1
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 Okay, the Fashion Council
 dinner on the 3rd.

2
00:00:17,834 --> 00:00:22,133
  Mmm, nope,
  I'm taking the family
  to the circus.

3
00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:25,701
 NYU Forum on
 "The Future of Publishing,"
 that's the 12th.

4
00:00:25,767 --> 00:00:28,501
   No, can't do it,
   parents' night at
   Hannah's preschool.

5
00:00:28,567 --> 00:00:30,567
   Okie-doke.

6
00:00:30,634 --> 00:00:32,934
 And the Annual
  Playboy Pajama Party?

7
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Please.

8
00:00:34,300 --> 00:00:36,067
Half-naked bimbos
running around,

9
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   screaming, "The pool's cold!
   The pool's cold!"

10
00:00:38,501 --> 00:00:39,868
Who needs it?

11
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 I hear that.

12
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 (MIMICS WHIRRING)

13
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   Oh, and did you
   get those tickets
   for Barney on Broadway?

14
00:00:52,734 --> 00:00:54,868
  Oh, I tried.
  It's completely sold out.

15
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   I don't care.
   I wanna surprise Hannah.

16
00:00:57,467 --> 00:01:01,100
Jack, the kid is two,
you can surprise her
with an old piece of bread.

17
00:01:01,167 --> 00:01:02,767
I'll get on it.

18
00:01:04,133 --> 00:01:05,834
 Guess what I have?

19
00:01:05,901 --> 00:01:08,601
   Why? Are they baffled
   down at the clinic?

20
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   Poor Finch.
   So much anger,
   so little body hair.

21
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 What've you got, Nina?

22
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   My source at
    Manhattan Magazine just
   faxed me a sneak preview

23
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   of their Power 100 list.

24
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   Oh, who cares who
   they think the most powerful
   people in New York are?

25
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 It's so repulsive.

26
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 It's important to my dad.
 His dream in life is
 to break the top 50.

27
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  Who's your secret source?

28
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 Oh, an ex-lover.
 I can't be more specific.

29
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 Nina, you've gotta start
 getting their first names.

30
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 Well, come on, come on,
 come on, where's my dad?

31
00:01:45,100 --> 00:01:49,934
 Okay, let's see.
 I'm scanning, scanning,
 still scanning.

32
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 Well, he's not
 one of the first three.

33
00:01:51,701 --> 00:01:53,200
 Give me that.

34
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Not in the first 50.

35
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Not in the first 75.

36
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  Uh-oh.
  What?

37
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Dead last.

38
00:02:03,467 --> 00:02:06,100
   Last? Oh, man,
   he's gonna wig out.

39
00:02:06,167 --> 00:02:10,234
Oh, no kidding.
He went from 68 to 100.
That's a total of...

40
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  Well, I don't have time
  to crunch the numbers,
  but trust me, it's a dip.

41
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Dennis, I need you
to proofread the...

42
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   What's wrong?

43
00:02:21,033 --> 00:02:23,200
 Why would anything
 be wrong?

44
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 Nobody's looking at me.

45
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 Jack, that's not true.

46
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  All right,
  I guess you should
  hear this from us.

47
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(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)
For some silly reason,

48
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 it seems you've dropped
 a touch on the Power 100 list.

49
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Dead last?

50
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  If it's any consolation,
  your buddy Donald Trump
  plummeted to number five.

51
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I don't get it.
Our circulation is growing.
Our ad revenues are up.

52
00:02:49,734 --> 00:02:54,133
 The  60 Minutes piece was
 less damaging than we thought.
 Things are going great.

53
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  Jack, it's just some
  stupid pecking order.

54
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  It's like junior high
  all over again.

55
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 Everyone desperate to
 be part of the cool crowd.

56
00:03:01,334 --> 00:03:03,834
(CHUCKLES)
I wouldn't know
about that, dude.

57
00:03:03,901 --> 00:03:05,834
I was a crossing guard.

58
00:03:06,868 --> 00:03:08,634
You stay, you go.

59
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 Picking up a lunch order
 for Jack Gallo.

60
00:03:26,234 --> 00:03:28,701
 Hey, you're that big
  Star Wars fan, right?

61
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 (CHUCKLES) Oh, I don't know
 about fan. I found the films
 an amusing diversion. Why?

62
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   Because Mark Hamill
   is sitting right behind you.

63
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   Luke!

64
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Oh.

65
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(NERVOUS LAUGHTER)

66
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 Well, how nice.
 Good day.

67
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 Well, of course you're sad.
 She was a wonderful woman.

68
00:03:52,734 --> 00:03:59,167
 But she lived a long and
 healthy life and, well, at
 some point you just have to...

69
00:04:03,901 --> 00:04:05,434
Hey.
Hey.

70
00:04:05,501 --> 00:04:07,234
   (NERVOUS CHUCKLE)

71
00:04:07,300 --> 00:04:08,667
 You remember me?

72
00:04:08,734 --> 00:04:10,801
Well, should I?

73
00:04:10,868 --> 00:04:13,400
  The '91 sci-fi convention
  in Albany.

74
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You signed
my Stormtrooper helmet.

75
00:04:16,467 --> 00:04:18,868
 Well, that was
 a long time ago.

76
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   At a convention far,
   far away.

77
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(CHUCKLES)

78
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  Uh, listen, friend...

79
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 Dennis.

80
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  Okay, whatever.
Dennis.

81
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   Fine. Listen, Dennis...
   Yes, Mark?

82
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 Look, I don't wanna be rude.

83
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 And obviously
 you're a big fan, and,
 hey, that's just great.

84
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 But, see, I'm with an
 old friend here and, well,
 and his grandmother just died.

85
00:04:42,701 --> 00:04:44,901
   Oh, no.
 Yeah. Yeah.

86
00:04:44,968 --> 00:04:48,434
   Oh, that's tough.
   It's always hard
   to lose a loved one.

87
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Hey, speaking of death.

88
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Do you think the Death Star
would have broken
the Rebel Alliance

89
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   if Luke hadn't destroyed it?

90
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I don't know.

91
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   I mean,
   if you had to guess.

92
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  I don't wanna guess.
  Look, I'm busy.

93
00:05:02,901 --> 00:05:04,634
  Oh, of course.

94
00:05:04,701 --> 00:05:06,334
   I understand.
   You're spending time
   with a friend.

95
00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:07,534
 Right.

96
00:05:07,601 --> 00:05:10,934
 Again, my condolences.
 Must be very painful.

97
00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:16,167
   But not as painful as
   when Darth Vader chopped off
   your hand, am I right?

98
00:05:16,234 --> 00:05:18,667
   I'm asking you
   nicely to leave.

99
00:05:18,734 --> 00:05:22,300
  (LAUGHS)
  That's what the cop
  at the convention said.

100
00:05:22,367 --> 00:05:24,100
  Will you please go?

101
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   Well,

102
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you don't need
to get snippy.

103
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 Again, I'm sorry.
 It's very sad
 to lose a loved one.

104
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   Like Obi-Wan Kenobi,
   am I right?

105
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  I don't know.

106
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How could you not know?
You were there!

107
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All right, that's it.
Look, I don't wanna
talk about  Star Wars.

108
00:05:45,601 --> 00:05:49,167
 Every day, you people
 with your stupid questions.
 I'm sick of it!

109
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 So, just beat it! Back off!
 Go harass somebody else!

110
00:05:54,534 --> 00:05:55,667
 Well, are you through?

111
00:05:55,734 --> 00:05:57,400
 Yeah, I'm through.

112
00:06:00,367 --> 00:06:02,167
  Can I have your fork?

113
00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:09,200
  You wanted to see me?

114
00:06:09,267 --> 00:06:11,734
 Maya, I'm worried
 about morale.

115
00:06:11,801 --> 00:06:13,767
 What do you hear
 out there in the bullpen?

116
00:06:13,834 --> 00:06:15,934
  Hmm. May I be
  frank with you?

117
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Revolution.

118
00:06:17,968 --> 00:06:22,434
  I'm serious.
  What if the new issue of
   Manhattan Magazine comes out

119
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   and my staff starts thinking
   the old man has lost it?

120
00:06:25,601 --> 00:06:27,501
 I'd say
 that's highly unlikely.

121
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   Well, I wanna make sure.
   I owe them that much.

122
00:06:30,567 --> 00:06:31,901
 What do you mean?

123
00:06:31,968 --> 00:06:34,767
 I mean, I need to
 improve my ranking.

124
00:06:34,834 --> 00:06:39,734
Not for me, but for every
member of the staff who
thinks he's been forgotten.

125
00:06:39,801 --> 00:06:44,234
Hard-working guys, like...
What's his name in shipping
with the eyebrow?

126
00:06:46,467 --> 00:06:48,000
   Hey, you wanted us?

127
00:06:48,067 --> 00:06:50,901
  We need to think of a way
  to move me up that list.

128
00:06:50,968 --> 00:06:52,534
 How?
 The issue comes out in a week.

129
00:06:52,601 --> 00:06:54,267
 Well, you know how
 these magazines work.

130
00:06:54,334 --> 00:06:56,868
 They'll be tinkering with it
 up to the very last second.

131
00:06:56,934 --> 00:07:00,400
  So?
  So, if I can launch some sort
  of PR campaign, right now,

132
00:07:00,467 --> 00:07:03,634
really sell myself,
maybe I can still do it.

133
00:07:03,701 --> 00:07:08,834
  How about an ad campaign with
  the slogan, "Jack Gallo, more
  important than you think"?

134
00:07:10,534 --> 00:07:11,734
No.

135
00:07:11,801 --> 00:07:14,534
Jack, why do you
care so much
about this stupid list?

136
00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:17,667
Maya, tell him about
Eyebrow in shipping.

137
00:07:17,734 --> 00:07:19,868
   All right,
   I've got it.

138
00:07:19,934 --> 00:07:23,234
  What if you gathered together
  the covers from every issue
  of  Blush,

139
00:07:23,300 --> 00:07:24,834
   put them into a nice
   leather-bound book,

140
00:07:24,901 --> 00:07:26,334
  and sent them out to
  all the important people,

141
00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:28,067
like the editors at
    Manhattan Magazine,

142
00:07:28,133 --> 00:07:31,267
 and that would remind them
 what a force you are?

143
00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:33,968
 Nina, that's a great idea.

144
00:07:34,033 --> 00:07:36,467
 It is?

145
00:07:36,534 --> 00:07:39,834
You know,
I have lots of ideas,
but I never say them.

146
00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:45,234
  Because I'm always
  afraid that some people

147
00:07:47,234 --> 00:07:50,300
 might think they're silly.
 But no more.

148
00:07:50,367 --> 00:07:55,100
From now on, I am going
to say every great idea
that comes to mind.

149
00:07:55,167 --> 00:07:57,701
 And they never heard
 from her again.

150
00:08:04,267 --> 00:08:09,601
 Yeah, I'm calling to see
 if there's any cancellations
 for Barney on Broadway.

151
00:08:09,667 --> 00:08:11,434
  Yeah, well,
  then add some shows.

152
00:08:11,501 --> 00:08:16,000
 I'm telling you,
 in a year he's gonna be colder
 than Hootie's second album.

153
00:08:16,834 --> 00:08:18,167
 Excuse me.

154
00:08:20,267 --> 00:08:22,701
   Sorry, I didn't
   mean to scare you.

155
00:08:22,767 --> 00:08:24,167
 What are you doing here?

156
00:08:24,234 --> 00:08:27,267
   Well, the bartender
   told me you worked here.

157
00:08:28,067 --> 00:08:29,534
  I came to apologize.

158
00:08:29,601 --> 00:08:31,300
  (GASPS)

159
00:08:31,367 --> 00:08:34,133
 (IN HIGH PITCH)
 I'm not gonna cry.

160
00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:39,767
   See, I shouldn't have
   said what I did, and,
   well, I'm really sorry.

161
00:08:39,834 --> 00:08:42,667
 Well, Mark,
 it's big of you to admit that.

162
00:08:43,834 --> 00:08:45,100
 You were a little out of line.

163
00:08:45,167 --> 00:08:48,467
 I mean, come on, look at me.
 I'm cool. All right?

164
00:08:48,534 --> 00:08:50,868
  I'm not one
  of those freaky fans.

165
00:08:51,934 --> 00:08:54,567
Hi, you've reached
Dennis Finch and...

166
00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,100
Mark Hamill.

167
00:08:57,167 --> 00:08:58,601
 (GIGGLING)

168
00:08:58,667 --> 00:09:01,367
 Of the Rebel Alliance.
 So leave a message,
 you losers!

169
00:09:01,434 --> 00:09:02,434
 (MIMICS LASER FIRING)

170
00:09:05,701 --> 00:09:08,334
Well, well, well.
Mark Hamill.

171
00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:09,601
   Nina, no!

172
00:09:09,667 --> 00:09:11,601
  (SHUSHING)

173
00:09:11,667 --> 00:09:14,667
   You remember me?
   Fox Studios, 1976.

174
00:09:14,734 --> 00:09:17,100
  I auditioned
  for the role
  of Princess Leia?

175
00:09:17,167 --> 00:09:19,067
 Gee, I'm sorry, I don't.
  Well, sure you do.

176
00:09:19,133 --> 00:09:21,901
 I'm the one who fired
 that prop gun at Mr. Lucas
 and he was screaming,

177
00:09:21,968 --> 00:09:24,267
   (IN SHRILL VOICE)
   "Oh, I've been blinded."

178
00:09:24,334 --> 00:09:26,501
  Nina!

179
00:09:26,567 --> 00:09:29,968
   Hey, if you see that
   tall fellow in the dog suit,
   tell him all is forgiven.

180
00:09:31,634 --> 00:09:34,334
  Please don't deduct
  that time from our visit.

181
00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:38,334
So, maybe we could
just walk around the office
and be seen together.

182
00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:42,734
   Or maybe I could
   say something and you
   could laugh like it's funny.

183
00:09:42,801 --> 00:09:46,767
 Hey, I got a better idea.
 Why don't we go grab a burger?

184
00:09:46,834 --> 00:09:48,200
Burger, me and you?

185
00:09:48,267 --> 00:09:51,133
 Sure, I'll meet you
 at McGinny's at 8:00.

186
00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:56,167
   INNER VOICE:
   Trust your feelings,
   Dennis. Say yes!

187
00:09:56,234 --> 00:10:00,434
   I love you.
   I mean, sure.
   Yeah, whatever.

188
00:10:00,501 --> 00:10:01,934
  Let's party.

189
00:10:10,167 --> 00:10:12,067
  Good morning!

190
00:10:12,133 --> 00:10:13,934
   Hey, where were you?
   I thought we were
   meeting at the gym.

191
00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:17,434
 Oh, yeah. Sorry.
 Mark Hamill stopped by.

192
00:10:18,634 --> 00:10:19,701
  You've been hanging out
  all week.

193
00:10:19,767 --> 00:10:22,300
I thought for sure
he'd be sick of you by now.

194
00:10:22,367 --> 00:10:25,801
   Hey, we're buddies.
   He likes how I treat him
   like we're exactly the same.

195
00:10:25,868 --> 00:10:29,934
Oh, really?
Does he have action figures
of you on his nightstand?

196
00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:32,767
 So, what'd you guys do?

197
00:10:32,834 --> 00:10:34,934
   Uh, he stopped by
   around 5:00 with donuts.

198
00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,234
  5:00 a.m.?

199
00:10:36,300 --> 00:10:39,501
 Yeah. Mark says that's
 when they're the tastiest.

200
00:10:39,567 --> 00:10:41,801
 Doesn't that strike you
 as a little odd?

201
00:10:41,868 --> 00:10:44,267
No. No, no...
Yeah, a little bit.

202
00:10:46,868 --> 00:10:50,434
  We have a crisis.
 No, I put the gin
 in the bottom cabinet.

203
00:10:52,634 --> 00:10:56,901
 Yes, and those are
 five frantic minutes
 I will never get back.

204
00:10:56,968 --> 00:10:58,634
  But that's not it.

205
00:10:58,701 --> 00:11:02,701
 I just got the final draft
 of the Power 100
 and Jack is off the list.

206
00:11:02,767 --> 00:11:05,434
  What? Completely?
   How did that happen?

207
00:11:05,501 --> 00:11:08,200
 Well, they added
 someone else to the list
 and Jack got bumped off.

208
00:11:08,267 --> 00:11:10,968
 Who bumped him?

209
00:11:11,033 --> 00:11:14,667
   Scanning,
   scanning,
   scanning...

210
00:11:14,734 --> 00:11:17,467
  Oh, my God.
  You did.

211
00:11:17,534 --> 00:11:19,133
  Let me see.
What?

212
00:11:20,267 --> 00:11:23,801
 Unbelievable.
 You're number 47.

213
00:11:23,868 --> 00:11:26,701
Forty-seven.
Dude, get me
Barney tickets.

214
00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:33,200
  "A recent review of
  the  Blush covers from
  the past years reminds us

215
00:11:33,267 --> 00:11:36,767
 "of the enormous influence
 Elliott DiMauro wields
 in the world of fashion."

216
00:11:36,834 --> 00:11:38,100
  (DENNIS WHISTLES)
  Really?

217
00:11:38,167 --> 00:11:40,334
 Okay, how are we gonna
 break this to my dad?

218
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,667
   Look, this list is
   a bunch of bunk.

219
00:11:42,734 --> 00:11:45,267
 I mean, in the grand scheme
 of things, it means nothing.

220
00:11:45,334 --> 00:11:46,567
 So, the best way
 to convince him of this

221
00:11:46,634 --> 00:11:49,067
 is just to go about our day
 like it's no big deal.

222
00:11:49,133 --> 00:11:50,868
  You're right.
 Right.

223
00:11:52,334 --> 00:11:53,834
  Play it cool.

224
00:11:54,934 --> 00:11:56,968
 I did it!
 I made the list!

225
00:11:57,968 --> 00:11:59,634
 It's happening to me!

226
00:11:59,701 --> 00:12:03,234
 To me, Maya! To me!
 Can you believe it?
 It's happening to me! Me!

227
00:12:06,667 --> 00:12:08,834
Remember, Maya,
play it cool.

228
00:12:20,467 --> 00:12:22,334
   Hey, buddy!

229
00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:23,834
   What are you doing here?

230
00:12:23,901 --> 00:12:25,901
 I thought we could hang out.

231
00:12:25,968 --> 00:12:29,767
 Oh. Well, that's awesome,
 but my boss is coming back
 any second, and, uh,

232
00:12:29,834 --> 00:12:33,767
  got a lot of stuff to do.
  That's okay. I'll wait.

233
00:12:33,834 --> 00:12:37,801
No. I mean,
I'm kind of busy
all day working.

234
00:12:37,868 --> 00:12:41,501
 Well, you get a lunch hour,
 don't you? And a coffee break?

235
00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:43,467
   I guess.

236
00:12:43,534 --> 00:12:44,701
 Is this your little
 ceramic kitten?

237
00:12:44,767 --> 00:12:47,334
   Don't touch that!

238
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:50,133
 Sorry.
   I mean, they break easy.

239
00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:53,467
  So! What are you doing now?

240
00:12:54,901 --> 00:12:56,100
 Just gonna hand out
 some mail.

241
00:12:56,167 --> 00:12:57,334
 Cool! Let's do it.

242
00:12:57,400 --> 00:13:00,067
  Well, maybe you
  should wait here.

243
00:13:00,133 --> 00:13:03,300
 Nah, you won't
 even notice me.
 Tickle fight!

244
00:13:03,367 --> 00:13:04,734
 Get off me!

245
00:13:11,601 --> 00:13:14,834
 Hey, Nina, great news!

246
00:13:14,901 --> 00:13:17,667
 I just heard through
 the grapevine that
  Manhattan Magazine

247
00:13:17,734 --> 00:13:21,300
   is more than a little
   impressed with
   our  Blush cover book.

248
00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:22,567
   Oh, boy.

249
00:13:22,634 --> 00:13:25,267
  And all thanks to you,
  and your big idea.

250
00:13:26,734 --> 00:13:28,801
   Keep 'em coming.

251
00:13:28,868 --> 00:13:32,501
  Here's another idea,
  I'm gonna take off
  for about a month.

252
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,467
Oh, pretty.

253
00:13:41,167 --> 00:13:43,133
   I don't believe it.

254
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:46,067
 Hey, Elliott,
 listen to this,

255
00:13:46,133 --> 00:13:51,200
  "To number 47,
  congratulations,
  Cindy Crawford."

256
00:13:51,267 --> 00:13:55,634
   Did you hear that?
   Forty-seven, huh?
   Not too shabby.

257
00:13:56,801 --> 00:13:58,501
  So, you're not angry?

258
00:13:58,567 --> 00:14:00,501
 Angry? Of course not.

259
00:14:03,868 --> 00:14:05,834
 So, you're saying
 that machine can...

260
00:14:05,901 --> 00:14:07,934
That machine can
collate and staple?

261
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,567
  Yes.

262
00:14:09,634 --> 00:14:13,701
(CHUCKLES) We could've
used one of those
on the  Millennium Falcon, huh?

263
00:14:13,767 --> 00:14:16,334
 Everyone, gather round.

264
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:17,834
 Jack, it's really
 not necessary.

265
00:14:17,901 --> 00:14:20,334
  Oh, sure it is.

266
00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:26,234
 Listen, I just wanna
 say that today
 has been a great victory

267
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:29,801
 and it wouldn't have
 happened without you.

268
00:14:29,868 --> 00:14:33,934
 Or people very similar to you.

269
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:39,200
 I want champagne,
 hors d'oeuvres and
 a cake with a big 47 on it,

270
00:14:39,267 --> 00:14:42,501
 because this year, I'm 47!

271
00:14:44,267 --> 00:14:47,133
 Yeah, 47 in Wookiee years,
 maybe.

272
00:14:50,334 --> 00:14:51,467
   Dude.

273
00:14:52,334 --> 00:14:53,767
 Jack...
 Dad...

274
00:14:55,567 --> 00:14:57,300
   I have some bad news.

275
00:14:57,367 --> 00:14:59,968
 Hit me with it.
 You can't ruin my day.

276
00:15:01,767 --> 00:15:05,334
You're off the list
and Elliott's on.

277
00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:07,834
  He's number 47.
  Isn't that great?

278
00:15:11,334 --> 00:15:14,934
   Okay, that's it,
   people, show's over.
   Nothing to see here.

279
00:15:17,234 --> 00:15:20,000
 You bumped me
 off the list?

280
00:15:20,067 --> 00:15:22,033
I thought you knew.
I'm sorry.

281
00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:25,067
 Please, give me
 a little credit.

282
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:28,968
 You think I'd begrudge you
 knocking me off the list,
 hotshot?

283
00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:32,868
 I'm proud of you.
 You're a winner!

284
00:15:32,934 --> 00:15:34,901
  Hotshot.

285
00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:37,234
   Jack...
Oh, it's "Jack" now?

286
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,167
 It's always been Jack.

287
00:15:40,234 --> 00:15:43,567
 You got all the answers,
 don't you, whiz kid?

288
00:15:43,634 --> 00:15:48,701
 Well, let me tell you this,
 someday, somebody's gonna
 knock you off that list.

289
00:15:48,767 --> 00:15:51,701
 Until then, live it up.

290
00:15:51,767 --> 00:15:54,167
 Let's have that
 stinking party!

291
00:15:57,067 --> 00:15:59,567
 Harrison Ford used to
 get like that.

292
00:16:11,501 --> 00:16:12,534
 (DOOR OPENING)

293
00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:20,834
  Are you even gonna
  make an appearance
  at Elliott's party?

294
00:16:20,901 --> 00:16:24,400
   I'm working, Maya.
   I thought this was
   a place of business.

295
00:16:24,467 --> 00:16:25,834
   Look, I gotta
   tell you something.

296
00:16:25,901 --> 00:16:28,634
I know what
you're gonna say.

297
00:16:28,701 --> 00:16:31,334
  That I gave Elliott
  his first break.

298
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,200
 That his making the list
 reflects on me.

299
00:16:33,267 --> 00:16:36,634
 That this whole thing
 is a victory for me.

300
00:16:36,701 --> 00:16:38,434
That's not what
I was gonna say at all.

301
00:16:38,501 --> 00:16:41,300
 Are you sure?
 Because if you think about it,
 I'm the one who...

302
00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:43,200
 This is not about you.
 This is about Elliott.

303
00:16:43,267 --> 00:16:45,267
Remember Elliott,
the quiet guy
who takes the pictures,

304
00:16:45,334 --> 00:16:46,767
   while you get all the glory?

305
00:16:46,834 --> 00:16:50,400
 Fine. Let's see how you do
 on the worst day of your life.

306
00:16:51,534 --> 00:16:53,434
The worst day of your life?

307
00:16:53,501 --> 00:16:56,834
  You've been through
  three divorces. You've
  passed two kidney stones.

308
00:16:56,901 --> 00:17:02,133
You've sailed a hot-air
balloon straight into
the Chrysler Building!

309
00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:07,534
 It's the worst day of my life,
 because today I know
 I'm past my prime.

310
00:17:07,601 --> 00:17:09,400
  Oh, please.

311
00:17:09,467 --> 00:17:13,934
 It's like in the jungle.
 Sooner or later the head lion
 gets old and crippled

312
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,534
 and the younger male
 forces him out of the pride.

313
00:17:16,601 --> 00:17:18,400
 That's a terrible analogy.

314
00:17:18,467 --> 00:17:22,200
 Fine. The head lion gets
 knocked off a list of
 the 100 most powerful animals.

315
00:17:22,267 --> 00:17:24,300
   Oh, Dad!

316
00:17:24,367 --> 00:17:26,767
   Honey, I've been
   around a while.

317
00:17:26,834 --> 00:17:30,000
   I know a road sign
   when I see one.
   I'm slipping.

318
00:17:30,067 --> 00:17:34,467
Why are you so upset?
It's just a big
popularity contest.

319
00:17:34,534 --> 00:17:38,300
 So, I'm also not popular.
 How could that
 possibly comfort me?

320
00:17:40,033 --> 00:17:41,534
  (INTERCOM BEEPS)

321
00:17:41,601 --> 00:17:43,400
 Yes?
  DENNIS: (ON INTERCOM)
  It's Dennis.

322
00:17:43,467 --> 00:17:46,334
    MARK: (ON INTERCOM)
    And Mark Hamill.

323
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:50,167
  DENNIS: Come on, guy,
  back off. Jack, your
  Barney tickets came through,

324
00:17:50,234 --> 00:17:53,200
  but it's the same day
  as the Prada party.
  What do you wanna do?

325
00:17:53,267 --> 00:17:54,934
 Barney.

326
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:58,167
  All right, I'll run
  the Prada invitation
  through the shredder.

327
00:17:58,234 --> 00:18:00,334
  (DENNIS MIMICS WHIRRING)

328
00:18:02,567 --> 00:18:05,534
   Dennis, the shredder's
   in my office.

329
00:18:05,601 --> 00:18:07,467
  MARK: Copy that, Red Leader.

330
00:18:12,767 --> 00:18:15,634
   I think I know why
   you're not on that list.
   I'm all ears.

331
00:18:15,701 --> 00:18:18,000
  That party right there,
  it's a perfect example.

332
00:18:18,067 --> 00:18:22,267
   You're constantly turning
   down invitations 'cause you
   race home to be with Hannah!

333
00:18:22,334 --> 00:18:24,634
 Oh, I don't know.
  I do.

334
00:18:24,701 --> 00:18:28,467
  The party circuit
  you're on now involves
  pony rides and face-painting.

335
00:18:28,534 --> 00:18:33,133
  You haven't lost any clout,
  your priorities have changed.

336
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:35,200
   You're being a good dad.

337
00:18:36,968 --> 00:18:38,467
  You think so?

338
00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:40,133
Yeah, I do.

339
00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:44,534
Just like you've always
been a good boss.

340
00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:50,934
   Sensitive, caring
   and supportive of employees
   who make the Power 100 list.

341
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,100
  You know, that sort of thing.

342
00:18:52,167 --> 00:18:56,367
 Fine, I get it.
 I'll apologize to Elliott.

343
00:18:56,434 --> 00:19:00,667
And Dad...
   I know, I know,
   you're proud of me.

344
00:19:00,734 --> 00:19:04,367
 No, we need your credit card
 for the watch you bought him.

345
00:19:15,167 --> 00:19:18,033
 Hey, there you are!

346
00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:21,567
  Hey.
 So whatcha doin'?
 Eating ice cream?

347
00:19:22,367 --> 00:19:24,100
 Yes, I'm eating ice cream.

348
00:19:24,167 --> 00:19:27,567
 Hey, didn't you say you worked
 in an ice-cream parlor
 when you were a kid?

349
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:29,601
Yes.
 What kind of hat
 did you wear?

350
00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:32,300
Was it like a baseball cap
or one of those paper jobs?

351
00:19:32,367 --> 00:19:35,501
 I don't know.
 Who decides the flavor
 of the month?

352
00:19:35,567 --> 00:19:37,033
   I don't know.

353
00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:39,167
What if somebody came in
and asked for a free sample
of every flavor

354
00:19:39,234 --> 00:19:41,133
and put it in a cone
they brought from home?

355
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:42,534
  I don't know.

356
00:19:42,601 --> 00:19:44,267
How could you not know?

357
00:19:44,334 --> 00:19:47,868
 That's it! I don't wanna
 talk about ice cream.
 What is your problem?

358
00:19:47,934 --> 00:19:51,767
 You follow me around all day
 asking stupid questions,
 acting all psycho!

359
00:19:51,834 --> 00:19:53,801
 You're driving me crazy!

360
00:19:54,467 --> 00:19:56,367
You see?
See what?

361
00:19:56,434 --> 00:19:59,400
  You see how it is for me?
  Having no privacy?

362
00:19:59,467 --> 00:20:01,467
  Having total strangers
  wanna be your best friend

363
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:06,000
  and ask you stupid
  questions all day?
  It's not too much fun, is it?

364
00:20:06,067 --> 00:20:10,334
 Wait, you did this
 all week to, like,
 teach me a lesson?

365
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:11,901
That's right.

366
00:20:13,434 --> 00:20:15,067
 So you're not really crazy?

367
00:20:15,133 --> 00:20:18,467
  (SCOFFING) Of course not.

368
00:20:18,534 --> 00:20:22,033
 Um, in that case,
 did Chewbacca
 speak a real language?

369
00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:23,567
   Oh, God.

370
00:20:23,634 --> 00:20:26,501
 Because in
 the Wookiee dictionary,
 the verbs don't match.

371
00:20:26,567 --> 00:20:29,901
 Is the force still with you?
 Is Skywalker...

372
00:20:32,067 --> 00:20:36,367
Well, you're very kind.
Of course the work
is its own reward.

373
00:20:36,434 --> 00:20:37,634
Hey, Elliott!

374
00:20:37,701 --> 00:20:38,868
Uh-oh.

375
00:20:38,934 --> 00:20:41,200
 Elliott, stop.
 Come here.

376
00:20:45,868 --> 00:20:48,100
   I owe you an apology.

377
00:20:48,167 --> 00:20:51,501
 I'm sorry for the way
 I acted and the fact is,

378
00:20:52,901 --> 00:20:56,033
  you're a wonderful artist,

379
00:20:56,100 --> 00:21:00,534
and you should've
been on that list
a long time ago. I mean it.

380
00:21:00,601 --> 00:21:02,868
   Thank you, Jack.
   That means a lot.

381
00:21:02,934 --> 00:21:04,334
 Here, I'll have that.

382
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:05,934
 Everyone, I'd like
 to make a toast.

383
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,434
  No, Jack,
  I'd like to make a toast.

384
00:21:11,067 --> 00:21:14,400
  To the man
  who gave me my start.

385
00:21:14,467 --> 00:21:17,300
 The man whose vision
 put us all on the map.

386
00:21:18,968 --> 00:21:21,000
  I owe you everything.

387
00:21:21,067 --> 00:21:24,367
  In fact, if I could,
  I'd call the publisher of
   Manhattan Magazine right now

388
00:21:24,434 --> 00:21:27,868
and tell him that
you belong on this list
and not me.

389
00:21:29,033 --> 00:21:31,100
 To Jack Gallo.
   Here, here.

390
00:21:31,167 --> 00:21:32,634
   Here, here.

391
00:21:32,701 --> 00:21:34,667
 Here, his name is Rick.

392
00:21:43,767 --> 00:21:48,234
 * Life keeps bringing me
 back to you

393
00:21:48,300 --> 00:21:51,934
 * Keeps bringing me home

394
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:55,234
    * It don't matter
    what I wanna do

395
00:21:55,300 --> 00:21:59,767
    * 'Cause it's got
    a mind of its own

396
00:22:01,834 --> 00:22:05,901
 * Life keeps bringing me
 back to you *