1 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:15,167 Quick, quick. Channel 6, fast. 2 00:00:15,234 --> 00:00:16,667 What? 3 00:00:16,734 --> 00:00:18,934 My blind date's on TV, I want to see what he looks like. 4 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,934 MAN ON TV: I'm Charlton Heston. 5 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:25,300 Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun. 6 00:00:27,567 --> 00:00:29,400 Maya, no! 7 00:00:29,467 --> 00:00:31,667 No, no. Channel 6. 8 00:00:31,734 --> 00:00:35,968 And so, Moose and Raccoon 9 00:00:36,033 --> 00:00:38,801 climbed into their candy-covered canoe 10 00:00:38,868 --> 00:00:42,734 and paddled down the river of chocolate into the sea. 11 00:00:42,801 --> 00:00:43,801 Oh! 12 00:00:46,367 --> 00:00:50,601 Hey, kids, what do you say we take a stroll on over to Magic Town? 13 00:00:50,667 --> 00:00:52,200 Come on! 14 00:00:52,267 --> 00:00:53,434 He's pretty cute, huh? 15 00:00:53,501 --> 00:00:55,400 Oh, him. I know this show. 16 00:00:55,467 --> 00:00:57,200 Hannah watches it all the time. 17 00:00:57,267 --> 00:00:59,400 Wait till she finds out you're dating Mr. Mayor. 18 00:00:59,467 --> 00:01:00,634 Mr. Mayor? 19 00:01:00,701 --> 00:01:04,834 Hear ye! Hear ye! I declare that today's rule 20 00:01:04,901 --> 00:01:07,501 is that we count everything. 21 00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:10,601 I'll start with the pencils on my desk. 22 00:01:10,667 --> 00:01:14,734 When you see this guy, ask him why Mr. Mayor has glasses and a monocle. 23 00:01:14,801 --> 00:01:16,434 It really bothers Hannah. 24 00:01:17,701 --> 00:01:20,267 Now, let's all count our toes. 25 00:01:20,334 --> 00:01:25,501 One, two, three, four. 26 00:01:25,567 --> 00:01:28,133 Busy day in the executive ranks? 27 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:31,033 We're checking out Maya's date. 28 00:01:31,100 --> 00:01:34,434 Ooh, an oven mitt in a top hat? Don't let this one get away. 29 00:01:35,968 --> 00:01:37,234 No, the puppeteer. 30 00:01:37,300 --> 00:01:39,367 More like freak-a-teer. 31 00:01:39,434 --> 00:01:42,067 Come on, just because he works with puppets doesn't mean he's weird. 32 00:01:42,133 --> 00:01:45,133 You couldn't pay me enough to do that ridiculous job. 33 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:48,534 Here, Jack, I'm done shaving the lint off your floor mats. 34 00:01:59,434 --> 00:02:01,167 Well, great news. 35 00:02:01,234 --> 00:02:04,767 Ah, the bleachers for your bedroom came in. 36 00:02:04,834 --> 00:02:07,901 At least in my bedroom it's not a one-man show. 37 00:02:09,300 --> 00:02:10,868 So, what's the good news? 38 00:02:10,934 --> 00:02:12,834 Well, you know how people always say that to plan for the future 39 00:02:12,901 --> 00:02:14,834 you should make a sound financial investment? 40 00:02:14,901 --> 00:02:17,501 Well, I finally took the plunge. 41 00:02:17,567 --> 00:02:19,734 Oh, did you go for that mutual fund I told you about? 42 00:02:19,801 --> 00:02:21,834 Better. A trendy night club. 43 00:02:22,767 --> 00:02:24,334 Shrewd plan. 44 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:25,934 But for safety's sake you might want to take some of that money 45 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,434 and throw it out of an airplane. 46 00:02:28,501 --> 00:02:30,434 Yeah, laugh all you want, but you know this club 47 00:02:30,501 --> 00:02:33,701 is gonna bring back the glory days of Studio 54. 48 00:02:33,767 --> 00:02:35,467 God, those were good times. 49 00:02:35,534 --> 00:02:37,501 And it wasn't just the booze and the drugs. 50 00:02:37,567 --> 00:02:40,834 It was the elitism and the sex. 51 00:02:40,901 --> 00:02:42,868 Does this obnoxious place have a name? 52 00:02:42,934 --> 00:02:45,467 Nope. No name, no sign. 53 00:02:45,534 --> 00:02:47,734 No one'll be able to find it. 54 00:02:48,601 --> 00:02:50,501 So, intrigued? 55 00:02:52,167 --> 00:02:55,868 Nina, I'm not gonna wait in line like some desperate fool 56 00:02:55,934 --> 00:02:59,734 just for the outside chance of dancing with some model wannabe. 57 00:03:02,501 --> 00:03:03,534 So... 58 00:03:03,601 --> 00:03:06,100 So how do you get to this place? 59 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:10,400 (MELANCHOLIC MUSIC ON TV) 60 00:03:10,467 --> 00:03:11,868 (KNOCKS ON DOOR) Good night, Jack. 61 00:03:11,934 --> 00:03:13,901 Hmm. 62 00:03:13,968 --> 00:03:15,901 Hey, is that Brian's Song? 63 00:03:15,968 --> 00:03:19,534 I was flipping around for the scores and I just got sucked in. 64 00:03:19,601 --> 00:03:22,200 Oh, wow, I haven't seen this in years. 65 00:03:22,267 --> 00:03:26,667 This is without question the greatest guy movie of all time. 66 00:03:26,734 --> 00:03:28,634 Ooh, Footloose! 67 00:03:31,968 --> 00:03:34,567 It's Brian's Song, Dennis. 68 00:03:34,634 --> 00:03:39,033 This movie gets me every time. Brian Piccolo fighting for his life, man. 69 00:03:39,100 --> 00:03:41,701 You know in Footloose, Kevin Bacon has to fight an entire town 70 00:03:41,767 --> 00:03:43,734 for his right to dance. 71 00:03:46,701 --> 00:03:51,100 Dancing? This is about football, Dennis. This is about friendship. 72 00:03:51,167 --> 00:03:53,567 Sticking with someone to the very end. 73 00:03:53,634 --> 00:03:55,701 Oh, Brian's Song. 74 00:03:55,767 --> 00:03:59,334 Yeah, I've seen this about a million times. It's pretty good. 75 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:00,868 Mind if I, uh... 76 00:04:00,934 --> 00:04:03,267 Sit, sit. 77 00:04:03,334 --> 00:04:07,534 Man, you gotta love Gayle Sayers. 78 00:04:07,601 --> 00:04:09,834 Yeah, she's hot. 79 00:04:18,667 --> 00:04:19,834 Steven. Hi. 80 00:04:19,901 --> 00:04:21,734 Uh, Maya? 81 00:04:21,801 --> 00:04:24,834 Sorry I'm late, I got this last-minute phone call and anyway... Sorry I'm late. 82 00:04:24,901 --> 00:04:26,067 Oh, please, it's not a problem. 83 00:04:26,133 --> 00:04:29,000 I haven't really been here that long. 84 00:04:29,067 --> 00:04:33,000 So, blind date, all these guys in here, how'd you know it was me? 85 00:04:33,067 --> 00:04:34,701 Oh, I've already dated all these other guys. 86 00:04:34,767 --> 00:04:36,734 STEVEN: Ah! 87 00:04:36,801 --> 00:04:40,534 Uh, no, actually, I cheated. I watched your show today. 88 00:04:40,601 --> 00:04:44,133 Oh, I see. And that didn't scare you off? 89 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:45,567 No, I thought it was terrific. 90 00:04:45,634 --> 00:04:47,868 Oh, thanks. Well, I mean, just between you and me, 91 00:04:47,934 --> 00:04:51,701 I kinda felt like Mr. Mayor phoned it in, but, uh... 92 00:04:51,767 --> 00:04:54,868 So, um, how did you get started with puppets? 93 00:04:54,934 --> 00:04:58,133 I was obsessed with Sesame Street in college. 94 00:04:59,734 --> 00:05:01,634 Really? Well, I know, I know. 95 00:05:01,701 --> 00:05:06,601 But you'd be surprised at how much sense Cookie Monster makes when you're stoned. 96 00:05:06,667 --> 00:05:09,734 Whereas Oscar the Grouch just makes you feel really paranoid. 97 00:05:09,801 --> 00:05:12,868 That's right. But, Big Bird, he looks delicious. 98 00:05:12,934 --> 00:05:14,501 (LAUGHING) 99 00:05:14,567 --> 00:05:16,567 I don't know, I guess I liked the idea of doing a show that was 100 00:05:16,634 --> 00:05:20,334 a throwback to the old days. You know, no fancy sets, no special effects, 101 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:23,601 just, uh, me and a bunch of goofy puppets. 102 00:05:23,667 --> 00:05:25,067 Seems like a really fun job. 103 00:05:25,133 --> 00:05:26,133 I love kids. 104 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:27,534 Oh, me, too. 105 00:05:27,601 --> 00:05:29,701 So, what about you? I mean, how did you wind up at Blush? 106 00:05:29,767 --> 00:05:32,334 Oh, really inspiring story, um... 107 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:35,300 Worked hard, went to college, paid my dues, 108 00:05:35,367 --> 00:05:36,634 got job from daddy. Ah! 109 00:05:36,701 --> 00:05:37,734 I'm really proud. 110 00:05:37,801 --> 00:05:39,601 Yeah, sure, sure. 111 00:05:39,667 --> 00:05:41,634 You know, your dad spoke at my college once. 112 00:05:41,701 --> 00:05:42,734 Really? Yeah. 113 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:43,934 How was he? 114 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:47,434 He was, uh, thoughtful, uh, 115 00:05:47,501 --> 00:05:49,634 poignant, inspiring... 116 00:05:49,701 --> 00:05:51,434 You were stoned then, too, weren't you? I was stoned, yes. 117 00:05:51,501 --> 00:05:53,067 Really stoned. 118 00:05:57,701 --> 00:06:00,767 (SOLEMN INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC) 119 00:06:17,067 --> 00:06:18,901 (MUSIC STOPS) 120 00:06:22,934 --> 00:06:25,801 Damn allergies. 121 00:06:25,868 --> 00:06:28,334 They're really bad this year, aren't they? 122 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:30,100 (SOBBING) Stupid pollen. 123 00:06:33,067 --> 00:06:35,567 Oh, come off it. Who are we kidding? 124 00:06:35,634 --> 00:06:37,100 We've all been moved to tears. 125 00:06:37,167 --> 00:06:38,467 Why do we have to hide it? 126 00:06:38,534 --> 00:06:40,601 It's society. 127 00:06:44,334 --> 00:06:48,968 It's not like we don't have feelings, we're just not allowed to show them. 128 00:06:49,033 --> 00:06:52,033 I'm telling you, it's society. 129 00:06:52,100 --> 00:06:54,601 You ask me, we're the weaker sex. 130 00:06:54,667 --> 00:06:57,667 I mean, who hasn't wanted to cry 131 00:06:57,734 --> 00:06:59,133 after having his heart broken? 132 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:01,801 Yeah, yeah. So true. 133 00:07:01,868 --> 00:07:03,901 And haven't you ever pretended to be tough 134 00:07:03,968 --> 00:07:05,767 when inside you were scared and afraid? 135 00:07:05,834 --> 00:07:06,834 That's right. 136 00:07:06,901 --> 00:07:09,434 All the time. 137 00:07:09,501 --> 00:07:12,133 You know, sometimes I wish I were a woman. 138 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:16,000 Take it easy. Okay. 139 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:27,901 Hey, Nina, sorry I didn't make it to the club last night. How did it go? 140 00:07:27,968 --> 00:07:29,667 Oh, very hip, very happening. 141 00:07:29,734 --> 00:07:33,334 And by the way, we're now called Club Fun, and here's a map. 142 00:07:35,667 --> 00:07:37,367 Nobody showed, huh? 143 00:07:37,434 --> 00:07:39,467 Well, I'll admit that we were a couple of notches 144 00:07:39,534 --> 00:07:42,601 below the grandeur of Studio 54, but it still got wild. 145 00:07:42,667 --> 00:07:44,467 One woman even took her top off. 146 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:47,601 You? 147 00:07:47,667 --> 00:07:49,868 Well, somebody had to get things moving. 148 00:07:54,534 --> 00:07:55,534 Hi. Hey. 149 00:07:57,400 --> 00:07:59,834 Here, miss, let me help you with that. 150 00:08:08,067 --> 00:08:10,667 Come on, we were sharing our personal thoughts. 151 00:08:10,734 --> 00:08:13,701 Hey, come on, Dennis, let's lay off. 152 00:08:13,767 --> 00:08:14,868 Thank you, Jack. 153 00:08:14,934 --> 00:08:16,434 You're welcome, Susan. 154 00:08:17,667 --> 00:08:20,501 I trusted you. I trusted both of you. 155 00:08:20,567 --> 00:08:22,400 You complain about men not getting to be sensitive, 156 00:08:22,467 --> 00:08:24,367 but the minute one expresses his true feelings 157 00:08:24,434 --> 00:08:28,067 you're all over him like a bunch of idiots in a locker room. 158 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:30,400 You know what, you're right. 159 00:08:30,467 --> 00:08:33,868 We've been acting childish, and I apologize. 160 00:08:33,934 --> 00:08:36,701 Here, go buy yourself something pretty. 161 00:08:44,267 --> 00:08:48,234 STEVEN ON TV: ...and every girl, and every young fellow. 162 00:08:48,300 --> 00:08:51,567 I'll heat up the stove and I'll cook them in Jell-o. 163 00:08:51,634 --> 00:08:52,968 (YELLING) 164 00:08:53,834 --> 00:08:55,701 He's so funny with his voices. 165 00:08:55,767 --> 00:08:57,567 I take it the date went well. 166 00:08:57,634 --> 00:08:58,667 Very well. 167 00:08:58,734 --> 00:09:00,400 So, what did he say about the monocle? 168 00:09:00,467 --> 00:09:01,767 Oh, I forgot to ask. 169 00:09:01,834 --> 00:09:03,834 Maya, Hannah really wants to know. 170 00:09:03,901 --> 00:09:05,701 Fine, I'll ask him tonight. 171 00:09:05,767 --> 00:09:07,701 Glasses and a monocle. 172 00:09:07,767 --> 00:09:11,267 What, is that supposed to be funny? It's not even clever, it's nothing. 173 00:09:11,334 --> 00:09:14,133 Nothing but a big "screw you" to America. 174 00:09:16,234 --> 00:09:20,334 ...and with that, Snuffle Snore let out one final roar. 175 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:23,868 "They got me this time, but I'll be back for more!" 176 00:09:23,934 --> 00:09:26,634 (YELLING) 177 00:09:30,067 --> 00:09:33,100 Now who's ready to go to Magic Town? 178 00:09:33,167 --> 00:09:34,400 La, la, la, la. 179 00:09:34,467 --> 00:09:36,067 Don't tell me what happens, I'm taping it. 180 00:09:36,133 --> 00:09:37,567 (SHUSHING) 181 00:09:42,133 --> 00:09:45,000 (WHISTLING) What's that, Whistle Wolf? 182 00:09:45,067 --> 00:09:49,901 My new, favorite, special friend is here? Send her in! 183 00:09:49,968 --> 00:09:51,634 Whistling Wolf? This doesn't even make sense. 184 00:09:51,701 --> 00:09:54,868 Easy. The wolf, I like. 185 00:09:54,934 --> 00:10:00,100 Everybody, I want you to meet a new friend of mine, Miss Panda. 186 00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:02,601 I had dinner with her last night. 187 00:10:02,667 --> 00:10:05,367 And as Mayor of Magic Town, I declare 188 00:10:05,434 --> 00:10:08,334 that she's the prettiest thing you've ever seen. 189 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,000 Here she is! 190 00:10:10,067 --> 00:10:13,467 Ooh. Hi, Mr. Mayor. 191 00:10:13,534 --> 00:10:16,200 I think that's me. I think I'm Miss Panda. 192 00:10:16,267 --> 00:10:19,667 Yeah, I know, and Matt Lauer has a crush on you. 193 00:10:19,734 --> 00:10:21,567 I didn't say he had a crush on me. 194 00:10:21,634 --> 00:10:24,167 I said he was staring at me in the Guggenheim. 195 00:10:24,234 --> 00:10:27,467 Maya, watch the potty mouth. 196 00:10:27,534 --> 00:10:30,968 Mr. Mayor, about last night at dinner. 197 00:10:31,033 --> 00:10:32,934 I'm sorry I was late. 198 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:38,067 Oh, that's okay, Miss Panda. I got you a present anyway. 199 00:10:38,133 --> 00:10:39,667 Hold on! 200 00:10:40,734 --> 00:10:41,934 (GRUNTS) 201 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:45,133 Ooh! A new gold watch. 202 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:46,968 That's right. 203 00:10:47,033 --> 00:10:50,667 And now, maybe you'll never be late again. 204 00:10:50,734 --> 00:10:54,634 Because when you're late, you make someone wait, 205 00:10:54,701 --> 00:10:58,033 and that's no way to start a date. 206 00:10:58,100 --> 00:11:01,968 There's nothing more that I hate, hate, hate. 207 00:11:05,901 --> 00:11:07,434 Okay, that's weird. 208 00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:11,133 Because I was late for my date last night with Steven. 209 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:14,067 Do you think this is his way of telling me that it really bothered him? 210 00:11:14,133 --> 00:11:17,601 Maya, you read too much into things. 211 00:11:17,667 --> 00:11:20,100 They're just puppets. 212 00:11:20,167 --> 00:11:23,267 Except for the one with the monocle, he just burns my ass. 213 00:11:25,767 --> 00:11:28,968 Steven, I'm sorry again about being late last night. 214 00:11:29,033 --> 00:11:31,400 I'm normally on time. I apologize. 215 00:11:31,467 --> 00:11:33,534 Oh, please, I didn't even notice. 216 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:37,968 You didn't? No. 217 00:11:38,033 --> 00:11:39,767 All I noticed was you. 218 00:11:39,834 --> 00:11:41,133 You sure? 219 00:11:47,601 --> 00:11:48,868 I'm sure. 220 00:11:50,133 --> 00:11:52,501 I'm glad. Good. 221 00:11:52,567 --> 00:11:53,934 Pizza's getting cold. 222 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,400 Oh. Hmm. 223 00:11:56,701 --> 00:11:58,634 Oh, I'm sorry. Unless you want it. 224 00:11:58,701 --> 00:12:01,300 No, no, go on, take it. I practically ate the whole thing. 225 00:12:01,367 --> 00:12:02,968 Are you sure? I'm stuffed. 226 00:12:03,033 --> 00:12:05,467 I'm watching my girlish figure. Go. 227 00:12:06,634 --> 00:12:08,200 Okay. 228 00:12:09,033 --> 00:12:10,667 Mmm. 229 00:12:10,734 --> 00:12:14,200 Yeah! Pizza! 230 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:17,667 My favorite! I'm so hungry! 231 00:12:19,100 --> 00:12:21,501 Oh! 232 00:12:21,567 --> 00:12:25,000 Miss Panda. What a nice... 233 00:12:25,067 --> 00:12:26,067 Pizza! 234 00:12:26,133 --> 00:12:27,334 What? 235 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:29,334 Give me! Give me! 236 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:31,534 (SCREAMING) 237 00:12:31,601 --> 00:12:34,000 Give me! Give me! 238 00:12:34,067 --> 00:12:35,868 (SCREAMING) 239 00:12:35,934 --> 00:12:38,033 (GASPING) 240 00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:42,567 I can't wait to see the show after you guys have sex. 241 00:12:56,667 --> 00:12:58,367 Hey! Maya, you ready to go? 242 00:12:58,434 --> 00:12:59,534 Steven, hi. 243 00:12:59,601 --> 00:13:01,801 Oh, Maya, who's your celebrity friend? 244 00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:03,834 Steven, this is Nina Van Horn. 245 00:13:03,901 --> 00:13:04,968 Hi. 246 00:13:05,067 --> 00:13:07,267 Hi. Do you think that you could possibly 247 00:13:07,334 --> 00:13:09,968 mention my new night club on your show tomorrow? 248 00:13:10,033 --> 00:13:13,601 Uh, well, actually most of my viewers are aged two to seven, so... 249 00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:17,033 Oh, oh, that's okay, we have a very loose policy on carding. 250 00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:19,200 Ah! 251 00:13:19,267 --> 00:13:20,601 By the way, I like your outfit. 252 00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,000 Oh, it's real giraffe. 253 00:13:22,067 --> 00:13:23,667 My friend Binnie accidentally ran it over 254 00:13:23,734 --> 00:13:26,334 at a party at Michael Jackson's house. 255 00:13:28,968 --> 00:13:30,701 (LAUGHING AWKWARDLY) 256 00:13:30,767 --> 00:13:32,901 Hey. I'm Elliott DiMauro. Oh, hi! 257 00:13:32,968 --> 00:13:35,400 Oh, nice to meet you. I've heard all about you. 258 00:13:35,467 --> 00:13:37,267 Oh, all good I hope. 259 00:13:37,334 --> 00:13:40,234 Yeah, well, except for that part about you wanting to be a woman. 260 00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:41,901 (LAUGHS) 261 00:13:44,868 --> 00:13:47,000 Steven, I have to ask you something. 262 00:13:47,067 --> 00:13:48,834 Am I doing things that annoy you? 263 00:13:48,901 --> 00:13:50,567 What do you mean? 264 00:13:50,634 --> 00:13:53,000 First I'm late for the date and you scold Miss Panda. 265 00:13:53,067 --> 00:13:54,767 And then Miss Panda eats all the pizza. 266 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:58,334 And I just can't help thinking that you're trying to tell me something. 267 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:01,434 What, with the puppets? You're kidding? 268 00:14:01,501 --> 00:14:04,067 I mean, I am Miss Panda, aren't I? 269 00:14:04,133 --> 00:14:05,934 Well, no, no. 270 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,467 But, I could create a character for you, if you like. 271 00:14:08,534 --> 00:14:11,200 Maybe a lady-bug or a dove. 272 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:12,501 No, that's not the point. 273 00:14:12,567 --> 00:14:14,234 Look, Maya. 274 00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:16,067 I like you. 275 00:14:16,133 --> 00:14:19,901 And if I had anything to say to you I would just come right out and say it. 276 00:14:19,968 --> 00:14:20,968 Really? 277 00:14:21,033 --> 00:14:22,734 I promise. 278 00:14:22,801 --> 00:14:24,200 Okay? 279 00:14:24,267 --> 00:14:26,033 Oh, my dad. Dad! 280 00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:27,534 I want you to meet Steven. 281 00:14:27,601 --> 00:14:28,701 Oh. Hi, Steven. 282 00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:30,534 Nice to meet you, Mr. Gallo. 283 00:14:30,601 --> 00:14:34,434 Steven, something on your show is bothering my daughter, Hannah. 284 00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:39,200 Why does Mr. Mayor have glasses and a monocle? 285 00:14:39,267 --> 00:14:42,601 Ah! Well, he's got a very difficult prescription. 286 00:14:42,667 --> 00:14:43,701 (LAUGHS) 287 00:14:43,767 --> 00:14:46,501 No, seriously. 288 00:14:46,567 --> 00:14:48,801 Well, uh, actually the truth is that 289 00:14:48,868 --> 00:14:51,367 I was trying to decide between the glasses or the monocle, 290 00:14:51,434 --> 00:14:55,033 and I accidentally kept them both on and it made my nephew laugh. 291 00:14:55,100 --> 00:14:57,434 What is he, a little off? 292 00:14:57,501 --> 00:14:59,067 Dad, we have to go. 293 00:14:59,133 --> 00:15:00,133 Nice to meet you. 294 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:03,067 Nice meeting you, too, Steven. 295 00:15:03,133 --> 00:15:05,300 Hiding behind a child. 296 00:15:11,567 --> 00:15:14,133 It was great working with you, you were fantastic. 297 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:15,934 Oh, thanks. 298 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,868 So, if you're not doing anything tonight, maybe we can grab some dinner. 299 00:15:18,934 --> 00:15:22,634 Ooh, uh, I don't know. A couple of my friends warned me about you. 300 00:15:22,701 --> 00:15:24,567 What? What did they say? 301 00:15:24,634 --> 00:15:26,534 They said you were a womanizer. 302 00:15:26,601 --> 00:15:28,701 Hmm. Yeah, they're half right. 303 00:15:30,934 --> 00:15:31,968 Not now, Finch. 304 00:15:32,033 --> 00:15:33,634 What? Nothing. 305 00:15:33,701 --> 00:15:36,734 Elliott said he wanted to be a Girl Scout. 306 00:15:36,801 --> 00:15:38,000 I said I wanted to be a woman. 307 00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:39,734 (GASPS) He said it again! 308 00:15:41,434 --> 00:15:43,000 Well, I think it's sweet. 309 00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:44,901 You do? 310 00:15:44,968 --> 00:15:48,133 Yeah. I like it when guys stop trying to act all macho. 311 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:49,734 Thank you. 312 00:15:49,801 --> 00:15:51,801 You know, I am kind of hungry. 313 00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:54,501 Let's go. 314 00:15:54,567 --> 00:15:56,767 Why can't all men be as honest as you? 315 00:15:56,834 --> 00:15:58,567 It's society. 316 00:16:06,167 --> 00:16:07,834 Hey! Hey. 317 00:16:07,901 --> 00:16:10,167 You know, sometimes I wish I were a woman. 318 00:16:10,234 --> 00:16:12,100 I thought you were a woman. 319 00:16:15,467 --> 00:16:18,234 Sorry I'm late, Jack. I came right from the club. 320 00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:21,367 Nina, don't you think you're spending a little too much time there? 321 00:16:21,434 --> 00:16:23,200 Oh, well, don't worry, it's all over. 322 00:16:23,267 --> 00:16:25,534 My friend Binnie's flare gun went off into the velvet curtains, 323 00:16:25,601 --> 00:16:28,667 the whole place burned to the ground. 324 00:16:28,734 --> 00:16:29,901 I hope no one was hurt. 325 00:16:29,968 --> 00:16:32,300 No. Fortunately, the Village People were performing 326 00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:34,300 and the Indian led us to safety. 327 00:16:36,801 --> 00:16:39,033 Told you that club was a bad investment. 328 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:42,133 You know what's a bad investment? 329 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:45,667 Letting your money sit in a bank while your dreams go unfulfilled. 330 00:16:45,734 --> 00:16:48,300 Well, maybe things didn't turn out the way I wanted. 331 00:16:48,367 --> 00:16:51,334 But at least I got on that merry-go-round and grabbed for that brass ring 332 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:56,067 and for one brief, shiny, fiery moment I was dazzling. 333 00:16:56,133 --> 00:16:57,133 No insurance? 334 00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:58,234 Not a dime! 335 00:17:03,767 --> 00:17:05,567 Again with the TV? 336 00:17:05,634 --> 00:17:08,534 Look, he's sort of my new boyfriend, I have to support him. 337 00:17:08,601 --> 00:17:09,834 (WHISTLING) 338 00:17:09,901 --> 00:17:11,667 What's that, Whistle Wolf? 339 00:17:11,734 --> 00:17:16,000 Someone is here to see me? Send her in! 340 00:17:16,067 --> 00:17:18,234 The wolf should get more camera time. 341 00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:19,968 He's like a young Pacino. 342 00:17:23,067 --> 00:17:26,934 I want to introduce you to a new friend of mine. 343 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,100 She works in the same office as Miss Panda, 344 00:17:30,167 --> 00:17:33,868 and her name is Gina Giraffe. 345 00:17:33,934 --> 00:17:35,534 (HUMMING) 346 00:17:37,467 --> 00:17:39,667 Yeah, isn't she pretty? 347 00:17:39,734 --> 00:17:40,968 (WHISTLES) 348 00:17:41,033 --> 00:17:44,000 Hi. I'm Gina Giraffe. 349 00:17:44,067 --> 00:17:45,934 I like you, Mr. Mayor. 350 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:49,200 Would you like to come over to my house and play? 351 00:17:51,334 --> 00:17:54,801 Now is that giraffe a bit slutty, or is it just me? 352 00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:58,601 Miss Panda? 353 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:03,868 Hey, why doesn't Gina Giraffe 354 00:18:03,934 --> 00:18:07,367 come over to my house tonight for a sleepover? 355 00:18:08,834 --> 00:18:12,033 I don't like that idea, Mr. Mayor. 356 00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:13,601 Well, why not? 357 00:18:13,667 --> 00:18:15,534 I know I'm up for it. 358 00:18:17,701 --> 00:18:20,667 Because I don't want to share you with anyone else. 359 00:18:20,734 --> 00:18:24,334 Well, but sharing is good. 360 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:27,968 Playing in the sand box. Swinging. Yeah. 361 00:18:30,133 --> 00:18:33,033 There's enough of Mr. Mayor to go around. 362 00:18:34,968 --> 00:18:38,267 Besides, I bet Gina Giraffe 363 00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:41,534 knows some new games that I'd like to learn. 364 00:18:42,701 --> 00:18:44,200 I can tell. 365 00:18:45,634 --> 00:18:47,000 Oh, my God. 366 00:18:47,067 --> 00:18:49,601 Is he saying what I think he's saying? 367 00:18:49,667 --> 00:18:52,367 No. He just wants to nail Nina. 368 00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:57,267 Oh, how sweet. I really needed that today. 369 00:19:04,634 --> 00:19:08,567 * ...it's much more comfortable between your toes 370 00:19:08,634 --> 00:19:12,501 * And don't stick a sunflower up your nose * 371 00:19:12,567 --> 00:19:16,067 Oh, ho, we'll be right back. 372 00:19:22,801 --> 00:19:24,501 Steven? 373 00:19:24,567 --> 00:19:26,634 Oh, hey, Maya. Did you hear the sunflower song? 374 00:19:26,701 --> 00:19:28,901 Because that's based on a true story. 375 00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:31,601 Steven, we need to talk. I don't know what kind of sick games you're playing. 376 00:19:31,667 --> 00:19:33,267 Wait, wait. What are you talking about? 377 00:19:33,334 --> 00:19:37,400 Gina Giraffe? Nina? If you have a thing for Nina, just say so. 378 00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:38,767 For Nina? 379 00:19:38,834 --> 00:19:41,000 Come on, Steven. A sleepover with Gina Giraffe? 380 00:19:41,067 --> 00:19:43,434 You cannot deny the subtext of the situation here. 381 00:19:43,501 --> 00:19:45,868 Subtext? Maya, they're just puppets, okay? 382 00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:48,567 Look, there may have been some weird coincidences, 383 00:19:48,634 --> 00:19:49,968 but they're just puppets. 384 00:19:50,033 --> 00:19:51,868 But Gina Giraffe? Gina, Nina? 385 00:19:51,934 --> 00:19:55,267 Look, Maya. Maya, I don't know where all this is coming from, okay? 386 00:19:55,334 --> 00:19:59,067 But you are the one that I'm crazy about. 387 00:19:59,133 --> 00:20:02,701 And I don't want anybody else, but you, okay? 388 00:20:02,767 --> 00:20:04,501 All I want is you. 389 00:20:04,567 --> 00:20:06,133 (TV SHOW MUSIC PLAYS) 390 00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:09,467 Look, I gotta go back on. I'm almost on. Are you okay? 391 00:20:09,534 --> 00:20:11,100 I'm not sure. 392 00:20:11,167 --> 00:20:12,934 I think so. 393 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,534 They're just puppets? They're just puppets. 394 00:20:15,601 --> 00:20:17,767 Oh, I feel so stupid. 395 00:20:17,834 --> 00:20:21,234 Oh, don't. Okay? All right, you're the best. 396 00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:23,000 Okay. Okay, look, I gotta go. 397 00:20:23,067 --> 00:20:24,300 You wait for me over there? Okay. Okay. 398 00:20:24,367 --> 00:20:25,767 Hey, I miss you already. 399 00:20:25,834 --> 00:20:27,701 Okay. Okay? All right. 400 00:20:31,501 --> 00:20:32,868 (GRUNTS) 401 00:20:32,934 --> 00:20:37,000 Well, sorry I was late everyone, 402 00:20:37,067 --> 00:20:39,667 but Miss Panda was complaining again. 403 00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:43,767 I was not complaining. 404 00:20:43,834 --> 00:20:47,334 I think it's sick and wrong for you to invite 405 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:50,434 Gina Giraffe for a sleepover. 406 00:20:50,501 --> 00:20:53,734 I'm Miss Panda. 407 00:20:53,801 --> 00:20:56,434 I use words like "subtext" 408 00:20:56,501 --> 00:21:00,701 to show that I went to a good college. 409 00:21:00,767 --> 00:21:03,234 I never pick up the check! 410 00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:06,701 All right, that's it! Stand up, you little freak! 411 00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:09,801 I'm Mr. Mayor! What's happening? 412 00:21:09,868 --> 00:21:12,167 I'm gonna rip your head off, that's what's happening! 413 00:21:12,234 --> 00:21:15,634 You have messed with the wrong panda! Get off! 414 00:21:15,701 --> 00:21:18,634 And glasses and a monocle are stupid! 415 00:21:18,701 --> 00:21:22,000 (GASPS) Call 911. 416 00:21:22,067 --> 00:21:23,901 You can't hurt me! 417 00:21:23,968 --> 00:21:26,067 The Mayor likes it rough! 418 00:21:27,567 --> 00:21:29,801 (SCREAMING) 419 00:21:29,868 --> 00:21:32,033 Hey. Hey, hey. Don't hurt the wolf. 420 00:21:32,100 --> 00:21:34,234 He had nothing to do with it! 421 00:21:44,300 --> 00:21:47,901 * Life keeps bringing me back to you 422 00:21:48,834 --> 00:21:51,167 * Keeps bringing me home 423 00:21:52,434 --> 00:21:55,534 * It don't matter what I wanna do 424 00:21:55,601 --> 00:22:00,734 * 'Cause it's got a mind of its own 425 00:22:02,334 --> 00:22:06,400 * Life keeps bringing me back to you *