
   she'd be more comfy

54
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   taking that big step
   with her best friend there?

55
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 Okay. Let's do it.

56
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 Cool. I'll see
 what I can put together.

57
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   What did she...
 Can't talk!

58
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  Jack, quick question.

59
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   Dennis, did you know
   the president
   of Virgin Airlines

60
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goes jogging
with his mechanics?

61
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I'll get right on that.
 Yeah.

62
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   Anyway...
 And the head of Intel,

63
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 one of his employees
 hit him in the face

64
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with a pie
at a company picnic.

65
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I'm sure
he deserved it.
Anyway...

66
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  Dennis, you're
  missing the point.

67
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   Business Week says
  he's one of the guys,

68
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the workers' pal.

69
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   Do I seem like
   one of the guys?

70
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 You're the boss,
 you tell me.

71
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  Well, would you
  feel comfortable
  throwing a pie at me?

72
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More and more
as this goes on.

73
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 Anyway, Maya wants to
 learn how to
 schmooze the models

74
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   so she wants to take
   one of them
   to dinner tonight. Okay?

75
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Well, as long as she...

76
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  All right,
  I'll set it up.

77
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  Not now, busy!

78
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  Maya, Jack wants
  you to take Jill,

79
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   you know,
   one of the models,
   to dinner tonight.

80
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Really?

81
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   Hey, don't shoot
   the messenger.

82
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  But I don't deal
  with the models.
  Did he say why?

83
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   To schmooze her.

84
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   He wants you to take
   a more active role
   in the magazine,

85
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 expand your
 playing field.

86
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   And he wants me
   to tag along.
   So Bartini at 8:00?

87
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  All right.
  If he said so...

88
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 And wear something hot.

89
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 Jill! Hey,
 there you are.

90
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  Bumped into Maya.

91
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  You know,
  she's into it.
  So, tonight?

92
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  Eight-ish? Downstairs?

93
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Really? Great.

94
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  Cool, see you there.

95
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   What are you up to?

96
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 Oh, not much.

97
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Jill has a crush on Maya,
and I'm playing matchmaker.

98
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  Why?

99
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   Why?

100
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Call it a quest,

101
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  call it a dream,

102
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 but if I can be
 part of, adjacent to

103
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or even hear about
two women frolicking
in the secret garden,

104
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   then I will not have
   lived my life in vain.

105
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Well, that's all
very fine and dandy,

106
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   but despite her fondness
   for Birkenstocks,

107
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 Maya is not
 into women.

108
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Let me lay
a little science
on you, Nina.

109
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 All women are two drinks away
 from a girl-on-girl adventure.

110
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  According to who?

111
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  According to any movie
  on  Cinemax After Dark.

112
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   Sorry, I'm late.
   My lunch date
   went on forever.

113
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  Maybe he was
  thinking of baseball.

114
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  (LAUGHING)

115
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   That's very funny, Elliott.
   Now hold still.

116
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  (LAUGHS)

117
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Like you've got
a reflection.

118
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 Okay, let me
 run this idea by you.

119
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 I've been thinking
 about adding
 a men's style section.

120
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   And I thought maybe
   I'd head it up myself.

121
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 What do you think?

122
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  Sounds like a winner.

123
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 Mmm, I'm on board.

124
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   Okay, knock it off.

125
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  Clearly I have my shirt
  hanging out of my fly,

126
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 I got toilet paper
 stuck to my shoe

127
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 and if I weren't the boss,
 you'd be all over me!

128
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  Very perceptive,
  chief.

129
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  Well, come on,
  I want everyone here

130
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to think of me
as just one of the guys.

131
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  So give me
  your best shot.

132
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   Nah.

133
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   No, go ahead.
   Sock it to me.

134
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 No, no. I...
 I don't think so.

135
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  Don't be shy.
  I want you to.

136
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May we confer?

137
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  Please.

138
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   (WHISPERING)

139
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   Well, we got
   a good shot
   about Nina.

140
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  It involves
  my promiscuity.

141
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  Come on,
  you know what I mean.

142
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  Nina, you first.
  Let 'er rip!

143
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 Okay.

144
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 (STUTTERS)

145
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   Hey, where'd you get
   that striped tie?

146
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  The striped tie shop?

147
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Okay. I admit
I've got a striped tie on.

148
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   Not especially clever,
   but a good start.
   Elliott?

149
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 All right.

150
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Well, you always
go on about
Donald Trump.

151
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 So, why don't
 you just marry him?

152
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 Ha! That's good.
 I do go on about Trump.

153
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 Okay, Jack Gallo
 is one of the guys,

154
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  spread the word.

155
00:07:01,567 --> 00:07:04,167
   More like spread
   the peanut butter,
   huh, tubby?

156
00:07:04,234 --> 00:07:05,267
   (LAUGHS)

157
00:07:05,334 --> 00:07:06,667
  Hey, nice vest, Jack.

158
00:07:06,734 --> 00:07:09,267
 Would you mind
 pulling my car around?

159
00:07:09,667 --> 00:07:10,701
(LAUGHS)

160
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 Hey, Jack,
 it's almost noon.

161
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Shouldn't you
be getting married
again?

162
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 Gold!

163
00:07:16,467 --> 00:07:18,434
Hey, Jack, that shirt's
a little wrinkled.

164
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Kind of matches
your face.

165
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 (LAUGHS)

166
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Hey, Jack, can you turn
your nose up to the sun?

167
00:07:26,067 --> 00:07:27,267
 I want to see
 what time it is.

168
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  Very good then...

169
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 You know, I'm not saying
 that you're a bad-golfing,
 gadget-buying...

170
00:07:32,133 --> 00:07:33,901
  Cradle-robbing.
  ...pompous bag of wind...

171
00:07:33,968 --> 00:07:35,334
  All righty!

172
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 I shouldn't be here.

173
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 I mean, what am I
 going to say to her?

174
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 I don't know
 how to schmooze models.

175
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   Just relax.
   Have a drink or two.

176
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  Something
  from the bar?

177
00:07:54,267 --> 00:07:55,267
Sea Breeze.

178
00:07:55,334 --> 00:07:56,634
   And for you, sir?

179
00:07:56,701 --> 00:07:59,067
That is for me,
smart guy.

180
00:07:59,133 --> 00:08:01,968
The lady will have
a Brain Eraser, no ice.

181
00:08:04,033 --> 00:08:06,000
   That sounds
   kind of strong.

182
00:08:06,067 --> 00:08:08,100
  No, it's like
  ginger ale.

183
00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:11,734
   But don't put it
   near the candle.

184
00:08:13,434 --> 00:08:15,167
 Here she comes.

185
00:08:15,234 --> 00:08:17,767
   Give her
   a little kiss hello.
   It's very European.

186
00:08:17,834 --> 00:08:19,601
 She's from Wisconsin.
  She travels.

187
00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:20,734
 Hey!

188
00:08:21,367 --> 00:08:23,367
Hi, Maya. Hey.

189
00:08:23,434 --> 00:08:25,234
 Good to
 see you, Jill.

190
00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:33,200
You look great.

191
00:08:33,267 --> 00:08:34,634
 Oh, thank you.
 So do you.

192
00:08:34,701 --> 00:08:36,968
 I mean,
 of course you do.
 You're a model.

193
00:08:37,033 --> 00:08:38,334
 JILL: Well, thanks.

194
00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:40,834
 Oh, I saw the proofs
 from your shoot.

195
00:08:40,901 --> 00:08:43,534
  Really exquisite.
  Really beautiful.

196
00:08:43,601 --> 00:08:45,934
 Really quite exquisite.

197
00:08:46,968 --> 00:08:49,133
  Thanks again.

198
00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:51,367
   Can we get
   some drinks here!

199
00:08:53,567 --> 00:08:54,634
  You seem nervous.

200
00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:56,434
 Me? No.

201
00:08:56,501 --> 00:09:00,367
 It's just that,
 you know, I've never
 done this before.

202
00:09:00,434 --> 00:09:02,667
  It's my first time
  with a model.

203
00:09:02,734 --> 00:09:04,534
Well, if it makes
you feel any better

204
00:09:04,601 --> 00:09:07,167
 I was nervous
 about meeting you too.

205
00:09:07,234 --> 00:09:08,801
  You were?
 Yeah.

206
00:09:08,868 --> 00:09:11,167
You're a beautiful,
intelligent woman.

207
00:09:11,234 --> 00:09:13,167
 And I'm glad
 you decided to

208
00:09:13,234 --> 00:09:15,734
"expand your
playing field."

209
00:09:15,801 --> 00:09:17,701
  You're making
  this easy.

210
00:09:21,167 --> 00:09:22,701
 Just be gentle.

211
00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,501
   I will.

212
00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,267
  Are you sure
  you've never
  done this before?

213
00:09:29,334 --> 00:09:33,234
  No, and do you want
  to hear something
  really embarrassing?

214
00:09:33,300 --> 00:09:36,667
  I was practicing
  in front of the mirror
  all afternoon.

215
00:09:40,701 --> 00:09:42,100
 You don't have
 to be embarrassed.

216
00:09:42,167 --> 00:09:45,067
 And I want you
 to know up front,
 I'm glad to be here,

217
00:09:45,133 --> 00:09:48,200
  but I'm not really into
  all that butt-kissing.

218
00:09:48,267 --> 00:09:49,667
 (SNICKERING)

219
00:10:05,267 --> 00:10:07,801
 Oh, Finch,
 thanks for ordering
 those oysters.

220
00:10:07,868 --> 00:10:09,501
 They were great.

221
00:10:11,934 --> 00:10:12,934
   You want more?

222
00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,234
 Are you kidding?

223
00:10:14,300 --> 00:10:15,367
 Any more and
 someone's going to have to

224
00:10:15,434 --> 00:10:18,734
help me
out of these pants.

225
00:10:18,801 --> 00:10:20,701
  Dennis Finch?
   Beat it.

226
00:10:20,767 --> 00:10:22,234
   You have a phone call.

227
00:10:22,300 --> 00:10:24,834
It's Mr. Gallo.
He says it's urgent.

228
00:10:24,901 --> 00:10:26,100
  (GRUNTS)

229
00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:27,467
  How many times
  do I have to tell him

230
00:10:27,534 --> 00:10:29,567
 the VCR goes on three?

231
00:10:29,634 --> 00:10:32,067
   Be right back.

232
00:10:32,133 --> 00:10:33,701
   So, this
   has been fun.

233
00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:34,868
  Yeah, it has.

234
00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:36,367
 I don't know what
 I was so nervous about.

235
00:10:36,434 --> 00:10:38,234
 It's not like
 you're going to bite me
 or anything.

236
00:10:38,300 --> 00:10:40,367
Not unless
you want me to.

237
00:10:45,334 --> 00:10:47,200
So, Maya,
I was wondering...

238
00:10:47,267 --> 00:10:48,968
  Maybe, if
  you're not too tired,

239
00:10:49,033 --> 00:10:51,033
   we can go out
   after this.

240
00:10:53,767 --> 00:10:55,901
   When you say go out...

241
00:10:55,968 --> 00:10:57,234
Or stay in.

242
00:10:57,300 --> 00:10:59,400
 That's what
 I thought you meant.

243
00:10:59,467 --> 00:11:03,767
 Listen, Jill,
 I'm really flattered,
 but I don't date women.

244
00:11:03,834 --> 00:11:06,434
   So why did Finch say
   that you wanted to?

245
00:11:06,501 --> 00:11:07,734
  He said that?

246
00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:09,834
  Oh, he is unbelievable!

247
00:11:09,901 --> 00:11:13,701
 Did he really think
 he was going to
 get us together?

248
00:11:13,767 --> 00:11:15,934
 Then he probably
 wasn't a real
 Navy SEAL, was he?

249
00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,868
   No.

250
00:11:17,934 --> 00:11:19,901
   Or the original Nicholas
   on  Eight is Enough?

251
00:11:19,968 --> 00:11:22,300
  No, that one's true.

252
00:11:22,367 --> 00:11:23,968
I can't believe
he did that.

253
00:11:24,033 --> 00:11:25,667
 Men.

254
00:11:25,734 --> 00:11:27,868
What is it
about two women?

255
00:11:27,934 --> 00:11:30,067
 Actually,
 I kind of get it.

256
00:11:32,367 --> 00:11:33,767
 So what now?

257
00:11:34,767 --> 00:11:38,067
How about
we get him back?

258
00:11:38,133 --> 00:11:39,667
  All right,
  let's do it.

259
00:11:39,734 --> 00:11:42,701
 Great. You mean,
 get Finch back?

260
00:11:42,767 --> 00:11:44,667
   Yes, get Finch back.

261
00:11:45,367 --> 00:11:46,767
 Here he comes.

262
00:11:46,834 --> 00:11:50,167
 Give me a minute
 with him.
 I know what to do.

263
00:11:50,234 --> 00:11:51,567
 So how's my dad?

264
00:11:51,634 --> 00:11:52,767
  Oh, fine.

265
00:11:52,834 --> 00:11:54,701
His cell phone
was vibrating
in his coat pocket,

266
00:11:54,767 --> 00:11:57,701
  he thought
  he was having
  a heart attack.

267
00:11:57,767 --> 00:11:59,868
 Be right back.
 Don't go away.

268
00:11:59,934 --> 00:12:01,200
  I won't.

269
00:12:02,868 --> 00:12:03,901
  Ooh.

270
00:12:03,968 --> 00:12:05,167
  (DENNIS SNICKERING)

271
00:12:05,234 --> 00:12:06,334
 So, I have
 to thank you,

272
00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,133
I'm really getting
a good vibe from her.

273
00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:10,133
   Hey, just seeing
   you two gals happy

274
00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:13,601
 is almost
 all the thanks I need.

275
00:12:13,667 --> 00:12:16,501
   I still feel like
   I owe you something.

276
00:12:16,567 --> 00:12:18,701
   Define owe.

277
00:12:20,234 --> 00:12:23,067
   Well...
   Do you like to watch?

278
00:12:30,868 --> 00:12:33,000
I could take it
or leave it.

279
00:12:39,868 --> 00:12:41,534
 Afternoon,
 Elliott.

280
00:12:41,601 --> 00:12:43,634
 Do you have to bring
 that foul-smelling
 thing in here?

281
00:12:43,701 --> 00:12:44,734
   It's not even lit.

282
00:12:44,801 --> 00:12:46,834
  I was talking
  to the cigar.

283
00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:49,467
Nina.

284
00:12:49,534 --> 00:12:50,567
   Nice hair.

285
00:12:50,634 --> 00:12:52,400
Thanks.
 In your ears.

286
00:12:53,868 --> 00:12:54,868
   Hey, Jensen.

287
00:12:54,934 --> 00:12:56,033
  Hey, Jackass.

288
00:12:58,634 --> 00:13:00,033
 You wanted to see me.

289
00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:01,667
Close the door.

290
00:13:01,734 --> 00:13:03,701
  Uh-oh.

291
00:13:03,767 --> 00:13:07,701
   Finch, did you know
   Jill made a move
   on me last night?

292
00:13:07,767 --> 00:13:11,067
 Well, that doesn't
 make any sense.
 You're both women.

293
00:13:14,467 --> 00:13:16,434
I think
that's the point.

294
00:13:17,234 --> 00:13:18,767
   This damn city.

295
00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:25,200
  The thing is,
  I liked it.

296
00:13:25,267 --> 00:13:27,834
   Say what?

297
00:13:27,901 --> 00:13:30,234
   The thing is,
   I haven't felt this way

298
00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:33,100
   since sophomore year
   of college.

299
00:13:33,167 --> 00:13:36,300
   You know, just me
   and my sorority sisters.

300
00:13:36,367 --> 00:13:38,033
A pillow fight,

301
00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:40,234
an innocent tug
on a Babydoll nightie.

302
00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:41,634
  (MUMBLING)

303
00:13:42,501 --> 00:13:44,434
A dare taken too far...

304
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:46,701
   Lotion.

305
00:13:48,701 --> 00:13:51,033
   Anyway, I have
   a favor to ask.

306
00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:54,300
  And I know this will
  sound weird, but...

307
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:55,601
 Oh, I can't
 even say it.

308
00:13:55,667 --> 00:13:56,801
   Say it!

309
00:13:56,868 --> 00:13:59,067
  I mean,
  I'm here for you.

310
00:14:00,501 --> 00:14:02,133
Well, Jill and I
are going out
again tonight,

311
00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:04,167
  and who knows
  what's going to happen?

312
00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:05,834
And for some
strange reason,

313
00:14:05,901 --> 00:14:08,968
  I would just feel
  more comfortable
  if you were there.

314
00:14:09,033 --> 00:14:10,367
  Holy crap.

315
00:14:11,968 --> 00:14:14,234
   (KNOCKING ON DOOR)

316
00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:15,467
  Is this a bad time?

317
00:14:15,534 --> 00:14:17,601
   It's the best
   time of my life.

318
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:21,234
 Hey, you.
 Hey, you.

319
00:14:22,734 --> 00:14:24,534
   Listen, I've got
   some bad news.

320
00:14:24,601 --> 00:14:26,033
 I have to cancel
 dinner tonight.

321
00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:27,167
 No!

322
00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:29,834
  How come?

323
00:14:29,901 --> 00:14:31,067
  Well, I have to fly off
  to Japan tomorrow

324
00:14:31,133 --> 00:14:32,601
  and I just have
  too much to do.

325
00:14:32,667 --> 00:14:34,501
 I'll be gone
 for months.

326
00:14:34,567 --> 00:14:36,434
  Oh, well.
  Too bad.

327
00:14:38,901 --> 00:14:41,534
   That's quitter talk.
   How much
   can you have to do?

328
00:14:41,601 --> 00:14:43,634
   A lot.
   Look at this list.

329
00:14:44,534 --> 00:14:47,767
Renew passport.
That's easy.

330
00:14:47,834 --> 00:14:49,834
  Get Dad
  leather jacket. Easy.

331
00:14:49,901 --> 00:14:51,367
 He weighs 300 pounds.

332
00:14:51,434 --> 00:14:53,167
   (GRUNTS)

333
00:14:53,234 --> 00:14:54,267
 Paint apartment?

334
00:14:54,334 --> 00:14:55,334
 Subletting.

335
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:57,367
 Take dog to Montauk?

336
00:14:57,434 --> 00:14:58,834
 Nana's going to
 watch him.

337
00:14:58,901 --> 00:15:00,267
   This is impossible.

338
00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:02,434
  Oh, my gosh.
  Well, I guess
  this is it.

339
00:15:02,501 --> 00:15:05,701
If I don't
see you again,
take care, you.

340
00:15:05,767 --> 00:15:06,834
  (SQUEALS)

341
00:15:06,901 --> 00:15:08,400
 (BOTH MOANING)

342
00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:11,934
I'll do it!
Give me those keys!

343
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,400
 How are you
 going to get
 all that done?

344
00:15:13,467 --> 00:15:16,400
 I'm a frustrated
 male secretary.
 God owes me!

345
00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:20,133
 Excuse me. Sorry,
 sorry. Please. Sorry.

346
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:23,501
   Sir, I need this
   renewed right away.

347
00:15:23,567 --> 00:15:25,167
This is not
your passport, sir.

348
00:15:25,234 --> 00:15:27,267
Yes it is.

349
00:15:27,334 --> 00:15:31,467
You look nothing like
the woman
in this picture, ma'am.

350
00:15:31,534 --> 00:15:34,801
 Well, thanks for the dig,
 but if you could
 just stampy-stampy.

351
00:15:34,868 --> 00:15:37,901
   Sir, only the holder
   of a passport
   can have it renewed.

352
00:15:37,968 --> 00:15:39,634
  It's a strict policy.

353
00:15:39,701 --> 00:15:42,634
Please, you have no idea
how important this is.

354
00:15:42,701 --> 00:15:45,167
  If you were the President
  of the United States

355
00:15:45,234 --> 00:15:47,033
  and it was a matter
  of national security,

356
00:15:47,100 --> 00:15:49,767
   I still couldn't
   help you.

357
00:15:49,834 --> 00:15:52,601
Sir, if I get this
passport renewed,

358
00:15:52,667 --> 00:15:55,767
 I have a chance to make
 every man's
 dream come true.

359
00:15:55,834 --> 00:15:57,367
Two women?
Yeah.

360
00:15:58,701 --> 00:16:00,667
   Give me the papers, sir.

361
00:16:00,734 --> 00:16:02,667
  Get this man through!

362
00:16:02,734 --> 00:16:08,667
  CHORUS:
  * Two girls
  for every boy

363
00:16:08,734 --> 00:16:12,501
   * I bought a '30 Ford wagon
   and we call it a woody

364
00:16:12,567 --> 00:16:18,467
  * Two girls
  for every boy

365
00:16:18,534 --> 00:16:20,267
  * They say they never
  roll the streets up

366
00:16:20,334 --> 00:16:22,267
 * 'Cause there's always
 something going

367
00:16:22,334 --> 00:16:28,267
  * Two girls
  for every boy

368
00:16:28,334 --> 00:16:31,267
  * And we're goin'
  to Surf City,
  'cause it's two to one

369
00:16:31,334 --> 00:16:34,667
 * You know, we're goin'
 to Surf City,
 gonna have some fun

370
00:16:34,734 --> 00:16:38,000
 * You know, we're goin'
 to Surf City
 'cause it's two to one

371
00:16:38,067 --> 00:16:41,767
 * You know, we're goin'
 to Surf City,
 gonna have some fun now

372
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:45,167
  * Two girls for every

373
00:16:45,234 --> 00:16:50,267
  * Two girls
  for every boy *

374
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:01,434
 Good, you're here.

375
00:17:01,501 --> 00:17:03,901
 No, we're still
 outside, Einstein.

376
00:17:05,133 --> 00:17:06,934
 Bravo. Have a seat.

377
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,400
Ah, new chairs?

378
00:17:08,467 --> 00:17:09,801
 Yeah, what do
 you think?

379
00:17:09,868 --> 00:17:12,300
 They're great,
 but where will
 Spock and Kirk sit?

380
00:17:12,367 --> 00:17:13,534
  (LAUGHING)

381
00:17:13,601 --> 00:17:15,000
(BUZZING)
 Ow!

382
00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:17,100
Did I just get shocked?

383
00:17:17,167 --> 00:17:19,834
 Oh, must be
 static electricity.

384
00:17:19,901 --> 00:17:22,467
  So, I had an idea
  for the next issue...

385
00:17:22,534 --> 00:17:24,567
 Well, that must've
 startled you
 out of your nap.

386
00:17:24,634 --> 00:17:25,667
  (LAUGHING)

387
00:17:25,734 --> 00:17:27,133
   (BUZZING)
  Ow!

388
00:17:28,968 --> 00:17:31,067
 What's up with this chair?
 It keeps shocking me.

389
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:33,534
 You want to see shocking?
 Check out
 that stray eyebrow.

390
00:17:33,601 --> 00:17:34,667
  (LAUGHING)

391
00:17:34,734 --> 00:17:36,501
   (BUZZING)

392
00:17:36,567 --> 00:17:38,067
  Whoo! Thanks.

393
00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:42,267
These chairs are wired.
You're shocking us!

394
00:17:42,334 --> 00:17:44,100
   Gotcha.
 What?

395
00:17:44,167 --> 00:17:47,000
 Sure, you give me a shot,
 I give you one back.

396
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,167
 Bam, I'm one of the gang.

397
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:52,534
   Sit down, Chuckles,
   let's trade zingers.

398
00:17:52,601 --> 00:17:54,400
  Jack, could you give me
  three short ones

399
00:17:54,467 --> 00:17:56,868
 followed by a long,
 sustained one?

400
00:18:00,434 --> 00:18:03,801
   This is ridiculous.
   You told us to treat you
   like one of the gang,

401
00:18:03,868 --> 00:18:05,901
   we do, and now
   you're electrocuting us?

402
00:18:05,968 --> 00:18:08,667
Fine.
If you can't
take a joke

403
00:18:08,734 --> 00:18:11,701
 then you're
 no longer allowed
 to make fun of me.

404
00:18:11,767 --> 00:18:13,634
You big baby.

405
00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:16,300
   Fine, then we just
   go back to
   the way things were.

406
00:18:16,367 --> 00:18:17,367
   Fine.

407
00:18:17,434 --> 00:18:18,968
 And you're
 the big baby.

408
00:18:19,033 --> 00:18:20,067
 (BUZZING)

409
00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:22,400
  (ELLIOTT SCREAMING)

410
00:18:22,467 --> 00:18:25,400
   NINA: Hey, Jack,
   do these
   come in a love seat?

411
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,868
  (PANTING)

412
00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:31,400
  I did it!

413
00:18:31,467 --> 00:18:33,667
Everything on the list!
It's all done!

414
00:18:33,734 --> 00:18:35,300
  Are you serious?

415
00:18:35,367 --> 00:18:37,701
 Nana says "Hello."

416
00:18:37,767 --> 00:18:40,033
  So, how's it going here?

417
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:42,734
   Great.

418
00:18:42,801 --> 00:18:44,868
 We were just about
 to take care of the bill

419
00:18:44,934 --> 00:18:46,667
   and head back
   to my place.

420
00:18:46,734 --> 00:18:47,734
   Really?

421
00:18:47,801 --> 00:18:49,234
  And we were hoping...

422
00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:50,701
   I mean,
   if you're not busy...

423
00:18:50,767 --> 00:18:52,734
  Maybe you
  can join us.

424
00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:57,367
 Finch, are you crying?

425
00:18:57,434 --> 00:18:59,133
I'm just so happy.

426
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:02,968
   Oh, Finch.

427
00:19:03,033 --> 00:19:05,467
  When I was
  a little boy,
  my dad told me

428
00:19:05,534 --> 00:19:07,901
  that good things
  only happen
  to good people.

429
00:19:07,968 --> 00:19:09,968
  Now I know
  he was wrong.

430
00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:14,868
 Okay, then. I'll just
 pay the bill
 and we'll get going.

431
00:19:14,934 --> 00:19:16,334
That's all right.
I got it.

432
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:17,868
  No, no, no.
  Dinner's on me.

433
00:19:17,934 --> 00:19:19,267
 Really, I insist.

434
00:19:19,334 --> 00:19:20,834
 What's the deal?

435
00:19:20,901 --> 00:19:22,467
  You don't think
  I can afford
  to pay for dinner?

436
00:19:22,534 --> 00:19:25,467
 I'm trying to be nice.
 I do make more money
 than you.

437
00:19:25,534 --> 00:19:27,734
Oh, right, I'm sorry
I don't make
a million dollars

438
00:19:27,801 --> 00:19:29,167
prancing around
in my underwear.

439
00:19:29,234 --> 00:19:31,234
  (PANTING)
  It's all good.

440
00:19:32,934 --> 00:19:36,400
   I model lingerie.
   And I don't prance.

441
00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:38,167
That's right.
You just sit there.

442
00:19:38,234 --> 00:19:39,968
   So this is what
   you think of me.

443
00:19:40,033 --> 00:19:41,601
   Maybe it is.

444
00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:43,100
  Well, then
  maybe we shouldn't
  go through with this.

445
00:19:43,167 --> 00:19:45,234
   Fine. The whole
   thing's off.

446
00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:46,567
 Don't do this!

447
00:19:46,634 --> 00:19:49,367
   Don't let this
   dream die on me!

448
00:19:49,434 --> 00:19:51,501
  Forget it, Finch.
  It's over.

449
00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:55,000
 Nothing is over!
 This isn't
 about you or me.

450
00:19:55,067 --> 00:19:56,834
  It's about hope
  and it's about love!

451
00:19:56,901 --> 00:19:58,167
  And it's about
  three people grabbing

452
00:19:58,234 --> 00:20:00,100
 some happiness
 in this crazy world.

453
00:20:00,167 --> 00:20:01,467
  It's not
  gonna happen.

454
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:04,434
You're gonna
have to grab
your own happiness.

455
00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:08,968
 Very well.

456
00:20:09,033 --> 00:20:10,801
  But remember...

457
00:20:10,868 --> 00:20:13,000
 You can kill the dreamer,

458
00:20:13,067 --> 00:20:15,200
but you can't
kill the dream.

459
00:20:47,868 --> 00:20:49,901
 (MEN CHEERING)

460
00:21:13,734 --> 00:21:17,234
 * Life keeps bringing me
 back to you

461
00:21:18,234 --> 00:21:20,534
 * Keeps bringing me home

462
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:25,133
    * It don't matter
    what I wanna do

463
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:30,067
   * 'Cause it's got a
   mind of its own

464
00:21:31,701 --> 00:21:36,067
 * Life keeps bringing me
 back to you *