1 00:00:15,501 --> 00:00:17,901 Is that fried chicken? What are you doing? 2 00:00:17,968 --> 00:00:22,133 Taking my new cholesterol medicine out for a spin. 3 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:25,100 Your doctor said you were supposed to stay away from fatty foods. 4 00:00:25,167 --> 00:00:27,400 My doctor says one thing, my butcher says something else. 5 00:00:27,467 --> 00:00:29,267 Who are you supposed to believe? 6 00:00:30,901 --> 00:00:32,234 So you wanted to see me? 7 00:00:32,300 --> 00:00:36,701 Oh, yeah. I got an exciting assignment for you. 8 00:00:36,767 --> 00:00:40,300 We have a bunch of kids coming in tomorrow on a field trip. 9 00:00:40,367 --> 00:00:44,200 And you know how you're always going on about education until you're blue in the face. 10 00:00:44,267 --> 00:00:45,934 I've mentioned it twice. 11 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:49,067 What, you're running for governor? Let it go. 12 00:00:49,133 --> 00:00:51,100 Quick. Jack, where's your secret door? I need a way out. 13 00:00:51,167 --> 00:00:53,234 What on earth are you talking about? 14 00:00:53,300 --> 00:00:55,901 Uh, my dad just got off the elevator and I can't let him see me. 15 00:00:55,968 --> 00:00:57,234 I know you have a secret door. 16 00:00:57,300 --> 00:00:59,334 Why don't you wanna see your dad? 17 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:01,467 Because ever since he and my mom got a divorce, 18 00:01:01,534 --> 00:01:05,567 all he wants to do is talk about his feelings. It's creepy. 19 00:01:05,634 --> 00:01:08,033 So I'll just sneak out and you can tell him I don't work here anymore. 20 00:01:08,100 --> 00:01:09,167 But, Dennis... 21 00:01:09,234 --> 00:01:10,567 Damn it, Jack, where's the door? 22 00:01:11,901 --> 00:01:14,667 Dennis, there is no secret door. 23 00:01:14,734 --> 00:01:17,534 Besides, nothing is more important than family, 24 00:01:17,601 --> 00:01:23,334 and by God, I will not stand by idly while you duck your responsibilities as a son. 25 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:26,901 Where's your compassion for a man in need? 26 00:01:28,934 --> 00:01:30,434 You're right. 27 00:01:31,934 --> 00:01:33,467 That was wonderful what you said. 28 00:01:33,534 --> 00:01:38,067 Quick, lock it before he drags that big crybaby in here. 29 00:01:38,133 --> 00:01:42,100 Jack. Jack, what are two words that sell magazines? 30 00:01:42,167 --> 00:01:45,133 Multiple orgasms. 31 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:48,467 I'm talking about Tyra Banks for the cover. 32 00:01:48,534 --> 00:01:50,734 Don't you have a huge crush on her? 33 00:01:50,801 --> 00:01:55,434 Maya, I deal with supermodels on a daily basis and I can assure you 34 00:01:55,501 --> 00:01:57,734 that I love her so much it hurts. 35 00:01:59,300 --> 00:02:01,133 We were at this fundraiser in South Beach 36 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:04,434 and we caught each other's eyes across the room. I'm telling you it was magic. 37 00:02:04,501 --> 00:02:06,200 So, did you talk to her? 38 00:02:06,267 --> 00:02:08,200 No, I couldn't. I was making out with someone at the time. 39 00:02:09,901 --> 00:02:12,767 Anyway, you know, I'm picking out some props at that new spy shop 40 00:02:12,834 --> 00:02:14,667 on 54th and I ran into her manager. 41 00:02:14,734 --> 00:02:16,801 Spy shop? 42 00:02:16,868 --> 00:02:17,901 Yeah. And he said that her booking for tomorrow got postponed and if we wanted... 43 00:02:17,968 --> 00:02:20,434 Everyone out! I got a ton of work. 44 00:02:20,501 --> 00:02:22,100 Come on. Out. Out. 45 00:02:23,334 --> 00:02:24,701 Hi, Red. How you doin'? 46 00:02:24,767 --> 00:02:25,901 Hi, Elliott. How you doin'? Good to see you. 47 00:02:25,968 --> 00:02:28,000 Hi, Red. Hi. 48 00:02:28,067 --> 00:02:29,567 Finch? Ow! 49 00:02:32,567 --> 00:02:34,067 Dennis, there you are. I've been waiting for you. 50 00:02:34,133 --> 00:02:36,868 Hey, Dad, there you are. I was just tying my shoes. 51 00:02:36,934 --> 00:02:38,167 Attaboy. Double knots. 52 00:02:38,234 --> 00:02:39,834 (EXCLAIMS) 53 00:02:39,901 --> 00:02:42,133 Come over here! No! 54 00:02:48,267 --> 00:02:52,634 Oh, it's so good to see you. My heart is broken into a thousand pieces. 55 00:02:52,701 --> 00:02:56,167 Yeah, so's my inhaler. 56 00:02:56,234 --> 00:03:00,133 Dennis, I gotta talk to you. You think you could take a personal day? 57 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:05,300 Yeah. You know who'd love to talk about divorce? Jack, right there. 58 00:03:05,367 --> 00:03:10,567 Jack? Secret door! Damn it! 59 00:03:20,767 --> 00:03:24,501 I tell you, Son, I've been hoping your mother would come to her senses, 60 00:03:24,567 --> 00:03:26,601 but ever since she hooked up with that preacher man, 61 00:03:26,667 --> 00:03:28,734 I'm starting to have my doubts. 62 00:03:28,801 --> 00:03:30,467 Mom's dating a preacher? 63 00:03:30,534 --> 00:03:33,601 (EXCLAIMS) You should see him speed walking around town. 64 00:03:36,033 --> 00:03:39,734 Or driving his electric car or drinking his $3 coffees. 65 00:03:39,801 --> 00:03:42,601 Oh, he's a fancy one. 66 00:03:42,667 --> 00:03:44,133 How come no one told me? 67 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:47,801 What do you mean? I e-mail you from the firehouse almost every day. 68 00:03:47,868 --> 00:03:49,400 I never get your... 69 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:52,100 Oh, you're Big Flamer? 70 00:03:55,367 --> 00:03:58,467 You know what, I always delete those. 71 00:03:58,534 --> 00:04:01,100 You know, people on the Net are so friendly. 72 00:04:01,167 --> 00:04:03,200 Some guy invited me to Key West. 73 00:04:05,367 --> 00:04:07,734 Well, well, well, Red Finch. 74 00:04:07,801 --> 00:04:09,767 Why didn't someone yell, "Man on the floor"? 75 00:04:09,834 --> 00:04:11,067 Nina, get away from my dad! 76 00:04:11,133 --> 00:04:12,334 Toodles. 77 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:17,367 Hey, I didn't know about the preacher. I'm sorry. 78 00:04:17,434 --> 00:04:18,868 Well, what are you gonna do? 79 00:04:18,934 --> 00:04:20,033 Yeah. 80 00:04:20,100 --> 00:04:23,000 No, I'm asking you, what are you gonna do? 81 00:04:23,067 --> 00:04:25,634 I was thinking maybe you could phone your mother. 82 00:04:25,701 --> 00:04:27,033 Why me? 83 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:29,634 Because you're the closest thing she ever had to a daughter. 84 00:04:29,701 --> 00:04:30,901 Dad. 85 00:04:32,868 --> 00:04:35,467 Well, I just miss your mother. I miss holding her. 86 00:04:35,534 --> 00:04:37,601 You know how long it's been since we had relations? 87 00:04:37,667 --> 00:04:39,000 I don't think I wanna know. 88 00:04:39,067 --> 00:04:40,934 The night Johnny Carson said goodbye to America, 89 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,033 your mother was a hot pool of need. 90 00:04:43,100 --> 00:04:46,701 (GROANING) I was home that night. 91 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:50,567 We all shared an afghan. Oh. 92 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,067 There must be some way to get her back. 93 00:04:54,133 --> 00:04:56,033 You know what, put it out of your mind. 94 00:04:56,100 --> 00:05:00,067 Throw yourself into work. Go out there and fight some fires. 95 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:05,234 Dennis, you may wanna sit down with what I have to tell you. 96 00:05:05,300 --> 00:05:07,200 What are you doing? Looking for a chair. 97 00:05:07,267 --> 00:05:08,767 Don't be a jackass. 98 00:05:13,267 --> 00:05:15,467 They took my axe away, Son. 99 00:05:16,667 --> 00:05:18,000 What happened? 100 00:05:18,067 --> 00:05:20,067 Ah, the day after your mother left me, 101 00:05:20,133 --> 00:05:22,634 I was breaking down the door of a burning high rise. 102 00:05:22,701 --> 00:05:25,267 I saw those flames and I froze. 103 00:05:25,334 --> 00:05:27,167 I froze, Dennis! 104 00:05:27,234 --> 00:05:29,334 Hey, chicken. 105 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:33,767 Who are you calling chicken? The term is post traumatic stress syndrome. 106 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:38,133 Not chicken, or yellow belly, or little Foo Foo Firehouse Quimby. 107 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:39,434 No, but I didn't mean to... 108 00:05:39,501 --> 00:05:41,334 Yeah, yeah, do you think you're man enough to stare 109 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:42,968 into the eye of the orange beast? 110 00:05:43,033 --> 00:05:45,834 Well, do you? How dare you judge me! 111 00:05:45,901 --> 00:05:48,033 Who made you God? 112 00:05:52,067 --> 00:05:53,400 Hey, chicken. 113 00:05:56,033 --> 00:05:59,467 Nina, I've got a sidebar that might go with your summer fashion section. 114 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,200 Huh? 115 00:06:01,267 --> 00:06:02,934 You feeling okay? 116 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:08,501 Yeah. Yeah. I just got a call. My parents are selling the family farm. 117 00:06:08,567 --> 00:06:10,267 Oh. 118 00:06:10,334 --> 00:06:14,033 I know it's silly. But, I mean, who would care about a thing like that? 119 00:06:14,100 --> 00:06:16,868 But it's, you know, it's the house that I was born in. 120 00:06:16,934 --> 00:06:20,367 It's where I put on my first party dress. 121 00:06:20,434 --> 00:06:24,567 You know, it's funny. I spent my whole life trying to get away from that place, 122 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:25,934 but now that it's gone... 123 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:27,567 It's tough. 124 00:06:27,634 --> 00:06:28,667 I remember when my mom... 125 00:06:28,734 --> 00:06:30,834 Maya, this is my crisis. 126 00:06:33,367 --> 00:06:37,167 Well, I guess my friend Binnie was right when she so wisely noted, 127 00:06:37,234 --> 00:06:39,467 "You can't go home again." 128 00:06:39,534 --> 00:06:41,934 Actually, I think it was Thomas Wolfe who said that. 129 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,000 No, I'm quite sure it was Binnie. 130 00:06:50,367 --> 00:06:54,434 Jack? Where's Jack? 131 00:06:54,501 --> 00:06:56,000 I haven't seen him. 132 00:06:56,067 --> 00:06:57,834 I'll leave a note on his desk. 133 00:06:57,901 --> 00:06:59,267 (EXCLAIMING) 134 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:02,434 Where did you come from? 135 00:07:02,501 --> 00:07:03,567 What? I've been here. 136 00:07:03,634 --> 00:07:04,834 But I just... 137 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:08,300 Anyway, I was gonna leave you a note. Great news. 138 00:07:08,367 --> 00:07:11,801 I just talked to Tyra's manager and he said she's willing to do the cover. 139 00:07:11,868 --> 00:07:13,367 She'll be here tomorrow. 140 00:07:13,434 --> 00:07:18,834 Speaking of Tyra Banks, I checked out that spy shop like you suggested. 141 00:07:18,901 --> 00:07:20,868 I didn't suggest you... Take a look. 142 00:07:22,367 --> 00:07:27,100 Is it an ordinary briefcase or a lethal weapon? 143 00:07:27,167 --> 00:07:28,634 (ZAPPING) 144 00:07:28,701 --> 00:07:32,067 Wow, a stun gun. That's really, uh... 145 00:07:32,133 --> 00:07:33,367 Are you sure you know how to use that, Jack? 146 00:07:33,434 --> 00:07:36,200 What's to know? You zap a punk, he drops. 147 00:07:38,234 --> 00:07:41,200 Yeah, I guess. It's just that I've seen you with toys before and... 148 00:07:41,267 --> 00:07:45,100 Elliott, this isn't a toy. It's a serious weapon. 149 00:07:45,167 --> 00:07:48,267 Which should be used only in extreme cases of self-defense. 150 00:07:48,334 --> 00:07:49,334 Okay. 151 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:51,601 Dennis, cancel the limo. 152 00:07:53,033 --> 00:07:55,133 I'll be taking the subway home. 153 00:07:59,734 --> 00:08:01,734 (PHONE RINGING) 154 00:08:03,367 --> 00:08:06,968 Jack Gallo's office. Ah, no, I'm sorry, he's not here. 155 00:08:07,033 --> 00:08:08,801 Ah, neither is your mother. 156 00:08:10,934 --> 00:08:12,667 He'll be back shortly. 157 00:08:12,734 --> 00:08:14,868 Yeah, I thought your mother would be back shortly. 158 00:08:16,834 --> 00:08:18,767 I'm bothering you, aren't I? 159 00:08:18,834 --> 00:08:20,901 No, Dad, you're not bothering me. 160 00:08:20,968 --> 00:08:22,467 (PHONE RINGING) 161 00:08:22,534 --> 00:08:25,100 Gloria, I know it's you. 162 00:08:25,167 --> 00:08:28,033 Now damn it, Gloria. Talk to me. Talk to me, Gloria! 163 00:08:28,100 --> 00:08:30,601 Hello? Hello? Hello? 164 00:08:30,667 --> 00:08:34,267 She hung up. That's the tenth time today. 165 00:08:36,033 --> 00:08:37,567 Dad! What? 166 00:08:38,934 --> 00:08:40,300 Do you smell smoke? 167 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,400 Huh? 168 00:08:42,467 --> 00:08:44,367 We've been having trouble with the copy machine. 169 00:08:44,434 --> 00:08:45,634 I'm sure it's nothing. 170 00:08:45,701 --> 00:08:48,534 I better check it out. Copy rooms. 171 00:08:48,601 --> 00:08:53,100 Little dark spaces, jammed with paper and chemicals and electricity. 172 00:08:53,167 --> 00:08:55,534 Why don't they just write kaboom on the door? 173 00:08:58,133 --> 00:09:01,334 Uh! Why can't I have normal parents? 174 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:03,934 (CHUCKLING) Are you asking me about normal parents? 175 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,868 Yeah. Sorry. 176 00:09:05,934 --> 00:09:08,234 He's gotta move on, but he won't. I don't know what to tell him. 177 00:09:08,300 --> 00:09:11,701 Hmm. Look, I'm the child of several divorces, 178 00:09:11,767 --> 00:09:13,601 and I suggest you do what I did. 179 00:09:13,667 --> 00:09:15,234 Be angry and bitter? 180 00:09:17,234 --> 00:09:21,033 I'm not bitter. Although I have every right to be. 181 00:09:21,100 --> 00:09:26,334 "It's not your fault, Maya." Oh, how many times did I hear that? Not enough! 182 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:28,801 A new bike can't give you a hug! 183 00:09:28,868 --> 00:09:30,834 (EXHALING) 184 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:34,434 Okay, that was scary. 185 00:09:36,601 --> 00:09:39,334 Just tell your father that you love him and you support him, 186 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:41,400 but it's time to get on with his life. 187 00:09:41,467 --> 00:09:42,501 Hold your ground. 188 00:09:42,567 --> 00:09:44,267 RED: Dennis! Gotta go. 189 00:09:48,601 --> 00:09:51,901 I have to admit, I thought you sent me in there just to get rid of me. 190 00:09:51,968 --> 00:09:53,934 Then I felt that warm extension cord. 191 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,067 Good work, boy. 192 00:09:55,133 --> 00:09:58,501 Yeah. Dad, we have to talk. 193 00:09:58,567 --> 00:10:00,300 I'll go first. 194 00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:02,167 I get so lonely sometimes 195 00:10:02,234 --> 00:10:04,200 I put on Herb Alpert and dance around the living room 196 00:10:04,267 --> 00:10:06,167 with your mother's old housecoat. 197 00:10:09,133 --> 00:10:12,567 Scratch that. I have to talk. You have to sit. 198 00:10:12,634 --> 00:10:14,901 What? You heard me, sit down! 199 00:10:21,133 --> 00:10:22,968 Dad, Mom's not coming back. 200 00:10:23,033 --> 00:10:26,400 In fact, she and the preacher are going away together this weekend. 201 00:10:26,467 --> 00:10:28,601 In the electric car. 202 00:10:28,667 --> 00:10:32,267 She's gone. It's time for you to move on, like she did. 203 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:34,567 In the electric car. 204 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:38,234 Okay. Will you shut up about the electric car? 205 00:10:38,300 --> 00:10:41,067 Dad, I know this divorce has been hard on you. 206 00:10:41,133 --> 00:10:42,334 It's been hard on everyone. 207 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:44,767 I hate the fact you guys aren't together anymore, 208 00:10:44,834 --> 00:10:48,167 but I know there's nothing we can do about it. 209 00:10:48,234 --> 00:10:49,534 You gotta move on. 210 00:10:51,467 --> 00:10:55,234 You're right. What am I doing? 211 00:10:55,300 --> 00:10:57,834 I got the whole rest of my life to live. 212 00:11:00,067 --> 00:11:02,234 Thanks, Son. 213 00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:03,834 And if you ever tell me to shut up again, 214 00:11:03,901 --> 00:11:05,734 I'll toss you like a lawn dart. 215 00:11:08,734 --> 00:11:09,801 That was great! 216 00:11:09,868 --> 00:11:11,934 Yeah. That felt good. 217 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,767 Yeah, you and I, we're like kindred spirits. 218 00:11:14,834 --> 00:11:16,934 And if you're interested, I'm in the support group 219 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,767 called Adult Children of Divorce. 220 00:11:18,834 --> 00:11:22,300 It's cool, we rap, we share, we do trust games. 221 00:11:22,367 --> 00:11:27,400 Hmm, needy women with low self esteem looking for a father figure. 222 00:11:27,467 --> 00:11:28,501 Oh, forget it. 223 00:11:28,567 --> 00:11:32,567 No! I like it, I'm in. What night? 224 00:11:32,634 --> 00:11:37,367 Dennis! I'm going now. 225 00:11:37,434 --> 00:11:38,934 Hey, you don't have to go. 226 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,267 No. No, no. You really opened my eyes. 227 00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:42,901 It's time for me to move on. 228 00:11:42,968 --> 00:11:44,000 I'm just trying to help. 229 00:11:44,067 --> 00:11:45,834 You ready to go, fireman? 230 00:11:45,901 --> 00:11:47,968 Let's boogie. 231 00:11:48,033 --> 00:11:49,300 (EXCLAIMS) 232 00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:59,501 You know, that place was home to my family for two centuries. 233 00:11:59,567 --> 00:12:03,567 Hmm. When I think of home, I think of Gloria. 234 00:12:03,634 --> 00:12:05,167 You know, I met her when I was 15. 235 00:12:05,234 --> 00:12:07,334 Wow. 236 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:09,467 Even back then, I knew I wanted to be a fireman. 237 00:12:09,534 --> 00:12:12,133 That's what we feared in those days, fire. 238 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:15,434 And Russians and rabid dogs. 239 00:12:17,834 --> 00:12:20,334 Ah, things seemed much simpler then. 240 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:22,634 Well, didn't you think it was gonna get easier as you got older? 241 00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:24,634 Well, I certainly hoped so. 242 00:12:24,701 --> 00:12:27,634 Life just seems to just kick you in the head, you know? 243 00:12:27,701 --> 00:12:29,200 I always thought I'd have my Gloria. 244 00:12:29,267 --> 00:12:31,868 Yeah. I always thought I'd have my home. 245 00:12:31,934 --> 00:12:34,000 Who was it, said, "You can't go home again"? 246 00:12:34,067 --> 00:12:35,400 My friend Binnie. 247 00:12:39,234 --> 00:12:40,634 Go away. I'm not listening to you. 248 00:12:40,701 --> 00:12:41,868 Why are you so worked up? 249 00:12:41,934 --> 00:12:43,200 Because it's Nina. 250 00:12:43,267 --> 00:12:45,000 So? 251 00:12:45,067 --> 00:12:48,133 So, for God's sake, my dad's not ready for someone like her. 252 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:51,300 His whole life he's only had one woman. Nina's had five. 253 00:12:54,901 --> 00:12:56,033 Hey, Dad. 254 00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:58,200 What the hell are you doing here? 255 00:12:58,267 --> 00:12:59,634 Sure, we'll join you. 256 00:13:01,734 --> 00:13:03,634 Well, I guess we better order another round. 257 00:13:03,701 --> 00:13:05,601 Great. No alcohol! 258 00:13:07,234 --> 00:13:10,100 We don't need a drink to have fun. 259 00:13:10,167 --> 00:13:14,534 Dennis, can I talk to you for minute over there by that load-bearing wall? 260 00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:21,367 What are you doing? 261 00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:23,334 Me? What are you doing with Nina? 262 00:13:24,167 --> 00:13:26,067 Dennis, I love you like a son. 263 00:13:27,767 --> 00:13:30,634 And I appreciate your concern. 264 00:13:30,701 --> 00:13:33,767 But if you're insinuating that anything more is happening here 265 00:13:33,834 --> 00:13:35,801 than two people talking, 266 00:13:35,868 --> 00:13:38,834 I will drive you into the ground like a railroad spike. 267 00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:40,300 Yes, sir. 268 00:13:43,033 --> 00:13:47,167 It's just a dessert. I'm not gonna let it get to me. 269 00:13:48,567 --> 00:13:50,434 Put it out already! 270 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:56,167 Hey, how about ordering something? 271 00:13:56,234 --> 00:13:59,267 No, I think Dennis and I were just leaving. Right, Dennis? 272 00:13:59,334 --> 00:14:02,734 Yeah, right. Sorry to impose. 273 00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:05,300 Dad, I'll talk to you later. Nina, I'll see you tomorrow. 274 00:14:05,367 --> 00:14:08,334 Huh, I don't think so. Tomorrow's Saturday. 275 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:10,267 Tomorrow's Tuesday. 276 00:14:10,334 --> 00:14:11,601 See you tomorrow. 277 00:14:13,601 --> 00:14:14,634 Ah, they're good kids. 278 00:14:14,701 --> 00:14:16,667 Oh, yeah, I always say that. 279 00:14:16,734 --> 00:14:19,167 Hey, you want to do something completely crazy? 280 00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:20,634 You mean, like go back to your hotel 281 00:14:20,701 --> 00:14:23,200 and comfort each other in a way only lovers can? 282 00:14:24,734 --> 00:14:27,000 Gee, I was gonna suggest one of those flaming desserts, 283 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,467 but let's go with your idea. 284 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:47,567 What do you think? 285 00:14:47,634 --> 00:14:49,234 Very sharp. 286 00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:50,634 It's for Tyra. 287 00:14:50,701 --> 00:14:52,834 That's right. Today's the big day 288 00:14:52,901 --> 00:14:55,434 when you finally meet the future Mrs. DiMauro. 289 00:14:55,501 --> 00:14:58,701 Yeah, I even memorized a French love poem. 290 00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:01,067 (RECITING IN FRENCH) 291 00:15:04,567 --> 00:15:06,868 Would you mind not repeating that when the first graders come here? 292 00:15:06,934 --> 00:15:07,968 Why? 293 00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:10,133 Because you just said, 294 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,067 "There once was a man from Nantucket who loved his horse so much he..." 295 00:15:11,133 --> 00:15:12,334 (SHOUTING) Finch! 296 00:15:16,234 --> 00:15:18,601 What's that? 297 00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:22,634 You say you want all my money? Sure. 298 00:15:22,701 --> 00:15:25,234 Will that be cash or charge? 299 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:26,300 (ZAPPING) 300 00:15:30,801 --> 00:15:32,601 Hey, Jack. Hey. 301 00:15:32,667 --> 00:15:34,167 Hey, love the threads. 302 00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:37,834 Oh, you do? Thanks. I want everything to be perfect for Tyra. 303 00:15:37,901 --> 00:15:40,033 Well, don't forget to take some cover photos 304 00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:43,133 before you two go running off to live happily ever after. 305 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:45,033 (LAUGHING) I won't forget, Jack. 306 00:15:47,701 --> 00:15:49,567 You see, I knew you'd understand. 307 00:15:49,634 --> 00:15:52,567 You of all people know the pursuit of true love. 308 00:15:52,634 --> 00:15:54,767 Oh, Tyra's the real thing. 309 00:15:54,834 --> 00:15:57,100 Just give me a reason. What? 310 00:15:57,167 --> 00:15:58,934 I didn't say anything. 311 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:03,534 I mean, Jack, the chemistry was so real between us, without even meeting. 312 00:16:03,601 --> 00:16:07,334 Let me ask you something, do you believe in love at first sight? 313 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,067 Make a move. 314 00:16:09,133 --> 00:16:13,033 Oh, for God's sakes, put that stun gun away before you kill someone. 315 00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:15,667 What makes you think I haven't already? 316 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:24,367 In the long history of the world, 317 00:16:24,434 --> 00:16:27,501 publishing has been one of its noblest pursuits. 318 00:16:27,567 --> 00:16:31,234 It is the written word that betters us as a society. 319 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:35,434 Who wants to ride the elevator? 320 00:16:35,501 --> 00:16:36,567 ALL: (SCREAMING) Me! 321 00:16:36,634 --> 00:16:37,634 Okay! 322 00:16:38,868 --> 00:16:41,868 Dennis, my boy, there you are. 323 00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:45,234 Why are you two holding hands? Why are you wearing the same thing as last night? 324 00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:49,634 Before you jump to any conclusions, there's a perfectly good explanation. 325 00:16:49,701 --> 00:16:52,033 Your father and I had sex. 326 00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:53,334 You two had sex? 327 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,667 Watch your mouth. 328 00:16:55,734 --> 00:16:57,133 We decided to just come out and tell you. 329 00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:59,234 We didn't want to keep any secrets. 330 00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:02,901 I can't believe you two guys got together. 331 00:17:02,968 --> 00:17:06,334 One more crude comment like that, I will put you through a window. 332 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,367 Okay, kids, here we go. Here we go. 333 00:17:08,434 --> 00:17:10,567 Besides, I'm just doing what you told me to do. 334 00:17:10,634 --> 00:17:12,200 I should be thanking you. 335 00:17:12,267 --> 00:17:15,100 As should I. You know, your father's hands are so callused, 336 00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:17,167 I didn't even need to loofa this morning. 337 00:17:19,968 --> 00:17:21,334 I can't believe this is happening. 338 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:24,100 All right. Look, uh, Dennis. 339 00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:27,534 I know that we've never seen eye to eye, 340 00:17:27,601 --> 00:17:30,067 but can't you just be glad that your father and I 341 00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:33,300 have grabbed a little happiness in this screwed up world? 342 00:17:33,367 --> 00:17:35,434 I mean, it's a nightmare out there. 343 00:17:35,501 --> 00:17:38,801 Parents getting divorced. Children losing their homes. 344 00:17:38,868 --> 00:17:40,734 I mean, there's nothing to believe in. 345 00:17:40,801 --> 00:17:43,968 There is no Tooth Fairy, no Easter Bunny, no Santa Claus. 346 00:17:44,033 --> 00:17:47,467 So, come on, let's just embrace the good times, huh? 347 00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:50,734 (CHILDREN CRYING) 348 00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:59,167 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, see you later. 349 00:17:59,234 --> 00:18:00,267 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 350 00:18:00,334 --> 00:18:02,467 Jack? Have you seen Dennis? 351 00:18:02,534 --> 00:18:04,801 No. Something the matter, Red? 352 00:18:04,868 --> 00:18:07,267 Well, I think this thing with Nina's got him a little upset. 353 00:18:07,334 --> 00:18:11,234 Nina? What's that crazy, mixed-up broad done this time? 354 00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:12,601 We're dating. 355 00:18:12,667 --> 00:18:14,300 Hey, good for you. She's the best. 356 00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:17,434 What's this? 357 00:18:17,501 --> 00:18:21,000 It's a stun gun. The latest spy technology. 358 00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:24,567 (ZAPPING) 359 00:18:26,033 --> 00:18:27,400 That's cute. 360 00:18:31,367 --> 00:18:33,167 That didn't hurt? 361 00:18:33,234 --> 00:18:36,033 Nah. Now you know what hurts? A cannonball to the gut. 362 00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:37,100 (EXCLAIMS) 363 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:40,734 (ZAPPING) 364 00:18:42,667 --> 00:18:44,300 Now it's getting annoying. 365 00:18:46,634 --> 00:18:52,300 Dear God, I walked through Central Park for three hours last night. 366 00:18:52,367 --> 00:18:55,734 Listen, I got Dennis some sugar cookies. I left them outside. 367 00:18:56,968 --> 00:18:58,133 Hey, Red. Hey. 368 00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:01,033 Jack, Tyra's on her way up. 369 00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:03,067 Oh, I told you to stop playing with that thing. 370 00:19:03,133 --> 00:19:05,534 Oh, it doesn't work anyway. See? 371 00:19:05,601 --> 00:19:06,601 (ZAPPING) 372 00:19:11,334 --> 00:19:13,200 (LAUGHING) God, it does work. 373 00:19:19,534 --> 00:19:21,667 Hi, Tyra Banks for Elliott DiMauro. 374 00:19:21,734 --> 00:19:23,634 Mmm. Hello, sugar cookie. 375 00:19:23,701 --> 00:19:25,701 Who you calling sugar cookie? Uh, no, I wasn't... 376 00:19:25,767 --> 00:19:27,701 Let me tell you something. 377 00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:30,667 I'm a person, not some little cheap piece of your eye candy. 378 00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:35,067 So, to imply otherwise is insulting my job, me and my gender. 379 00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:36,234 No, but I... No, you know what? 380 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:38,067 You need to just get lost! 381 00:19:41,434 --> 00:19:43,367 Mmm, sugar cookie. 382 00:19:48,601 --> 00:19:50,033 Tyra. 383 00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:55,634 Elliott, it's really nice to see you. 384 00:19:55,701 --> 00:19:57,200 (MUMBLING) 385 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:03,467 Do you remember, I saw you at that fundraiser in Miami? 386 00:20:12,734 --> 00:20:14,234 Are you okay? 387 00:20:14,734 --> 00:20:16,267 Poem. 388 00:20:17,834 --> 00:20:19,267 Poem? 389 00:20:21,901 --> 00:20:24,267 You know what? You are scaring me. 390 00:20:24,334 --> 00:20:25,901 No. 391 00:20:25,968 --> 00:20:27,701 Get away from me, you freak! 392 00:20:27,767 --> 00:20:29,300 (SCREAMING) 393 00:20:31,300 --> 00:20:34,167 Never mind what that bad lady at the elevator said. 394 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:36,067 There's nothing to be afraid of. 395 00:20:37,801 --> 00:20:39,634 (CHILDREN SCREAMING) 396 00:20:46,601 --> 00:20:48,400 The other thing that they said in my group, 397 00:20:48,467 --> 00:20:52,667 is that it is very common for somebody just divorced to have a rebound fling. 398 00:20:52,734 --> 00:20:55,367 And that's what happened with your dad and Nina. 399 00:20:55,434 --> 00:20:56,801 Nina? 400 00:20:56,868 --> 00:20:59,501 Well, she did have sex with your father. 401 00:20:59,567 --> 00:21:00,934 No, she didn't. 402 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:04,067 But she... No, she didn't! 403 00:21:04,133 --> 00:21:07,300 All I'm saying is it's not gonna last, so you don't have to worry about it. 404 00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:08,701 RED: Dennis! 405 00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,901 No, no. 406 00:21:10,968 --> 00:21:13,934 No, no, no. I know what you're thinking, but, please don't worry about it. 407 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,868 Miss Van Horn and I are... 408 00:21:15,934 --> 00:21:18,868 We're all through running around like a couple of crazy teenagers. 409 00:21:18,934 --> 00:21:20,000 Thank God. 410 00:21:20,067 --> 00:21:22,868 That's right. We're getting married! 411 00:21:22,934 --> 00:21:24,200 What? 412 00:21:24,267 --> 00:21:27,100 Come on, Dennis, give your stepmom a big hug. 413 00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:47,701 * Life keeps bringing me back to you 414 00:21:47,767 --> 00:21:51,434 * Keeps bringing me home 415 00:21:51,501 --> 00:21:54,567 * It don't matter what I wanna do 416 00:21:54,634 --> 00:21:59,701 * 'Cause it's got a mind of its own 417 00:22:01,267 --> 00:22:05,334 * Life keeps bringing me back to you *