1
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   Oh, look at that runway.

2
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Oh, to be a
17-year-old model again.

3
00:00:11,300 --> 00:00:14,534
Oh, no. Oh, no.
You're sitting next
to Margo Langhorne.

4
00:00:14,601 --> 00:00:16,534
Why don't they just
stick her back
by the coatroom?

5
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 The old bag can hang
 from the clothes rack.

6
00:00:19,567 --> 00:00:20,934
   Don't start anything.

7
00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:22,501
 If I wanted to hear
 two queens snipe
 at each other,

8
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I would have stayed
in the men's room.

9
00:00:25,334 --> 00:00:27,033
  Nina!
  Margo!

10
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 (BOTH KISSING)

11
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I thought
I smelled gin.

12
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   Oh, my, my.
   Look who's on the aisle.
   Best seat in the house.

13
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   How did you fare
   in the blackout?

14
00:00:44,100 --> 00:00:45,300
 What blackout?

15
00:00:45,367 --> 00:00:48,434
 Didn't you get dressed
 in the dark this morning?

16
00:00:48,501 --> 00:00:51,567
  By the way,
  I loved your piece
  on fashion disasters.

17
00:00:51,634 --> 00:00:54,033
  I see you got to
  keep the clothes.

18
00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:10,667
(BOTH GRUMBLING)

19
00:01:27,133 --> 00:01:30,534
 Hey, Jack, I'm taking lunch
 orders from the Carnegie Deli.
 What do you want?

20
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 I'll have a roast beef
 on rye.

21
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   Great. One Donald Trump.

22
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What do you mean,
"Donald Trump"?

23
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  He's got a sandwich
  named after him.

24
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 I've been going to that deli
 longer than he has.

25
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Why don't they name
something after me?

26
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  I mean, what am I?
  Chopped liver?

27
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Hmm, no, that's
the Morey Amsterdam.

28
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  Oh, it was a nightmare.
  I've seen Margo
  and Nina go at it before,

29
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 but nothing like this.
 It was so brutal, I...

30
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  After 10 minutes,
  I couldn't even
  watch anymore.

31
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 I don't get it.
 Why do they hate
 each other so much?

32
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You know, I don't know.
I guess Nina's jealous

33
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  that Margo gets
  taken more seriously.

34
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   And Margo's jealous
   that Nina gets taken
   more often.

35
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  So, Elliott,
  how was the show
  last night?

36
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 Check out the cover
 of  Women's Wear Daily.

37
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 "Catfight on the Catwalk."

38
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 Who's the broad
 covered in onion dip?

39
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 (LAUGHING)

40
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That would be Nina.

41
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   (SIGHS)

42
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  Dennis!

43
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 Okay,
 you're in a meadow,
 high in the Alps.

44
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  A young Shirley Jones
  asks you to make her a woman.

45
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Is she wearing a bonnet?

46
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Yes, and leading a cow.

47
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Would you stop
with those cows?

48
00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:46,734
 God, everyone must be
 talking about this.

49
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  Can you imagine
  the humiliation?

50
00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:51,100
  Hey, look, everybody!
  I'm famous!

51
00:02:51,167 --> 00:02:53,334
 They said that I behaved
 like a jealous teenager.

52
00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:56,501
Can you believe it?
Teenager!

53
00:02:56,567 --> 00:03:00,100
   Nina, do you realize
   how this reflects
   on the magazine?

54
00:03:00,167 --> 00:03:02,634
 Oh, don't worry, Jack.
 I laid her out
 like a futon.

55
00:03:02,701 --> 00:03:06,734
Here.
Read the caption.
"TKO at DKNY."

56
00:03:06,801 --> 00:03:10,434
 Oh, God. I'd better call
 Margo's boss and
 straighten this thing out.

57
00:03:10,501 --> 00:03:12,601
   What excuses haven't
   we used yet?

58
00:03:12,667 --> 00:03:14,000
  Uh, let's see.

59
00:03:14,067 --> 00:03:17,067
The only two left are,
"She's going through
menopause"

60
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 and, "She's a sociopath."

61
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 Sociopath.
  Got it.

62
00:03:21,167 --> 00:03:23,267
   Hey, lunch orders. Nina?

63
00:03:23,334 --> 00:03:25,667
  No, thanks.
  I ate last week.

64
00:03:25,734 --> 00:03:27,834
   Okay. Maya?

65
00:03:27,901 --> 00:03:29,868
 Oh, it's so beautiful out,
 I'm gonna eat in the park.

66
00:03:29,934 --> 00:03:32,968
  I just started reading
  the most wonderful book
  called  Jonathan's Attic.

67
00:03:33,033 --> 00:03:37,567
 Oh, isn't that the sequel
 to  Jonathan Finds a Door
  in His Ceiling?

68
00:03:37,634 --> 00:03:40,834
   Finch, it happens to be
   a tender exploration
   of a relationship between...

69
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 No, no, no.
 Save it for the book club.

70
00:03:43,567 --> 00:03:46,601
   (WHISTLES)

71
00:03:46,667 --> 00:03:50,100
 Nina, you've gotta put
 an end to this insane
 competition with Margo.

72
00:03:50,167 --> 00:03:53,000
  Competition? I am simply
  doing the best job I can,

73
00:03:53,067 --> 00:03:55,067
  and Margo's doing
  the best job she can.

74
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  To call it a competition
  cheapens and belittles...

75
00:03:57,701 --> 00:04:00,601
   Hey, Margo Langhorne
   just retired.

76
00:04:01,767 --> 00:04:05,567
 Oh, my God,
 I won, I won!

77
00:04:15,067 --> 00:04:17,300
  MAYA: (READING)
  In her heart of hearts,
  Clarissa knew that one day,

78
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  she could teach Jonathan
  how to love again.

79
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    But until then, she
    would simply remain
    his devoted governess,

80
00:04:23,267 --> 00:04:25,400
  quelling her passion with...

81
00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:30,434
 Hey, are you okay?
 I'm so sorry. I...

82
00:04:30,501 --> 00:04:33,701
Well, why don't you watch
where you're throwing...

83
00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:37,767
   Hey, there.

84
00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:48,868
 Hey, new shoes?

85
00:04:48,934 --> 00:04:51,300
   Yeah. Gloria,
   the girl I'm dating,
   made them.

86
00:04:51,367 --> 00:04:54,734
  She's studying
  to be a designer.
  She's amazing.

87
00:04:54,801 --> 00:04:56,467
   Hmm, they're...

88
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   Nice.

89
00:04:58,100 --> 00:05:01,400
   Nice?
   These are a work of art.

90
00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:06,267
The structure, the design.
These shoes are going
to take the world by storm.

91
00:05:06,334 --> 00:05:09,100
 How can you tell
 the left from the right?

92
00:05:10,934 --> 00:05:12,501
 I have no idea.

93
00:05:13,868 --> 00:05:15,567
 Hey, those are cool shoes.

94
00:05:15,634 --> 00:05:17,300
 You know what?
 You better put them on fast,

95
00:05:17,367 --> 00:05:21,767
because the other elves
are waiting in the tree and
the fudge is getting cold.

96
00:05:23,567 --> 00:05:25,567
 A surprise from
 the Carnegie Deli!

97
00:05:25,634 --> 00:05:27,434
   You got them to name
   a sandwich after me?

98
00:05:27,501 --> 00:05:30,200
  I give you
  the Jack Gallo,
  Hold the Maya.

99
00:05:30,267 --> 00:05:31,901
  (LAUGHS)

100
00:05:31,968 --> 00:05:35,534
Ah, Dennis,
I gotta hand it to you.
You really...

101
00:05:35,601 --> 00:05:37,734
 What the hell is this?
 A joke?

102
00:05:37,801 --> 00:05:39,767
   No, dude.
   You're gonna love it.

103
00:05:39,834 --> 00:05:44,234
   It's a pita filled
   with watercress,
   sprouts and avocado.

104
00:05:44,300 --> 00:05:46,534
  Used to be called
  the Liberace.

105
00:05:48,734 --> 00:05:51,567
Damn it, Dennis,
Trump has his name
on everything.

106
00:05:51,634 --> 00:05:53,434
What about me?

107
00:05:53,501 --> 00:05:55,334
  I'm way ahead of you.

108
00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:58,567
 For the right price,
 we can get you a library,

109
00:05:58,634 --> 00:06:00,234
   a small city park

110
00:06:00,300 --> 00:06:02,901
 or a prison for
 the criminally insane.

111
00:06:04,167 --> 00:06:08,167
A park, that's perfect!
Like Sullivan Field.

112
00:06:08,234 --> 00:06:11,767
 Ask any of the kids
 from the old neighborhood,
 that name meant something.

113
00:06:11,834 --> 00:06:14,267
R.J. Sullivan.

114
00:06:14,334 --> 00:06:18,767
  Proudly mounted
  on a mighty
  block of granite.

115
00:06:18,834 --> 00:06:21,534
   His legacy will
   live on forever.

116
00:06:21,601 --> 00:06:23,467
 Who is
 R.J. Sullivan?

117
00:06:23,534 --> 00:06:25,634
 Robert James Sullivan?

118
00:06:26,968 --> 00:06:29,067
  "Old Sully" Sullivan?

119
00:06:30,100 --> 00:06:32,234
  "Irish Bob" Sullivan?

120
00:06:32,300 --> 00:06:35,300
  I'll find out
  and let you know.
That'd be good.

121
00:07:01,367 --> 00:07:02,501
   Hey, great shoes.

122
00:07:02,567 --> 00:07:03,734
   Yeah,
   aren't they?

123
00:07:03,801 --> 00:07:06,868
 So, get this.

124
00:07:06,934 --> 00:07:09,834
  I'm walking down Broadway
  and who do I spot?
  Tommy Hilfiger.

125
00:07:09,901 --> 00:07:12,367
   And I blow him
   an air-kiss and he says,
   "Hey, let's do lunch,"

126
00:07:12,434 --> 00:07:16,567
  and I say, "Yeah, let's."
  And this is when
  it gets really weird.

127
00:07:16,634 --> 00:07:19,267
   We're actually having lunch.

128
00:07:19,334 --> 00:07:24,067
   Wow. Sounds like he's
   finally forgiven you for
   wrecking his birthday party.

129
00:07:24,133 --> 00:07:26,000
Hey, if he didn't
want his dog
drinking margaritas,

130
00:07:26,067 --> 00:07:27,734
 he shouldn't have
 put him in a sombrero.

131
00:07:27,801 --> 00:07:31,334
   Anyway, without even asking,

132
00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:35,400
he gave me first look
at his new line.
I was stunned.

133
00:07:35,467 --> 00:07:39,100
Makes sense to me.
Margo steps down,
you step up.

134
00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:41,067
 It's called a power vacuum.

135
00:07:41,133 --> 00:07:48,367
 When the dominant faction
 grows old and weak, another
 rises up to take its place.

136
00:07:48,434 --> 00:07:52,801
  Which is why we humans
  have to keep an eye on
  those stinking monkeys.

137
00:07:56,133 --> 00:07:59,334
Hey, this sounds
like the start
of a whole new era.

138
00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:02,400
   Yeah, the Age
   of Nina Van Horn.

139
00:08:02,467 --> 00:08:04,534
   I know this one.
   62?

140
00:08:06,767 --> 00:08:09,067
The grown-ups
are talking, dear.

141
00:08:09,934 --> 00:08:11,267
 (LAUGHING)

142
00:08:18,801 --> 00:08:20,367
  STAN: ...and that
  was in Chicago.

143
00:08:20,434 --> 00:08:22,267
   And before I went
   back to grad school,

144
00:08:22,334 --> 00:08:24,734
 I had a career in
 international trade.

145
00:08:24,801 --> 00:08:28,434
Really? So you're
an ex-import/export expert.

146
00:08:28,501 --> 00:08:30,100
(BOTH CHUCKLING)

147
00:08:31,167 --> 00:08:32,968
 I know I keep saying this,

148
00:08:33,033 --> 00:08:35,834
 but I'm sorry about
 hitting you in the head with
 the Frisbee the other day.

149
00:08:35,901 --> 00:08:37,667
  Don't worry about it,
  it was a total fluke.

150
00:08:37,734 --> 00:08:39,734
  I'm just glad you weren't
  playing horseshoes.

151
00:08:39,801 --> 00:08:42,400
 (LAUGHS) Wow,
 what a great day.

152
00:08:42,467 --> 00:08:44,000
   Yeah, it is.

153
00:08:44,067 --> 00:08:46,434
  It's so nice to
  be able to sit out...

154
00:08:46,501 --> 00:08:47,501
   (SIGHS)

155
00:08:47,567 --> 00:08:48,701
 Side

156
00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:54,734
   in a crowded restaurant.

157
00:08:54,801 --> 00:08:58,534
   Hey, hey, Dennis,
   what's the latest
   on that park dedication?

158
00:08:59,300 --> 00:09:01,267
  Got it right here.

159
00:09:01,334 --> 00:09:04,367
   Okay,
   ceremony's at 4:30.

160
00:09:04,434 --> 00:09:06,400
   First, you talk about
   what a surprise this is,

161
00:09:06,467 --> 00:09:09,334
then you segueway into
your poor-kid-from-Brooklyn
routine,

162
00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:12,000
  and 4:38 I hustle you
  back into the limo.

163
00:09:12,067 --> 00:09:14,400
 Good plan, boy.

164
00:09:14,467 --> 00:09:15,567
 So, how are you coming
 with the speech?

165
00:09:15,634 --> 00:09:17,200
 Listen to this.

166
00:09:20,934 --> 00:09:27,400
 "The Empire State Building,
 Madison Square Garden
 and Jack Gallo Park.

167
00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:31,734
 "Three New York landmarks
 that will be around forever.

168
00:09:31,801 --> 00:09:33,934
"Although, with the way
the Rangers have
been playing lately,

169
00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,834
 "I'm not so sure
 that's a good thing."

170
00:09:35,901 --> 00:09:37,434
  (CHUCKLING)

171
00:09:37,501 --> 00:09:39,367
   It's always smart
   to slip in a joke.

172
00:09:39,434 --> 00:09:41,334
 Yeah, I wanna hear it.

173
00:09:44,767 --> 00:09:48,033
 Well, Rebecca,
 I wouldn't call myself
 the Queen of High Fashion.

174
00:09:48,100 --> 00:09:50,300
   But feel free
   to run with it.

175
00:09:50,367 --> 00:09:53,200
  Well, so let me
  just leave you
  with this.

176
00:09:53,267 --> 00:09:56,067
  "Cashmere through May,
  always okay.

177
00:09:56,133 --> 00:09:59,701
   "Cleavage past October,
   not if you're sober."

178
00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:02,567
  So you might want to
  just button up, dear.

179
00:10:05,767 --> 00:10:09,367
   So, this is the main area.
   And my office is over there.

180
00:10:09,434 --> 00:10:10,734
  Oh, great,
  I want to see it.

181
00:10:10,801 --> 00:10:13,267
 (STAMMERING) They're filming,
 so we'd better wait.

182
00:10:13,334 --> 00:10:14,567
Oh, that's too bad.

183
00:10:14,634 --> 00:10:16,934
Oh, I'm sure it
won't be too long.
Keep your shirt on.

184
00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,033
   (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

185
00:10:19,834 --> 00:10:22,067
   Um, Elliott,
   this is Stan.

186
00:10:22,133 --> 00:10:24,400
 Hey, nice to meet you.

187
00:10:24,467 --> 00:10:25,667
  Great shoes.

188
00:10:25,734 --> 00:10:28,100
  Oh, yeah.
  They're really...

189
00:10:28,167 --> 00:10:31,901
 Elliott, why are you still
 wearing those things?

190
00:10:31,968 --> 00:10:33,534
  Hey, hey,
  there's nothing wrong
  with these shoes.

191
00:10:33,601 --> 00:10:35,901
They just need
a little breaking in,
that's all.

192
00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:38,434
  Why don't you just
  tell Gloria that they
  still need a little work?

193
00:10:38,501 --> 00:10:39,868
 No, no, that would
 hurt her feelings.

194
00:10:39,934 --> 00:10:42,300
 I just have to get
 used to them by tonight.

195
00:10:42,367 --> 00:10:44,534
   She wants to
   take me dancing.

196
00:10:46,067 --> 00:10:47,501
 On a yacht.

197
00:10:50,033 --> 00:10:52,701
 Oh, man,
 I got some mustard
 on my shirt.

198
00:10:52,767 --> 00:10:54,734
 You know, I better
 run this under some water.

199
00:10:54,801 --> 00:10:56,300
  No, no, no!

200
00:10:56,367 --> 00:10:58,367
I can fix that
right here.

201
00:10:58,434 --> 00:11:01,234
 Here, see? See?
 We'll just

202
00:11:01,300 --> 00:11:04,734
  take a little bit of this and
  a little bit of that and...

203
00:11:04,801 --> 00:11:06,901
See? All gone.

204
00:11:06,968 --> 00:11:09,234
  Thanks.
  I'll just dry this
  under a lamp.

205
00:11:09,300 --> 00:11:10,400
Stop!

206
00:11:12,834 --> 00:11:15,133
   It'll dry faster
   if you wear it.

207
00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:18,067
It's science.

208
00:11:18,133 --> 00:11:20,467
 Hey, hey, TV star.
 Nice job.

209
00:11:20,534 --> 00:11:22,934
 Yeah, this has been
 an amazing week for you.

210
00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:27,200
  Are you kidding?
  It's like I've died again
  and this time gone to heaven.

211
00:11:27,267 --> 00:11:30,434
You know, for the past
12 years, I have had to
fight for everything.

212
00:11:30,501 --> 00:11:33,200
   Every exclusive,
   every discovery,
   every inside tip.

213
00:11:33,267 --> 00:11:34,767
  And why?

214
00:11:34,834 --> 00:11:37,634
 Because I knew
 Margo Langhorne could
 pounce at any moment.

215
00:11:37,701 --> 00:11:39,434
God, my life
was exhausting.

216
00:11:39,501 --> 00:11:43,267
 My only consolation
 was knowing that
 if I could just persevere,

217
00:11:43,334 --> 00:11:45,067
that my day would come.

218
00:11:45,133 --> 00:11:48,534
  And now, by the grace of God,
  the same God
  who gave us Lycra,

219
00:11:48,601 --> 00:11:51,033
 that glorious moment
 is finally here.

220
00:11:51,100 --> 00:11:54,667
 And now my life is,
 "Oh, can we send you
 some hats, Ms. Van Horn?"

221
00:11:54,734 --> 00:11:57,634
 "How is this fabric,
 Ms. Van Horn?" Damn,
 your boyfriend's handsome.

222
00:11:57,701 --> 00:11:59,734
 "Well, he's yours,
 Ms. Van Horn."

223
00:11:59,801 --> 00:12:03,634
 The whole world
 is my walk-in closet,
 7th Avenue my hamper.

224
00:12:03,701 --> 00:12:06,100
 I want first look
 at the Prada line, done.

225
00:12:06,167 --> 00:12:07,901
I need someone
to model ski wear,

226
00:12:07,968 --> 00:12:10,667
 Cindy Crawford's in Alaska
 rubbing noses
 with the Eskimos.

227
00:12:10,734 --> 00:12:12,367
 And everything is mine
 for the taking.

228
00:12:12,434 --> 00:12:14,334
 And this is how
 it's going to be from now on.

229
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:18,400
  No backstabbing,
  no adversary, no smug,
  condescending diva driving me

230
00:12:18,467 --> 00:12:22,200
   to do the best work I have
   ever done in my entire life.

231
00:12:22,267 --> 00:12:24,100
 God, I miss Margo!

232
00:12:24,167 --> 00:12:25,467
(SOBBING)

233
00:12:57,734 --> 00:12:59,167
 Hey, you okay?

234
00:12:59,234 --> 00:13:03,067
 Ah, I was just
 thinking about
 the good old days.

235
00:13:03,133 --> 00:13:07,334
   I remember this one time,
   I was furious at Margo
   for taking my cardigan idea,

236
00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:10,334
 so I got back at her
 by stealing her boyfriend.

237
00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:16,033
And then she got me
audited and I had her
framed for arson.

238
00:13:16,100 --> 00:13:19,834
   Hey, hey, let's go down
   to wardrobe and weigh you.
   That always cheers you up.

239
00:13:19,901 --> 00:13:22,434
   No, I'm not
   in the mood.

240
00:13:22,501 --> 00:13:25,901
Ah, Nina, I don't get it.
You should be happy.
You're top dog now.

241
00:13:25,968 --> 00:13:29,534
 Oh, so what?
 It just landed at my feet.
 It's not like I earned it.

242
00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:31,467
 Oh, I get it,
 this is just like

243
00:13:31,534 --> 00:13:35,868
 The Flyin' Hawaiian
 and Bobby
 the Backbreaker Brubaker.

244
00:13:35,934 --> 00:13:38,067
 Well, thanks
 for stopping by.

245
00:13:38,133 --> 00:13:42,100
 No, no, no.
 When I was a kid, they were
 the two best pro wrestlers.

246
00:13:42,167 --> 00:13:46,334
 Backbreaker was the champ
 and The Hawaiian was always
 the number-one contender.

247
00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:51,133
 Then Backbreaker retired,
 and The Flyin' Hawaiian
 finally became the champ.

248
00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:55,601
 But it was a somber luau,
 because he never got
 the Backbreaker's respect.

249
00:13:57,634 --> 00:14:01,434
 You know, Elliott,
 it's funny you should
 be telling this story,

250
00:14:01,501 --> 00:14:05,033
 because, in a way,
 I'm sort of
 like that Hawaiian fellow.

251
00:14:06,267 --> 00:14:08,267
   Yeah, funny.
   That's funny.

252
00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:13,901
  So what ever happened
  to the Flyin' Hawaiian?

253
00:14:13,968 --> 00:14:17,534
  Oh, he was so distraught,
  he became
  The Cryin' Hawaiian,

254
00:14:17,601 --> 00:14:21,234
and later,
according to police,
The Crack-Buyin' Hawaiian.

255
00:14:22,667 --> 00:14:26,167
 What it all boils down to is
 that you want Margo's respect.

256
00:14:26,234 --> 00:14:29,434
  Yeah, well, it's only fair.
  I mean, I respected her
  all these years.

257
00:14:29,501 --> 00:14:30,734
Yeah, but does she
know that?

258
00:14:30,801 --> 00:14:32,567
  What do you mean?
I mean, you want
her respect.

259
00:14:32,634 --> 00:14:35,901
 Did it ever occur to you
 that she might want yours?

260
00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:39,334
What she would want.

261
00:14:42,167 --> 00:14:43,801
 Huh.

262
00:14:43,868 --> 00:14:47,133
  I never thought
  of it like that.
  Well, thanks, Elliott.

263
00:14:47,868 --> 00:14:49,868
 Come here.

264
00:14:49,934 --> 00:14:51,834
 Oh, no. It's okay.
 I don't need a hug.

265
00:14:51,901 --> 00:14:54,467
No, no, catch me,
catch me, catch me.

266
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,467
(WHISTLES)

267
00:15:03,834 --> 00:15:06,400
   Thank you.

268
00:15:06,467 --> 00:15:13,601
 Jack Gallo Park will be
 a place where man can be
 accepted with open arms.

269
00:15:13,667 --> 00:15:18,400
  A place where people
  come as strangers,
  and leave as friends.

270
00:15:20,033 --> 00:15:21,901
 Maybe we should
 move a little closer.

271
00:15:21,968 --> 00:15:26,000
  No, this is fine.
  I don't want to get any
  grass stains on my shirt.

272
00:15:28,667 --> 00:15:30,534
  Hey, have you
  seen Stan yet?

273
00:15:30,601 --> 00:15:32,701
   Is he gonna be here?
   In the flesh?

274
00:15:32,767 --> 00:15:34,467
   Yeah.

275
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:36,534
  What is it with that guy?

276
00:15:36,601 --> 00:15:41,434
  So he's got big pecs.
  I mean, you don't see me
  walking around without pants.

277
00:15:41,501 --> 00:15:45,901
 ...and so,
 while sandwiches
 may come and go,

278
00:15:45,968 --> 00:15:50,667
    nature, my friends,
    is here to stay.

279
00:15:50,734 --> 00:15:54,801
   Which reminds me of a story.
   These two squirrels
   were on their honeymoon.

280
00:15:54,868 --> 00:15:56,200
 (DENNIS CLEARS THROAT)

281
00:15:59,300 --> 00:16:00,601
 You know, I don't
 care what you think.

282
00:16:00,667 --> 00:16:03,300
 Stan is a very sweet man
 with one little idiosyncrasy.

283
00:16:03,367 --> 00:16:06,334
 And I for one
 am mature enough
 to look past that.

284
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,567
  Good.

285
00:16:10,234 --> 00:16:12,000
 I'll kill the freak!

286
00:16:14,567 --> 00:16:16,801
   What the hell
   is wrong with you?

287
00:16:16,868 --> 00:16:19,701
 You haven't even been here
 for two minutes and you've
 already got your shirt off?

288
00:16:19,767 --> 00:16:21,067
 You sicko exhibitionist!
   (CHUCKLES) Oh, Maya.

289
00:16:21,133 --> 00:16:23,033
 Don't you have any dignity?
 Don't you have any shame?

290
00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:27,033
  But this little kitty cat
  fell into the sewer
  and almost drowned.

291
00:16:27,734 --> 00:16:28,834
Oh.

292
00:16:28,901 --> 00:16:30,601
 (CROWD BOOING)

293
00:16:30,667 --> 00:16:32,968
 He takes his shirt off
 all the time!

294
00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:34,868
 (CROWD BOOING LOUDER)

295
00:16:42,868 --> 00:16:44,801
 I knew you'd come.

296
00:16:44,868 --> 00:16:48,734
 So, this is what
 Margo Langhorne gave up
 the fashion world for.

297
00:16:48,801 --> 00:16:51,467
  It's so peaceful.

298
00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:54,534
It suits my needs.

299
00:16:54,601 --> 00:16:57,400
The trees,
that magnificent field,

300
00:16:57,467 --> 00:17:02,334
that quaint scarecrow
which bears a striking
resemblance to me.

301
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:06,901
 I wanted to take it down,
 but the local children
 like to throw rocks at it.

302
00:17:07,701 --> 00:17:09,234
   I like her blouse.

303
00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:11,200
 Richard Tyler.
   Yes, I know.
   Spring collection.

304
00:17:11,267 --> 00:17:14,167
   Yes, I know.

305
00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:17,434
   So, I assume you didn't come
   all the way to Connecticut
   to admire the scenery.

306
00:17:17,501 --> 00:17:19,801
 Uh, no. No, I didn't.

307
00:17:21,167 --> 00:17:24,434
 Listen,
 I just want to say that

308
00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:28,234
  I know over the years,
  we've had our battles.

309
00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:30,367
 And while I didn't
 appreciate it at the time,

310
00:17:30,434 --> 00:17:36,000
   I now realize that
   our competition pushed me
   to new creative heights.

311
00:17:36,067 --> 00:17:39,567
 And I'm a better woman for it.
 So, thank you.

312
00:17:40,567 --> 00:17:42,033
Really?

313
00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:43,300
 Yes.

314
00:17:44,334 --> 00:17:47,467
  Well, I have to admit,

315
00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:50,300
 before you came along,

316
00:17:50,367 --> 00:17:52,901
   I had lost all faith
   in pastels.

317
00:17:52,968 --> 00:17:53,968
   (GASPS)

318
00:17:54,033 --> 00:17:56,067
  I don't know what to say.

319
00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:59,734
   And I liked your take
   on corduroy.

320
00:17:59,801 --> 00:18:01,734
   (QUAVERING)
   I'm floored.

321
00:18:04,767 --> 00:18:08,534
 You know, Nina,
 when I started out
 as an assistant editor

322
00:18:08,601 --> 00:18:12,968
 and you were a model,
 I thought you were
 kind of a flake.

323
00:18:13,033 --> 00:18:15,667
And then when I heard
you were becoming
fashion editor,

324
00:18:15,734 --> 00:18:17,734
   I thought it was a joke.

325
00:18:19,067 --> 00:18:20,968
But?

326
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:27,000
But, much to my surprise,
you not only survived,
you flourished.

327
00:18:27,067 --> 00:18:30,234
   You've become a force.
   And I admire you for that.

328
00:18:31,467 --> 00:18:33,100
  You do?

329
00:18:33,167 --> 00:18:36,767
 Who knows,
 under different circumstances,
 we might've been friends.

330
00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:40,400
Well, that would've
been nice.

331
00:18:43,767 --> 00:18:45,767
 So, have you heard about
 the new Todd Herman line?

332
00:18:45,834 --> 00:18:46,968
What?

333
00:18:47,033 --> 00:18:48,868
 Well, let me just
 put it this way,

334
00:18:48,934 --> 00:18:51,534
  he's leading
  with silk shantung pants.

335
00:18:52,734 --> 00:18:54,367
(BOTH LAUGHING)

336
00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:56,801
 (SNORTS)

337
00:18:56,868 --> 00:19:00,133
 Oh, Todd.
 When will you learn?

338
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:03,100
  You know, it's like
  he just sets himself up.

339
00:19:04,868 --> 00:19:06,067
 Oh, my.

340
00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:07,901
Oh, aren't you
going to miss it?

341
00:19:07,968 --> 00:19:11,133
Me? No. No.
I'm over it.

342
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:13,467
 The pettiness,
 the backstabbing.

343
00:19:13,534 --> 00:19:16,934
   Do you know that I once
   put a horse tranquilizer
   in someone's coffee

344
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,701
just to beat her
to an exclusive?

345
00:19:18,767 --> 00:19:21,467
  Oh, that was me.
  I thought you were
  just being nice.

346
00:19:21,534 --> 00:19:22,601
 No.

347
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:26,801
  No, that's all behind me.

348
00:19:26,868 --> 00:19:28,868
   I pass the torch to you.

349
00:19:30,901 --> 00:19:32,267
  (EXHALES)

350
00:19:32,834 --> 00:19:34,033
   I...

351
00:19:34,100 --> 00:19:36,968
  I can't tell you
  what this means to me.

352
00:19:37,033 --> 00:19:40,300
 This is like getting
 the approval of my own mother.

353
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:45,234
  Isn't that sweet?

354
00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:46,767
Your mother.

355
00:19:48,601 --> 00:19:50,234
 Back to hell with you!

356
00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:51,801
  Oh, after you!

357
00:20:00,167 --> 00:20:02,667
Hey. So, how's it going
with Gloria?

358
00:20:02,734 --> 00:20:04,667
Ah, she dumped me.

359
00:20:04,734 --> 00:20:06,100
  What happened?

360
00:20:06,167 --> 00:20:08,400
I'm on the yacht wearing
her cockamamie shoes,

361
00:20:08,467 --> 00:20:11,434
 when I trip and land
 in Christy Turlington's lap.

362
00:20:11,501 --> 00:20:13,334
 Gloria sees me,
 thinks I'm making out
 with her,

363
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,767
 she runs out screaming,
 "I never want to
 see you again."

364
00:20:15,834 --> 00:20:17,801
Wow. That's awful.
So what did you do?

365
00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:22,701
 What could I do?
 I started making out
 with Christy Turlington.

366
00:20:22,767 --> 00:20:24,567
 Hey, you guys,
 Jack's coming up
 on the news!

367
00:20:24,634 --> 00:20:26,033
  (WHISTLES)

368
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:30,567
 Sure beats a sandwich,
 huh, Dad?

369
00:20:30,634 --> 00:20:35,467
 Maya, you can't imagine
 the pride I feel knowing that
 my name will live on forever.

370
00:20:35,534 --> 00:20:37,300
 Mmm-hmm.

371
00:20:37,367 --> 00:20:41,067
  Last night,
  behind those very shrubs,
  Congressman Michael Gara

372
00:20:41,133 --> 00:20:45,901
  was arrested for engaging
  in a lewd act with
  two male prostitutes.

373
00:20:45,968 --> 00:20:48,100
  Ironically,
  this comes just hours

374
00:20:48,167 --> 00:20:53,334
 after the park was renamed
 in honor of local
 humanitarian, Jack Gallo.

375
00:20:53,400 --> 00:21:00,467
   Jack Gallo Park will be
   a place where man can
   be accepted with open arms.

376
00:21:00,534 --> 00:21:06,701
   A place where people
   come as strangers,
   and leave as friends.

377
00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:12,067
  According to sources,
  the park is a hotbed for
  this particular type of act,

378
00:21:12,133 --> 00:21:16,334
  which local prostitutes
  now refer to as
  a "Gallo Sandwich."

379
00:21:42,434 --> 00:21:47,067
 * Life keeps bringing me
 back to you

380
00:21:47,133 --> 00:21:50,767
 * Keeps bringing me home

381
00:21:50,834 --> 00:21:53,667
    * It don't matter
    what I wanna do

382
00:21:53,734 --> 00:21:59,133
   * 'Cause it's got
   a mind of its own

383
00:22:00,667 --> 00:22:04,767
 * Life keeps bringing me
 back to you *