1 00:00:03,834 --> 00:00:05,801 Dennis, we've got a lot of work to do. 2 00:00:05,868 --> 00:00:07,634 I feel I've been slacking off lately, 3 00:00:07,701 --> 00:00:09,601 and I need you to keep me focused. 4 00:00:09,667 --> 00:00:11,501 Sure thing. 5 00:00:11,567 --> 00:00:12,801 What's that? 6 00:00:12,868 --> 00:00:15,901 Oh, your personalized Louisville Slugger arrived. 7 00:00:17,701 --> 00:00:19,200 May I see it? 8 00:00:20,801 --> 00:00:22,167 No. Today we're staying focused. 9 00:00:22,234 --> 00:00:24,601 Correct. 10 00:00:24,667 --> 00:00:27,067 I'll just take a little peek and then it's right back in the box. 11 00:00:27,133 --> 00:00:30,234 No! You'll see it at the end of the day. 12 00:00:30,300 --> 00:00:34,000 Perfect. I'll look at it on a break. 13 00:00:34,067 --> 00:00:35,934 Dennis, find out when the galleys are due. 14 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,000 Tuesday. Morning? 15 00:00:37,067 --> 00:00:38,367 Afternoon. Good work. 16 00:00:38,434 --> 00:00:41,367 I think we've earned ourselves a little break. 17 00:00:42,734 --> 00:00:44,534 (WHOOPING) 18 00:00:44,601 --> 00:00:45,834 (DENNIS WHISTLES) 19 00:00:45,901 --> 00:00:51,734 Hey, whoa! Check it out right there. "Jack Gallo." 20 00:00:51,801 --> 00:00:56,801 Every great ballplayer has had his name engraved on a Louisville Slugger. 21 00:00:56,868 --> 00:00:59,467 Yeah, I know. My niece Tiffany got one. 22 00:01:10,701 --> 00:01:14,167 Okay, we all need to keep our eye on the ball. 23 00:01:14,234 --> 00:01:16,567 Cosmo may be on a winning streak, 24 00:01:16,634 --> 00:01:19,701 but the game's not over till the bottom of the ninth. 25 00:01:19,767 --> 00:01:21,868 Dad, could you take it easy on the baseball metaphors? 26 00:01:21,934 --> 00:01:23,968 Sure thing. Nina, take the plate. 27 00:01:24,067 --> 00:01:26,901 Oh, thank you. I have very big news. 28 00:01:26,968 --> 00:01:29,200 The day after tomorrow I will be on Wake Up New York 29 00:01:29,267 --> 00:01:31,167 showing off my expertise. 30 00:01:32,434 --> 00:01:34,701 Rifle assembly in the dark? 31 00:01:34,767 --> 00:01:37,067 Oh, that's just a silly party trick. 32 00:01:37,133 --> 00:01:40,701 No, no, no. I'm going to be representing Blush and showing people make-up tips. 33 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:42,234 Specifically lipstick. 34 00:01:42,300 --> 00:01:45,234 That's really scoring one for the team, Nina. 35 00:01:45,300 --> 00:01:47,501 Dennis, you're up. Maya, you're on deck. 36 00:01:47,567 --> 00:01:48,968 Dad, please. 37 00:01:49,033 --> 00:01:50,300 Ah, I'm up. 38 00:01:52,234 --> 00:01:55,501 Today I'll be interviewing candidates for the intern spot. 39 00:01:55,567 --> 00:01:57,534 Ooh, new interns. 40 00:02:00,167 --> 00:02:01,868 Which brings me to my next point. 41 00:02:01,934 --> 00:02:04,167 Please do not talk to the new recruits. 42 00:02:04,234 --> 00:02:06,267 Please do not offer them encouragement. 43 00:02:06,334 --> 00:02:09,033 Please do not handcuff them to your desk. 44 00:02:10,234 --> 00:02:12,434 I was merely trying to... 45 00:02:14,234 --> 00:02:15,834 Okay, I won't. 46 00:02:16,634 --> 00:02:18,400 (PHONE RINGING) 47 00:02:18,467 --> 00:02:19,567 (EXCLAIMS) 48 00:02:20,868 --> 00:02:22,901 Blush magazine. Yeah. 49 00:02:23,767 --> 00:02:26,033 Maya, it's for you. John Kenny. 50 00:02:28,667 --> 00:02:30,200 Really? I'll take it. 51 00:02:30,267 --> 00:02:31,868 Are you sure? 52 00:02:31,934 --> 00:02:34,167 Well, yeah, why wouldn't I? 53 00:02:34,968 --> 00:02:36,868 Who's John Kenny? 54 00:02:36,934 --> 00:02:40,334 Maya's first boyfriend. What a jackass. 55 00:02:41,834 --> 00:02:44,968 Never trust a person with two first names. 56 00:02:45,033 --> 00:02:49,200 That's a lesson I learned when I lent my golf clubs to Brian Keith. 57 00:02:50,968 --> 00:02:52,400 So what's wrong with this guy? 58 00:02:52,467 --> 00:02:56,234 He got a chance to study acting in London, so he just took off. 59 00:02:56,300 --> 00:02:58,067 Never phoned her or anything. 60 00:02:58,133 --> 00:03:00,033 Man, this guy really got under your skin. 61 00:03:00,100 --> 00:03:02,000 What'd you do? Walk in on them messing around? 62 00:03:02,067 --> 00:03:04,534 (ALL LAUGHING) 63 00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:06,267 You're fired! ALL: Oh. 64 00:03:17,701 --> 00:03:21,634 Wait, wait, wait. You actually walked in on them going at it? 65 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:24,501 They said they were doing homework. Lies! 66 00:03:26,667 --> 00:03:29,801 You know, I used the same excuse growing up on the farm. 67 00:03:29,868 --> 00:03:34,968 With my constant studying, Pa never understood why I was so poor at book-learning. 68 00:03:35,033 --> 00:03:37,334 What are you talking about? 69 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:38,501 Nothing. 70 00:03:38,567 --> 00:03:40,100 I thought we were never gonna talk about that. 71 00:03:40,167 --> 00:03:42,701 We weren't. Let's just forget the whole thing. 72 00:03:42,767 --> 00:03:44,834 He's on his way over. What? 73 00:03:44,901 --> 00:03:48,501 What, he's...he's in town for a couple of days, and he wants to say hello. 74 00:03:48,567 --> 00:03:52,767 Look, just be careful. Don't get all goofy! 75 00:03:52,834 --> 00:03:55,801 Please, I am not a teenager anymore. Duh. 76 00:03:57,601 --> 00:04:00,667 Nina, do you have a brush? 77 00:04:00,734 --> 00:04:04,400 So this boy, was he your first love? 78 00:04:04,467 --> 00:04:05,534 Can you tell? 79 00:04:05,601 --> 00:04:07,901 So what happened? 80 00:04:07,968 --> 00:04:12,501 Oh, well, we were hot and heavy all through senior year of high school. 81 00:04:12,567 --> 00:04:15,534 I thought we would be together forever. 82 00:04:15,601 --> 00:04:19,300 Then he got his big break. Royal Shakespeare Company called him, 83 00:04:19,367 --> 00:04:21,934 and he went off to London, where he's been ever since. 84 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,968 My first love was a peanut farmer named Lyle. 85 00:04:25,567 --> 00:04:26,701 (SIGHS) 86 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,968 Oh God, he was handsome. 87 00:04:29,033 --> 00:04:33,501 We used to make love in his barn till the cows came home. 88 00:04:33,567 --> 00:04:36,567 At which point we'd move on to the grain silo. 89 00:04:37,801 --> 00:04:39,334 How did it end? 90 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:43,234 Oh, I'm terribly allergic to peanuts, and he couldn't give up the farm. 91 00:04:44,133 --> 00:04:45,267 That's so sad. 92 00:04:45,334 --> 00:04:46,667 Yeah, I know. 93 00:04:46,734 --> 00:04:49,968 It was like Romeo and Juliet. Only with peanuts. 94 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:53,434 So you wanna be a Blush intern. 95 00:04:53,501 --> 00:04:55,434 (CHUCKLES) 96 00:04:55,501 --> 00:04:58,501 You wanna work at a big city mag-o-zine. 97 00:04:58,567 --> 00:05:01,501 Well, I got news for you. It ain't that easy! 98 00:05:02,567 --> 00:05:04,534 What's that, a tattoo? 99 00:05:06,567 --> 00:05:09,868 Oh, sorry, man. You might wanna get that looked at. 100 00:05:14,701 --> 00:05:18,267 This is a fashion mag-o-zine! 101 00:05:18,334 --> 00:05:21,767 And we may put our pants on one leg at a time, 102 00:05:21,834 --> 00:05:26,200 but they're nice pants, with belts to match our shoes! Beat it! 103 00:05:27,267 --> 00:05:29,234 (SNICKERS) 104 00:05:29,300 --> 00:05:31,801 That's funny, huh? 105 00:05:31,868 --> 00:05:36,167 What, are you Toliver? Says you're from Westchester. 106 00:05:36,234 --> 00:05:40,501 The only thing they got in Westchester are pools and fools. 107 00:05:40,567 --> 00:05:44,634 I don't see no diving board. Which one are you? You must be a fool! 108 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:49,834 I don't even know what that means. 109 00:05:49,901 --> 00:05:53,334 Brian Toliver. What's your middle initial? L? 110 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:54,868 M. 111 00:05:54,934 --> 00:05:59,534 Yeah? Well, if it was "L" you'd be a BLT, wouldn't you? 112 00:05:59,601 --> 00:06:02,767 Does your mama make you a little BLT before you go to school? 113 00:06:02,834 --> 00:06:03,934 No. 114 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,033 Well your mama's not here, is she? 115 00:06:06,100 --> 00:06:08,567 And for the next six and a half hours you will not blink, 116 00:06:08,634 --> 00:06:12,234 drink, think or blink without my permission! You got that? 117 00:06:12,300 --> 00:06:13,434 You said blink twice. 118 00:06:13,501 --> 00:06:15,000 Blink! 119 00:06:15,067 --> 00:06:19,467 There, that's three! You wanna go for four? Huh, tough guy? 120 00:06:19,534 --> 00:06:23,067 I didn't think so! You eyeballing me, boy? 121 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:26,467 Don't you eyeball me, boy! 122 00:06:36,834 --> 00:06:39,033 Hey, look who's here. 123 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:41,934 John, hello. 124 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,534 Oh, Maya! 125 00:06:43,601 --> 00:06:45,467 (CHUCKLES) 126 00:06:45,534 --> 00:06:49,434 God, you look beautiful. It's like we haven't aged a day. 127 00:06:50,601 --> 00:06:52,868 Nina, this is John Kenny. 128 00:06:52,934 --> 00:06:55,868 Charmed. Enchantee. Ooh-la-la. 129 00:06:55,934 --> 00:06:58,367 Nina! Hello. 130 00:06:58,434 --> 00:07:00,100 And, um, this is Elliott, our head photographer. 131 00:07:00,167 --> 00:07:01,801 Oh, hey. 132 00:07:01,868 --> 00:07:03,868 You know, I may be looking for somebody to take some new head shots. 133 00:07:03,934 --> 00:07:05,200 You interested? 134 00:07:05,267 --> 00:07:06,400 Well, I don't... 135 00:07:06,467 --> 00:07:08,834 I would need to see some samples first. 136 00:07:08,901 --> 00:07:11,701 Great. Or we could forget the whole thing. 137 00:07:14,667 --> 00:07:17,968 Well, if it isn't our old friend Johnny. 138 00:07:21,100 --> 00:07:22,634 John. 139 00:07:22,701 --> 00:07:24,968 How you doing, Johnny boy? 140 00:07:26,300 --> 00:07:30,033 Pretty good, Mr. Gallo. That's a nice bat. 141 00:07:30,100 --> 00:07:33,667 Isn't it? Louisville Slugger. 142 00:07:33,734 --> 00:07:36,634 Hardest damn stick of wood in the world. 143 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:41,467 How'd you like to get hit in the ear with one of these? 144 00:07:41,534 --> 00:07:43,434 Uh, why don't we go to my office? We're gonna go catch up. 145 00:07:43,501 --> 00:07:46,667 Sure, you kids go talk. Have a nice time. 146 00:07:46,734 --> 00:07:49,234 Keep the door open. 147 00:07:49,300 --> 00:07:50,601 I hate him. 148 00:07:50,667 --> 00:07:51,701 Me, too. 149 00:07:54,534 --> 00:07:55,801 So... 150 00:07:55,868 --> 00:07:57,067 Yeah? 151 00:07:57,133 --> 00:07:59,801 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 152 00:07:59,868 --> 00:08:04,534 So, um, tell me, how are you? How's London? Are you still acting? 153 00:08:04,601 --> 00:08:08,734 Oh, yeah, yeah. A little bit of television. You know, the BBC. 154 00:08:08,801 --> 00:08:11,801 But my first love will always be Lady Theater. 155 00:08:11,868 --> 00:08:15,367 You know, I just finished my third run as Tommy. 156 00:08:15,434 --> 00:08:16,968 The rock opera? 157 00:08:17,033 --> 00:08:19,434 No. Actually, it's Tommy Tapeworm. 158 00:08:21,634 --> 00:08:26,067 It's in a children's theater production called, Don't Lick the Swing Set. 159 00:08:26,968 --> 00:08:28,067 Wow. 160 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:29,367 Indeed. 161 00:08:32,634 --> 00:08:36,000 Well, I can't believe you're here. 162 00:08:36,067 --> 00:08:37,834 I know, I know. It's weird. 163 00:08:37,901 --> 00:08:40,934 I went back to the old high school, sat on the steps. 164 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,200 God, those were good times. 165 00:08:42,267 --> 00:08:43,534 Yeah, they were. 166 00:08:43,601 --> 00:08:47,734 Me, on stage, lights warming my face. And you. 167 00:08:49,033 --> 00:08:50,467 Also there. 168 00:08:51,534 --> 00:08:54,133 Watching me. God, don't you miss that? 169 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:59,367 Yeah, well, sure. But life goes on. 170 00:08:59,434 --> 00:09:03,400 God, I was crazy to let you go, Maya. But I've grown. 171 00:09:03,467 --> 00:09:06,901 I'm not the same guy that I was 15 years ago. 172 00:09:06,968 --> 00:09:09,801 Please, have dinner with me tonight. 173 00:09:09,868 --> 00:09:11,634 Well... And tomorrow. 174 00:09:11,701 --> 00:09:14,267 Look, I'm only here for a few days. 175 00:09:14,334 --> 00:09:17,734 And I wanna spend all of my time with you. 176 00:09:17,801 --> 00:09:19,968 Okay. 177 00:09:20,033 --> 00:09:22,200 Hey, kids, having fun? 178 00:09:22,267 --> 00:09:23,367 (CHUCKLES) 179 00:09:35,934 --> 00:09:37,067 Hi. 180 00:09:37,133 --> 00:09:38,634 Elliott, be honest. 181 00:09:38,701 --> 00:09:40,634 How old do I look? 182 00:09:40,701 --> 00:09:42,667 Do you still carry a gun? 183 00:09:43,367 --> 00:09:44,567 Yes. 184 00:09:44,634 --> 00:09:46,501 Twenty. 185 00:09:46,567 --> 00:09:50,033 I'm serious. I'm gonna be on TV tomorrow, and I wanna look beautiful. 186 00:09:50,100 --> 00:09:52,801 Oh, Nina, you are beautiful. Don't be nervous. 187 00:09:52,868 --> 00:09:54,667 Oh, it's just that I haven't been on television 188 00:09:54,734 --> 00:09:57,834 since I played a Fembot on The Bionic Woman. 189 00:09:57,901 --> 00:09:59,934 That's not true. You were on that episode of Cops. 190 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:03,968 Oh, they pushed my face in the grass. You can't even tell it's me. 191 00:10:05,133 --> 00:10:06,634 Morning. 192 00:10:06,701 --> 00:10:08,400 ELLIOTT: Morning? It's past noon. 193 00:10:08,467 --> 00:10:10,868 Maya, I am proud of you. 194 00:10:10,934 --> 00:10:13,734 Nina, I tell you, John and I had the best time last night. 195 00:10:13,801 --> 00:10:15,701 We just walked all around the city, 196 00:10:15,767 --> 00:10:19,334 and then we went back to my place, and I helped him do lines all night long. 197 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:22,467 And wasn't the sex like a million times better? 198 00:10:24,234 --> 00:10:25,367 Lines from a play. 199 00:10:25,434 --> 00:10:26,701 Oh. 200 00:10:32,033 --> 00:10:34,834 He wrote it himself. He's been trying to get it off the ground for years. 201 00:10:34,901 --> 00:10:37,834 It's called, A Spy In The House Of Me. 202 00:10:37,901 --> 00:10:40,367 What the hell kind of title is that? 203 00:10:40,434 --> 00:10:43,501 Oh, I think it's clever. It's about his thoughts and his feelings, 204 00:10:43,567 --> 00:10:46,968 as told to a cab driver, who may or may not be the devil. 205 00:10:47,033 --> 00:10:49,100 (CHUCKLES) 206 00:10:49,167 --> 00:10:52,334 I guess yelling "fire" isn't the worst thing you can do in a theater. 207 00:10:53,701 --> 00:10:55,801 Not too much cinnamon there, Toliver. 208 00:10:55,868 --> 00:10:58,501 Easy. Hey, easy, back it off. 209 00:11:00,934 --> 00:11:03,234 Maybe while he's up my butt he can check for polyps. 210 00:11:03,300 --> 00:11:04,834 (BOTH LAUGH) 211 00:11:06,868 --> 00:11:09,834 You know, every year there's some joker who thinks he's smarter than me. 212 00:11:09,901 --> 00:11:13,534 I guess this year it's you, ain't it? Well guess what, tough guy. 213 00:11:13,601 --> 00:11:17,067 You just bought yourself 200 more reports to collate. Huh? 214 00:11:17,133 --> 00:11:21,300 You got a little funny comeback for that one? Huh, BLT? 215 00:11:21,367 --> 00:11:23,734 Me? No, nothing, PMS. 216 00:11:24,834 --> 00:11:26,767 Yeah, I didn't think so! 217 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:29,901 Yeah! Come on! 218 00:11:33,801 --> 00:11:38,634 Maya, do you have your article proposal done yet? 219 00:11:38,701 --> 00:11:43,701 Um, I finished it, but I left it at home by accident. 220 00:11:43,767 --> 00:11:48,334 You wanna know what I think? I think you're getting all goofy again! 221 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:51,534 Oh, I am not. John, what are you doing here? 222 00:11:51,601 --> 00:11:55,300 Great news. I just came from a callback for Another World. 223 00:11:55,367 --> 00:11:58,601 And you're looking at the new racist judge. 224 00:12:00,767 --> 00:12:02,400 Wait a minute. Does this mean... 225 00:12:02,467 --> 00:12:04,934 Yeah. I'm moving to New York. 226 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,400 (BOTH LAUGH) 227 00:12:07,467 --> 00:12:08,734 Hey, can I stay at your place for a while? 228 00:12:08,801 --> 00:12:09,968 Yeah. 229 00:12:21,367 --> 00:12:23,300 I can't believe you're moving back to New York. 230 00:12:23,367 --> 00:12:28,801 As soon as they heard me read, they said, "I think we have our new racist judge." 231 00:12:28,868 --> 00:12:30,534 So what's your character like? 232 00:12:30,601 --> 00:12:33,234 He's a funny bird. A dreamer. 233 00:12:33,300 --> 00:12:34,767 You said he was a racist. 234 00:12:34,834 --> 00:12:37,167 He dreams of an all white country. 235 00:12:37,234 --> 00:12:39,934 So what are we talking about? A couple episodes? 236 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:43,067 Nay. 16 weeks, maybe more. 237 00:12:43,133 --> 00:12:45,167 Oh, hey, do you think you can help me run lines tonight? 238 00:12:45,234 --> 00:12:46,467 Sure. 239 00:12:46,534 --> 00:12:48,834 Maya, could I talk to you in private for a minute? 240 00:12:48,901 --> 00:12:51,033 No, I'm busy. 241 00:12:51,100 --> 00:12:54,033 You know what? It's okay, go ahead. I need to ring my barrister. 242 00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:56,701 Oh, sorry. Call my lawyer. 243 00:12:56,767 --> 00:12:59,000 Oh, and you, sorry, mon frere, 244 00:12:59,067 --> 00:13:02,167 but now that I'm employed, I guess I won't be needing those headshots. 245 00:13:02,234 --> 00:13:05,834 Oh, darn it. I knew just where I was gonna put my tripod. 246 00:13:08,767 --> 00:13:11,234 I forbid you to see him! 247 00:13:11,300 --> 00:13:13,234 What? You heard him. 248 00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:16,501 Give me one good reason. 249 00:13:16,567 --> 00:13:20,534 Well, look at yourself. You're a strong, independent woman. 250 00:13:20,601 --> 00:13:24,400 This putz walks in and you change into a giddy 12 year old! 251 00:13:24,467 --> 00:13:27,033 Plus he's a bad actor. 252 00:13:27,100 --> 00:13:30,501 If he's such a bad actor, how did he get into the Royal Shakespeare Company? 253 00:13:30,567 --> 00:13:31,901 Answer that. 254 00:13:31,968 --> 00:13:34,400 He got in because I pulled strings to get him in 255 00:13:34,467 --> 00:13:36,968 to keep him the hell away from you. 256 00:13:38,133 --> 00:13:39,267 Uh-oh. 257 00:13:42,300 --> 00:13:44,767 You did what? 258 00:13:44,834 --> 00:13:46,467 Come on, Maya. 259 00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:51,534 Didn't it ever occur to you that the horse's ass never auditioned? 260 00:13:51,601 --> 00:13:53,367 He didn't need to audition. 261 00:13:53,434 --> 00:13:55,634 A scout saw him in You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown 262 00:13:55,701 --> 00:13:57,868 and recognized his potential. 263 00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:02,267 Huh! 264 00:14:06,467 --> 00:14:11,200 Well, the joke's on you, isn't it? Because he's back in my life. 265 00:14:13,968 --> 00:14:18,901 Well, pages 38 and 39, out of order. Flip flop. 266 00:14:18,968 --> 00:14:20,501 Very sloppy. 267 00:14:23,567 --> 00:14:27,434 Oopsy-daisy. Better re-collate those. 268 00:14:27,501 --> 00:14:29,300 Hey, man, what's your problem? 269 00:14:29,367 --> 00:14:31,334 You're my problem! Why don't you just quit? 270 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:32,801 No, sir! 271 00:14:34,234 --> 00:14:36,200 I know you're tired! 272 00:14:36,267 --> 00:14:39,200 I'm on to you, you preppy frat boy. You don't got what it takes. 273 00:14:39,267 --> 00:14:40,467 I won't quit! 274 00:14:40,534 --> 00:14:41,801 Then I'm kicking you out! 275 00:14:41,868 --> 00:14:43,767 No, don't you do that! Why not? 276 00:14:43,834 --> 00:14:45,267 Because I got a bunch of student loans, 277 00:14:45,334 --> 00:14:47,567 and I need the school credit to graduate. And... 278 00:14:47,634 --> 00:14:48,767 And what? 279 00:14:48,834 --> 00:14:51,334 I got nowhere else to go! 280 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:53,501 (CRYING) I got nowhere else to go. 281 00:14:55,901 --> 00:14:57,367 (SIGHS) 282 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,667 Go grab yourself a smoothie, Toliver. 283 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,534 Thank you. 284 00:15:05,067 --> 00:15:07,767 Oh, and one of those big cookies for me? 285 00:15:12,434 --> 00:15:14,834 Why can't she see through this guy? 286 00:15:14,901 --> 00:15:17,434 It's the hair. It's always the hair. 287 00:15:21,901 --> 00:15:28,167 The thought of him sitting across the table every Thanksgiving, 288 00:15:28,234 --> 00:15:31,868 eating my stuffing, phoning his barrister. 289 00:15:31,934 --> 00:15:33,801 Ogling your wife. 290 00:15:35,133 --> 00:15:36,567 What's that supposed to mean? 291 00:15:36,634 --> 00:15:38,100 What? She's hot. 292 00:15:39,734 --> 00:15:41,634 She is hot, isn't she? Scorching. 293 00:15:41,701 --> 00:15:44,634 That's enough. 294 00:15:44,701 --> 00:15:48,667 Jack, you want my advice? Go tell Maya you love her and support her. 295 00:15:48,734 --> 00:15:52,300 That way, when they break up, you two will still be okay. 296 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:57,901 You know what? You're right. 297 00:15:57,968 --> 00:16:01,234 Thanks a lot. I'm gonna go tell her now. 298 00:16:11,133 --> 00:16:12,434 Maya, I just wanna tell you that... 299 00:16:12,501 --> 00:16:13,601 (MAYA AND JOHN GASP) 300 00:16:13,667 --> 00:16:15,267 JACK: Son of a bitch! 301 00:16:15,334 --> 00:16:16,501 MAYA: Daddy! 302 00:16:23,601 --> 00:16:25,200 I'll kill you! 303 00:16:26,501 --> 00:16:30,868 Dad! No! Not the face! Not the face! 304 00:16:35,067 --> 00:16:36,834 Mmm. Mmm. 305 00:16:42,467 --> 00:16:45,000 Hello. Hello. 306 00:16:45,834 --> 00:16:47,234 Hello. 307 00:16:47,300 --> 00:16:48,734 (KNOCK ON DOOR) Hello? 308 00:16:48,801 --> 00:16:50,834 Miss Van Horn, I'll take you backstage now. 309 00:16:50,901 --> 00:16:52,701 Well, let's do it. 310 00:16:52,767 --> 00:16:57,133 Just one last check, I wanna make sure I look perfect. And I do. 311 00:17:01,033 --> 00:17:05,167 Man, for someone so skinny, she sure packs away a lot of peanut dip. 312 00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:12,801 Here's the last of the reports. 313 00:17:12,868 --> 00:17:14,868 They're proofread, collated and double checked. 314 00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:19,467 I cleaned the coffee machine. I updated your speed dial, and I made brownies. 315 00:17:19,534 --> 00:17:21,100 Well done. 316 00:17:21,167 --> 00:17:23,968 Listen, I don't know how to tell you this... 317 00:17:24,033 --> 00:17:28,834 Save the hero worship, Toliver. I'm just a man. 318 00:17:28,901 --> 00:17:33,167 Actually, I was offered a paying job at another magazine. 319 00:17:33,234 --> 00:17:37,334 What are you talking about? I'm the one who trained you. 320 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:39,367 I'm the one who made you tough. 321 00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:43,367 You can't just walk out that door and go to some second rate magazine. 322 00:17:43,434 --> 00:17:45,100 It's Penthouse. 323 00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:51,167 Oh. 324 00:17:51,234 --> 00:17:53,534 Look, if I'm letting you down, I'm willing to stay. 325 00:17:53,601 --> 00:17:57,534 No. No, you have to go. 326 00:17:57,601 --> 00:18:00,167 It's much dirtier than it used to be. 327 00:18:02,434 --> 00:18:04,067 I'll never forget you. 328 00:18:04,133 --> 00:18:05,934 (EXHALES) 329 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,267 I know. 330 00:18:08,868 --> 00:18:13,501 Oh, and, Toliver, before you go, I wanna give you something. 331 00:18:13,567 --> 00:18:14,734 That's not necessary. 332 00:18:14,801 --> 00:18:16,834 Take it. It's my resume. 333 00:18:27,834 --> 00:18:31,100 Our next guest is senior fashion editor for Blush magazine, 334 00:18:31,167 --> 00:18:34,534 and ladies, she is going to show us how to have the perfect lips. 335 00:18:34,601 --> 00:18:38,901 So let's wake up and welcome Miss Nina Van Horn! 336 00:18:38,968 --> 00:18:43,400 Hello. Oh, it's so good to meet you. I love your show. 337 00:18:44,767 --> 00:18:46,667 Arianna? Oh, yes. 338 00:18:46,734 --> 00:18:48,734 Thank you for coming. So you're here to tell us... 339 00:18:48,801 --> 00:18:52,834 Arianna, Arianna, what was the first thing you noticed about me? 340 00:18:52,901 --> 00:18:54,133 Your lips? 341 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,300 Correct. 342 00:18:56,367 --> 00:18:59,501 Let's say you have thin lips, and you want fuller ones, 343 00:18:59,567 --> 00:19:02,868 you start out with a much brighter shade of lipstick. 344 00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:06,033 Such as, oh, a red or even a cranberry, 345 00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:09,834 take it to the very outer edges of your lips 346 00:19:09,901 --> 00:19:14,100 and voila, lips no man can resist. 347 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,667 Holy crap! 348 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:32,868 Finch, is my dad here? 349 00:19:32,934 --> 00:19:34,167 He's in a meeting. 350 00:19:34,234 --> 00:19:36,567 Oh, good. 'Cause John's on his way up. 351 00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:39,334 Oh, should I plug in the spotlight? 352 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:40,701 Hey. Hey. 353 00:19:40,767 --> 00:19:42,300 (MAYA WHOOPING) 354 00:19:42,367 --> 00:19:43,968 I have thrilling news! 355 00:19:44,033 --> 00:19:47,834 A benefactor has given me thirty grand to stage A Spy In The House Of Me. 356 00:19:47,901 --> 00:19:49,467 Oh, that's great. What benefactor? 357 00:19:49,534 --> 00:19:50,701 I don't even know. 358 00:19:50,767 --> 00:19:53,467 But I get to do my show in Sydney. 359 00:19:53,534 --> 00:19:54,868 Australia? 360 00:19:54,934 --> 00:19:56,267 Can you believe it? 361 00:19:56,334 --> 00:19:57,634 Down, please. 362 00:19:58,767 --> 00:20:00,767 But what about us? 363 00:20:00,834 --> 00:20:04,601 Oh, Maya, I think you need to keep an eye on the bigger picture here. 364 00:20:04,667 --> 00:20:06,167 What about me? 365 00:20:07,667 --> 00:20:10,534 I'm sorry. What was I thinking? 366 00:20:10,601 --> 00:20:12,400 It's okay. Don't worry about it. 367 00:20:12,467 --> 00:20:15,901 You know, it's like, it's like I say at the end of my second act, 368 00:20:15,968 --> 00:20:18,667 "Sometimes the brightest room in the house of me 369 00:20:18,734 --> 00:20:22,267 "is the one with a lamp called tomorrow." 370 00:20:22,334 --> 00:20:26,000 And sometimes you wanna puke in a toilet called yesterday. 371 00:20:29,334 --> 00:20:31,167 (DOOR OPENING) 372 00:20:31,234 --> 00:20:35,000 Sydney, Australia. You couldn't find someplace farther away? 373 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,634 What are you talking about? 374 00:20:36,701 --> 00:20:38,701 An anonymous benefactor? 375 00:20:38,767 --> 00:20:42,300 A Spy In The House Of Me? Oh, don't play dumb! 376 00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:46,100 I'm not playing. I'm legitimately dumb. 377 00:20:46,167 --> 00:20:48,901 Oh, so it must have been a different mysterious theater producer 378 00:20:48,968 --> 00:20:53,834 who took a shine to a one man show set entirely inside John's mirror? 379 00:20:53,901 --> 00:20:56,701 Wait. Are you saying John's leaving? 380 00:20:56,767 --> 00:20:59,100 Don't gloat. I hate it when you gloat. 381 00:20:59,167 --> 00:21:02,434 I, I had nothing to do with it this time. Really. 382 00:21:03,367 --> 00:21:04,434 Really. 383 00:21:04,501 --> 00:21:06,133 Hey, I believe you. 384 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:09,167 And you were right, she deserves better. 385 00:21:09,234 --> 00:21:11,133 Thank you. You're welcome. 386 00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:15,000 By the way, there may be a $30,000 charge 387 00:21:15,067 --> 00:21:17,367 on my expense account this month. 388 00:21:20,334 --> 00:21:21,634 Approved. 389 00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:37,567 * Life keeps bringing me back to you 390 00:21:37,634 --> 00:21:41,267 * Keeps bringing me home 391 00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:44,400 * It don't matter what I wanna do 392 00:21:44,467 --> 00:21:49,400 * 'Cause it's got a mind of its own 393 00:21:51,033 --> 00:21:55,467 * Life keeps bringing me back to you *