1
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  Hey, it's 1:30.
  Where's Nina?

2
00:00:15,267 --> 00:00:16,467
  Who knows?

3
00:00:16,534 --> 00:00:20,000
These meetings have become
a disorganized mess.

4
00:00:20,067 --> 00:00:24,834
   Which is why last night
   I jotted down a few ways
   to help us focus.

5
00:00:24,901 --> 00:00:25,901
 Hmm.

6
00:00:27,067 --> 00:00:29,334
 All I see here is
 the word "ideas"

7
00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:32,300
 and drawings of
 fighter planes
 blowing up Godzilla.

8
00:00:35,133 --> 00:00:36,467
  Not bad, huh?

9
00:00:38,734 --> 00:00:40,634
Hey, did we hire
a new Miss Pretty?

10
00:00:40,701 --> 00:00:41,934
   Yeah, a few months ago. Why?

11
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Because her advice
has gotten much better.

12
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 I let Dennis pick her.
 Good work, boy.

13
00:00:47,467 --> 00:00:48,467
 (BARKS)

14
00:00:49,868 --> 00:00:52,601
Well, maybe it's
'cause she helped me
get through my breakup,

15
00:00:52,667 --> 00:00:54,734
but everything she says
really resonates.

16
00:00:54,801 --> 00:00:56,467
  Who'd you break up with?

17
00:00:56,534 --> 00:00:59,100
 Paul. Can't believe
 I went out with him.

18
00:00:59,167 --> 00:01:01,634
It's weird how you can grow
in such a short time.

19
00:01:01,701 --> 00:01:02,968
  Oh, Paul called.

20
00:01:03,033 --> 00:01:04,868
  Really? Did he leave
  his new number?

21
00:01:04,934 --> 00:01:06,501
He didn't call.

22
00:01:07,467 --> 00:01:08,834
Oh, good.

23
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Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
Sorry I'm late. I...

24
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   I just had the most
   horrific experience.

25
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Oh, did Dorothy's house
fall on you?

26
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Back off, Munchkin.

27
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   So, I'm walking
   down Fifth Avenue,

28
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   and who do I spot
   but my friend, Binnie.

29
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 So, of course,
 I wave and say,
 "Whoo-hoo. Over here."

30
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  And then I remembered,

31
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 Binnie's in Maine having
 her third husband exhumed.

32
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  Much to my dismay,
  I had "whoo-hooed"

33
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 that chatty bore,
 Carol Flankenship.

34
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  Chatty, chatty, chatty...

35
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Nina, let's
stay focused.

36
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  Thanks, Jack.
  So, get this.

37
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 She marches
 across the street,

38
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 and suddenly,
 I'm roped into
 having lunch with her.

39
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  Two years of calculated snubs
  and cold shoulders

40
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  undone by one "whoo-hoo."

41
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That woman is so obnoxious.

42
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   Every other word out
   of her mouth is "delicious."

43
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  "Oh, your coat is delicious.
  Oh, that movie was delicious.

44
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 "Oh, look at the moon.
 Isn't it delicious?"

45
00:02:00,501 --> 00:02:02,968
Where the hell is
the Chinese food?

46
00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:10,701
I'm starving.
Stop saying delicious.

47
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   All right,
   for the last time, would
   everyone please focus?

48
00:02:16,167 --> 00:02:17,901
 Jack, your Slushie
 machine's here.

49
00:02:17,968 --> 00:02:19,334
Meeting adjourned.

50
00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:22,901
  Hey, Finch.

51
00:02:22,968 --> 00:02:26,834
  Do you have the
  new Miss Pretty's
  phone number?

52
00:02:26,901 --> 00:02:28,501
 Why?
Because I'm writing

53
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this article called
"Smart Women,
Smart Choices,"

54
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   and she'd be the perfect
   interview. I'd love
   to have her come in.

55
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Mmm. Not a good idea.

56
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Why not?

57
00:02:36,100 --> 00:02:37,734
 Here's the thing, Maya.

58
00:02:37,801 --> 00:02:40,234
  The Miss Pretty
  I hired is a guy.

59
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   What?

60
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 Well, of all the submissions,
 he had the most
 sensitive answers.

61
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And if I would have hired
a less qualified girl,

62
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 that would have been
 sexual discrimination.

63
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  You're taking half
  of his money, aren't you?

64
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   It's called a finder's fee.
   All right?

65
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 And if he don't pay, he can
 find himself another job.

66
00:02:58,434 --> 00:02:59,767
   What's up?

67
00:03:02,300 --> 00:03:05,567
Well, I guess
I can't use her
for my article.

68
00:03:05,634 --> 00:03:07,434
   Well, we'll get 'em
   next time.

69
00:03:07,501 --> 00:03:09,267
  Wait a minute.

70
00:03:09,334 --> 00:03:12,534
 A guy who knows women
 better than women do?

71
00:03:12,601 --> 00:03:15,234
 I think I have
 an article
 he'd be perfect for.

72
00:03:15,300 --> 00:03:16,968
   You do?
Yeah. Get me a meeting.

73
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Today, if possible.
   That's not my job.

74
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   What is your job?

75
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  (WHISPERS)
  No one knows.

76
00:03:27,868 --> 00:03:30,934
  Finally. What
  took you so long?
  I'm starving.

77
00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,367
Please, tell me
you remembered
my egg rolls.

78
00:03:35,167 --> 00:03:38,167
   These aren't egg rolls.
   They're perfume samples.

79
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   That's right.

80
00:03:41,634 --> 00:03:43,467
 You're not
 from Szechuan Garden,
 are you?

81
00:03:43,534 --> 00:03:45,300
   No, I'm from Todd Herman.

82
00:03:45,367 --> 00:03:48,133
  Kevin Tanaka, Senior
  Vice President, ad sales.

83
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  I'm so sorry.

84
00:03:51,868 --> 00:03:54,501
  We ordered Chinese food
  and I saw you with the bag...

85
00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:56,200
I'm Japanese!
Of course.

86
00:03:59,434 --> 00:04:01,801
  Please tell Jack Gallo
  our meeting is cancelled.

87
00:04:01,868 --> 00:04:05,801
No. No, stay.
Stay. We've got
Chinese coming.

88
00:04:08,734 --> 00:04:10,834
   That wasn't so bad, huh?

89
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   Even I'm offended.

90
00:04:27,734 --> 00:04:30,501
  Hey, Kurt, thanks
  for stopping by.

91
00:04:30,567 --> 00:04:31,834
 This better be good.

92
00:04:31,901 --> 00:04:34,300
 I got an important
 deposition
 to prepare for.

93
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   Lose the attitude.
   You're not a lawyer.

94
00:04:36,167 --> 00:04:38,367
  You're a professional
  victim.

95
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Who only has
three days to master
the symptoms of rabies.

96
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  I don't see a nickel
  if I ain't foaming
  like the Jersey shore.

97
00:04:45,968 --> 00:04:49,467
Listen, I have an
opportunity for you to
make some serious coin.

98
00:04:49,534 --> 00:04:51,000
 Oh, yeah. How serious?

99
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   Twenty-five bucks.

100
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 I'm listening.

101
00:04:56,767 --> 00:05:01,100
  All you have to do
  is pretend you're the guy
  who writes this column.

102
00:05:01,167 --> 00:05:05,434
  "Ask Miss Pretty."
  No problem. I've played
  a woman before.

103
00:05:05,501 --> 00:05:07,167
 There's a wealthy couple
 in California

104
00:05:07,234 --> 00:05:09,434
 who's been waiting
 eight months for my baby.

105
00:05:11,033 --> 00:05:13,734
 No, no, no.
 Miss Pretty's a guy.

106
00:05:13,801 --> 00:05:15,834
 You mean,
 like a she-male?

107
00:05:16,334 --> 00:05:18,067
 No.

108
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  Well, then what kind
  of freak writes this?

109
00:05:20,067 --> 00:05:21,501
  He's kind of a loner,

110
00:05:21,567 --> 00:05:24,234
rides from town-to-town
on a Harley,

111
00:05:24,300 --> 00:05:26,634
   running from a crime
   he didn't commit,

112
00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:28,667
  and taking time out
  to keep the ladies happy.

113
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  It's you, isn't it?

114
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   Yes.

115
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 (LAUGHING) I can't wait
 to tell the guys at the...

116
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You'll tell no one.

117
00:05:38,934 --> 00:05:41,467
 If this gets out where
 I work, the taunting
 will never cease,

118
00:05:41,534 --> 00:05:43,234
and believe me,
I've got it coming.

119
00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:50,400
  "Dear Perplexed.
  Before you give
  him your heart,

120
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   "find out how he
   treats his mother."

121
00:05:53,767 --> 00:05:56,000
 Oh, yeah. You might want
 to keep that quiet.

122
00:05:57,968 --> 00:06:02,167
   Hey, look. I'm cool.
   I'm just doing it
   for the cash.

123
00:06:02,234 --> 00:06:05,133
  But I'll be damned if
  I'll let "Kathy from
  Kentucky" move in

124
00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:07,667
  with some emotionally
  unavailable playboy!

125
00:06:10,734 --> 00:06:14,067
You're into some
weird scat, bro.

126
00:06:14,133 --> 00:06:17,434
Look, I never asked
for this talent.
It's a curse.

127
00:06:17,501 --> 00:06:21,234
   You think Peter Parker
   wanted to be bitten by
   that radioactive spider?

128
00:06:22,767 --> 00:06:24,501
No.
 Of course not.

129
00:06:24,567 --> 00:06:27,234
 But like a superhero,
 he did his duty.

130
00:06:27,300 --> 00:06:29,100
And by the way,
that guy wore spandex,

131
00:06:29,167 --> 00:06:32,033
   which is way gayer
   than anything I'm doing.

132
00:06:33,701 --> 00:06:35,934
  Okay. Fine. I'll do it.

133
00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,234
  Thank you.

134
00:06:37,300 --> 00:06:38,334
  I'll pick up lunch.

135
00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:40,534
 No, no, it's okay.
 I got it.

136
00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:45,133
 Oh, my God! There's
 a Band-Aid in my salad!

137
00:06:56,067 --> 00:07:01,234
   Hey, Maya. This is
   Kurt Bell, a.k.a.
   the new Miss Pretty.

138
00:07:01,300 --> 00:07:04,701
   Wow. This is
   a real pleasure. I am
   such a fan of your work.

139
00:07:04,767 --> 00:07:06,067
It's so insightful.

140
00:07:06,133 --> 00:07:08,367
 Your advice about
 letting go
 really touched me.

141
00:07:08,434 --> 00:07:11,734
 Oh, well.
 If I can touch just
 one woman a day...

142
00:07:13,534 --> 00:07:15,033
  Well, you've met him.
  Let's go, Kurt.

143
00:07:15,100 --> 00:07:16,767
 Don't be ridiculous.
 He just got here.

144
00:07:16,834 --> 00:07:19,467
Thanks, Finch,
you can go now.

145
00:07:19,534 --> 00:07:22,501
  You know what I find
  makes an ordinary
  afternoon special?

146
00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:25,934
   A tasty cafe mocha
   with just a hint
   of cinnamon.

147
00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,400
Do you mind?

148
00:07:28,067 --> 00:07:30,067
  Yes. Forget it.

149
00:07:30,133 --> 00:07:31,868
  Oh, and could you
  put a lid on it?

150
00:07:31,934 --> 00:07:34,667
 I'd hate to spill it
 all over the office.

151
00:07:36,434 --> 00:07:38,100
Yes, Miss Pretty.

152
00:07:41,868 --> 00:07:43,167
  You wanted to
  see me, Jack?

153
00:07:43,234 --> 00:07:44,968
  Yes. Come in.

154
00:07:45,033 --> 00:07:46,634
(SLURPING)

155
00:07:48,267 --> 00:07:49,367
 Sit.

156
00:07:51,767 --> 00:07:57,567
 So, I received
 an interesting phone
 call earlier today.

157
00:07:57,634 --> 00:07:59,767
Really?

158
00:07:59,834 --> 00:08:03,400
   In fact, it was from someone
   I think you've met.
   Care to hazard a guess?

159
00:08:04,701 --> 00:08:06,601
I know lots of people.

160
00:08:08,467 --> 00:08:12,133
I'll give you a hint.
He's not a delivery guy.

161
00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:16,601
I'm so sorry, Jack.
I was just so hungry.
I hardly had any breakfast.

162
00:08:16,667 --> 00:08:20,968
   Only an apple from the
   Korean grocer downstairs.
   I mean, I think he's Korean.

163
00:08:21,033 --> 00:08:23,200
 Actually, I shouldn't even
 say. He's just a grocer.

164
00:08:23,267 --> 00:08:26,334
  A human grocer.
  Just like you or me.

165
00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:29,567
   I mean, if we were grocers.

166
00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:32,100
 Elliott, how could you
 do something like that?

167
00:08:32,167 --> 00:08:34,601
I know. I know.
I feel horrible.
I wish I could fix this.

168
00:08:34,667 --> 00:08:36,934
  Do you realize
  the position
  you've put me in?

169
00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:40,200
 Here's a guy walks in with
 a big piece of business
 and you insult him.

170
00:08:40,267 --> 00:08:42,067
  (WHIMPERING)
  I'm sorry, Jack.

171
00:08:44,501 --> 00:08:47,767
Somehow I convinced him
to come back here.

172
00:08:47,834 --> 00:08:49,934
   I want you
   to apologize to him.

173
00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,234
 Of course.
 I'll do whatever
 I have to.

174
00:08:52,300 --> 00:08:54,133
Oh, here he is now.

175
00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:58,467
Stay here. Give me a minute
to smooth things over.

176
00:09:00,067 --> 00:09:02,234
Hey, Kevin, Jack Gallo.

177
00:09:02,300 --> 00:09:07,100
  Listen, I am personally
  appalled by Elliott's
  behavior.

178
00:09:07,167 --> 00:09:10,300
We foster an atmosphere
of tolerance
at  Blush magazine.

179
00:09:10,367 --> 00:09:13,567
 In fact, we have
 many Asian-Americans
 working here.

180
00:09:13,634 --> 00:09:15,501
   I know.
   I'm one of them.

181
00:09:19,167 --> 00:09:21,067
  I'm Jim Wong,
  from Legal.

182
00:09:23,067 --> 00:09:25,033
 Oh, right, the new guy.

183
00:09:25,100 --> 00:09:28,767
No, that's David Chang.
I've worked here
two-and-a-half years.

184
00:09:30,167 --> 00:09:33,234
 Enjoying yourself?
 People treating you okay?

185
00:09:33,300 --> 00:09:34,567
 They were.

186
00:09:34,634 --> 00:09:35,968
  (LAUGHS)

187
00:09:36,033 --> 00:09:39,367
 Good one!
 Wong, you're one
 in a billion. Million.

188
00:09:49,334 --> 00:09:51,834
   Finch, is it worth
   cutting off a toe

189
00:09:51,901 --> 00:09:55,133
   to get into a really
   hot pair of shoes?

190
00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:56,567
 They make your legs
 look great.

191
00:09:57,968 --> 00:09:59,200
   Goodbye, little piggy.

192
00:10:03,067 --> 00:10:05,934
 Oh, my God!
 Carol Flankenship.
 Where can I hide?

193
00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,033
 Quick, behind this pencil.

194
00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:12,367
   Nina, darling,
   there you are.

195
00:10:12,434 --> 00:10:14,100
 Listen, Carol. I...

196
00:10:14,167 --> 00:10:17,501
   Wow! A hug.
   Such a delicious
   welcome.

197
00:10:17,567 --> 00:10:19,067
 Well, actually, I...
 Oh, I missed you, too.

198
00:10:19,133 --> 00:10:21,934
But that's all in the past.
From now on, we've
got great times ahead.

199
00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,000
  Wonderful.

200
00:10:23,067 --> 00:10:24,701
Delicious.

201
00:10:24,767 --> 00:10:26,100
You know,
I really am rather busy.

202
00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:28,434
  Oh, then we should start.
  Start?

203
00:10:28,501 --> 00:10:30,501
 We've got so much
 catching up to do.

204
00:10:30,567 --> 00:10:33,834
  I've brought pictures
  from my trip
  to Epcot Center.

205
00:10:33,901 --> 00:10:37,133
  I'm telling you, Nin,
  I don't know where
  to go next year.

206
00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:40,601
  Oh, I can think of
  a place, if you
  don't mind dry heat.

207
00:10:42,567 --> 00:10:45,968
 I don't know,
 I guess I just believe
 in total honesty.

208
00:10:46,033 --> 00:10:48,400
   If that makes me
   vulnerable,
   then so be it.

209
00:10:48,467 --> 00:10:50,334
  Well, most men
  aren't that brave.

210
00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:54,300
  Most men aren't
  Miss Pretty.

211
00:10:55,834 --> 00:10:58,434
 Anyway,
 8:00 okay?

212
00:10:58,501 --> 00:10:59,734
Sounds great.

213
00:10:59,801 --> 00:11:00,934
 8:00 for what?

214
00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,701
 We're going
 out to dinner.

215
00:11:02,767 --> 00:11:05,000
What a nice guy.
I owe you one.

216
00:11:08,234 --> 00:11:10,300
   What a nice ass.
   I owe you one.

217
00:11:28,067 --> 00:11:30,167
    DENNIS: "Dear Miss Pretty,
    my boyfriend says

218
00:11:30,234 --> 00:11:32,100
 "the best way to test
 the strength of our love

219
00:11:32,167 --> 00:11:34,300
   "and commitment is
   seeing other people.

220
00:11:34,367 --> 00:11:38,901
   "Does this make sense?
   I just want him to be happy.

221
00:11:38,968 --> 00:11:42,767
    "Sincerely,
    Becky Howard, 17, Kansas."

222
00:11:42,834 --> 00:11:43,834
   (GROANS)

223
00:11:47,767 --> 00:11:48,968
  Wow.

224
00:11:52,534 --> 00:11:53,834
   "Dear Becky.

225
00:11:53,901 --> 00:11:56,901
 "We all so achingly want
 to believe in love,

226
00:11:56,968 --> 00:12:01,300
    "but sometimes all we do
    is trick ourselves
    while seasons pass and..."

227
00:12:01,367 --> 00:12:03,367
  Dennis?

228
00:12:03,434 --> 00:12:04,868
   I was just typing.

229
00:12:06,033 --> 00:12:07,901
What?
  What's that?

230
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,567
Never mind.

231
00:12:11,634 --> 00:12:13,467
   I wouldn't know
   anything about that.

232
00:12:17,868 --> 00:12:18,934
Hey, Finch.

233
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:21,934
 Hey, hey, hey.
 So how'd it go last night?

234
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,467
  Great. I really like him.

235
00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:24,901
 You're kidding.

236
00:12:24,968 --> 00:12:28,067
  He's so easy to talk to.
  It was the perfect night.

237
00:12:28,133 --> 00:12:31,434
   I mean, until he found
   a tooth in his pudding.
   They comped us the meal,

238
00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:32,901
   but I am never going
   back there again.

239
00:12:35,367 --> 00:12:37,801
   You know what
   the most endearing
   thing about Kurt is?

240
00:12:37,868 --> 00:12:42,567
 Sometimes he says
 something that's crude
 or borderline misogynistic

241
00:12:42,634 --> 00:12:45,334
because he's so embarrassed
about how sensitive he is.

242
00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:46,467
It's like he...

243
00:12:46,534 --> 00:12:48,534
  DENNIS: "Dear Blind at Blush.

244
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:52,033
   "Sometimes we yearn for that
   special connection so badly

245
00:12:52,100 --> 00:12:54,834
    "that we overlook
    the painful truth."

246
00:12:54,901 --> 00:12:58,234
 No, focus! Focus!

247
00:12:58,300 --> 00:13:00,934
  ...but on the other hand,
  maybe I should go away
  with him for the weekend.

248
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,767
 Right.

249
00:13:02,834 --> 00:13:04,734
 What? Go away with him?

250
00:13:04,801 --> 00:13:07,367
  Well, we'd have
  separate rooms.
  He's a perfect gentleman.

251
00:13:07,434 --> 00:13:09,434
   You can't go away with him.

252
00:13:09,501 --> 00:13:11,033
Who's Maya going away with?

253
00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:13,067
  DENNIS: Miss Pretty.

254
00:13:13,133 --> 00:13:17,868
 Well, well, well.
 It's all making sense.

255
00:13:17,934 --> 00:13:20,501
 You know, I suppose I knew it
 from the first time I met you.

256
00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:23,200
  You with your feminist ideas,
  your black coffee, and

257
00:13:23,267 --> 00:13:27,300
that masculine way
you sit at a desk.

258
00:13:27,367 --> 00:13:31,200
   Nina, for the last time,
   I'm not a lesbian.

259
00:13:31,267 --> 00:13:34,200
Oh, please. I've seen
the way you walk by,
shaking your tush.

260
00:13:34,267 --> 00:13:39,968
 I know that's for me.
 Well, bad news, toots,
 my bus doesn't stop there.

261
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,634
 So, how's
 your soup?

262
00:13:51,701 --> 00:13:55,200
 Warm and soothing.
 And I should know,
 I'm Miss Pretty.

263
00:13:56,901 --> 00:14:01,534
You know, I loved what
you wrote last month to
that waitress from Ohio

264
00:14:01,601 --> 00:14:04,701
 about how she felt
 there were no more
 Prince Charmings.

265
00:14:04,767 --> 00:14:06,000
 (EXCLAIMS)

266
00:14:06,067 --> 00:14:07,901
   Yeah, that was a good one.

267
00:14:07,968 --> 00:14:10,834
  How do you do it?
  How do you get inside
  a woman's head like that?

268
00:14:10,901 --> 00:14:14,000
 It's simple, really.
 I mean, who doesn't know

269
00:14:14,067 --> 00:14:16,901
 that what a woman really
 needs from a man is...

270
00:14:17,734 --> 00:14:19,567
   What's the word?

271
00:14:19,634 --> 00:14:21,734
   Respect? Caring?
 Both.

272
00:14:21,801 --> 00:14:26,901
And a guy and his special
lady don't stand
a chance unless they...

273
00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:30,334
 Communicate.

274
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:31,601
   Communicate. Jinx!

275
00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:35,968
That's fun. Maya,
Jack needs you, stat.

276
00:14:36,033 --> 00:14:37,801
  Now?
Stat.

277
00:14:37,868 --> 00:14:39,934
Can't I at least...
   Stat!

278
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:44,067
   You are so annoying.
   You could learn
   something from Kurt.

279
00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:45,267
   I'll see you
   tonight.

280
00:14:45,334 --> 00:14:46,567
  Oh, yeah.

281
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:55,100
Listen, Maya's
a friend and my
boss' daughter.

282
00:14:55,167 --> 00:14:58,300
  She's very vulnerable
  right now. I think
  you should back off.

283
00:14:58,367 --> 00:15:00,601
 Dude, I hooked you up
 with my sister.

284
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,501
 And I know for a fact,
 you got to second.

285
00:15:04,501 --> 00:15:08,534
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I've got some business
to attend to.

286
00:15:12,901 --> 00:15:15,767
Hello, ladies.
I'm Phil Collins.

287
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,367
(SLURPING)

288
00:15:27,701 --> 00:15:32,067
   Hey, Jack, you ever
   find out why Kevin from
   Todd Herman never showed up?

289
00:15:32,133 --> 00:15:36,701
  Well, it seems
  he took a wrong turn
  on Sixth Avenue

290
00:15:36,767 --> 00:15:40,968
 and accidentally drove
 into a Starbucks.

291
00:15:42,801 --> 00:15:44,234
Common mistake.
 Could happen to anyone.

292
00:15:45,767 --> 00:15:49,000
 (STAMMERING)
 Anyway, he's on
 his way over now.

293
00:15:49,067 --> 00:15:52,133
 Oh, good.
 'Cause I really need
 to apologize to him.

294
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:57,567
   You know, Elliott,
   maybe the lesson here is

295
00:15:57,634 --> 00:16:01,501
  the world is really
  one big Slurpee.

296
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:04,767
  How's that?

297
00:16:04,834 --> 00:16:12,234
 Well, we're all made
 of the same thing.
 Water, ice, some syrup.

298
00:16:12,300 --> 00:16:19,267
  And no matter what color
  we are, red, yellow, brown,
  we're all equally terrific.

299
00:16:20,901 --> 00:16:22,100
 But blue's the best.

300
00:16:24,434 --> 00:16:27,067
Well, yeah,
blue is the best.

301
00:16:27,133 --> 00:16:29,634
 Hey, not so fast.
 You'll get brain freeze.

302
00:16:29,701 --> 00:16:35,067
I'll get a what...
Oh, so cold!

303
00:16:35,133 --> 00:16:36,133
 (LAUGHING)

304
00:16:40,901 --> 00:16:43,267
You people
are unbelievable.

305
00:16:43,334 --> 00:16:44,734
   What's the matter?

306
00:16:44,801 --> 00:16:46,667
   I will never buy another
   ad in your magazine.

307
00:16:46,734 --> 00:16:48,634
   Kevin, where
   you going?

308
00:16:51,267 --> 00:16:52,567
Did you see that?

309
00:16:52,634 --> 00:16:55,100
It must be the year
of the jackass.

310
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:02,234
   Nina, there you are.
  Carol.

311
00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:03,634
   Well, you know,
   I was in
   the neighborhood

312
00:17:03,701 --> 00:17:05,267
   and I thought maybe
   we could have lunch.

313
00:17:05,334 --> 00:17:07,501
  Do a little shopping,
  maybe a movie,
  then dinner.

314
00:17:07,567 --> 00:17:09,801
   All right, Carol,
   this has gone
   on long enough.

315
00:17:09,868 --> 00:17:11,334
 What's wrong, Nin?
 All right, look. I...

316
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:12,834
 I have to be honest with you.

317
00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:14,534
   I didn't mean to wave
   at you the other day.

318
00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:15,968
 I didn't mean to hug you
 here in the office.

319
00:17:16,033 --> 00:17:18,167
 And I certainly didn't
 mean to become friends.

320
00:17:18,234 --> 00:17:19,534
   So, you can see why
   the idea of spending

321
00:17:19,601 --> 00:17:22,033
 an entire afternoon with you
 would be abhorrent to me.

322
00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:24,133
There, I said it.

323
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:28,701
 Well, this is
 really humiliating.

324
00:17:28,767 --> 00:17:31,234
I mean, why does
this always happen?

325
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,234
 Oh, please. Don't cry.

326
00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:35,267
 Nobody wants
 to be around me.

327
00:17:35,334 --> 00:17:37,334
 I'm sure that isn't true.

328
00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:41,467
 My friends cancel lunches,
 my husband always
 pretends to be napping.

329
00:17:43,601 --> 00:17:45,000
  What is it about me?

330
00:17:45,067 --> 00:17:47,367
No, no, no, no. Carol...
Carol, it's not you.

331
00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:50,434
It's me. No, I've
just had a bad day.

332
00:17:50,501 --> 00:17:52,300
That's all.

333
00:17:52,367 --> 00:17:54,033
   Really?
 Yeah. Look...

334
00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:57,634
  Look, why don't
  we just go downstairs
  and have a drink?

335
00:17:57,701 --> 00:17:59,133
   Well, I'd like that.

336
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:00,667
   Me, too.

337
00:18:00,734 --> 00:18:05,167
 Oh. Well,
 this is great.

338
00:18:06,601 --> 00:18:10,601
By the way, your
purse is delicious.

339
00:18:10,667 --> 00:18:12,367
 Why don't you
 just eat it, then?

340
00:18:16,167 --> 00:18:17,234
 Good night, Finch.

341
00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:18,701
 Where are you going?

342
00:18:18,767 --> 00:18:21,067
 I told you. Kurt
 and I are driving
 up to the country.

343
00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:22,400
  On a Friday?

344
00:18:22,467 --> 00:18:23,701
  Yes, Rabbi.

345
00:18:26,868 --> 00:18:30,367
  I have to tell you,
  I think Kurt's a sleazeball.

346
00:18:31,467 --> 00:18:32,767
   Kurt's a sleazeball?

347
00:18:32,834 --> 00:18:36,133
You're taking half
his salary and he's
doing all the work.

348
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,801
   Hey, Maya,
   ready to go?

349
00:18:37,868 --> 00:18:39,334
 Yeah, let's do it.

350
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,901
   I thought we could stop
   off at the hotel bar,

351
00:18:41,968 --> 00:18:45,601
   grab a few margaritas,
   then go upstairs
   and make a video.

352
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:48,634
   What?
 Watch a video. What'd I say?

353
00:18:48,701 --> 00:18:51,334
   Yeah. Well, sure.
   But look, if we're gonna
   get there so late,

354
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:53,801
 do you think we should
 call and confirm our
 rooms before we go?

355
00:18:53,868 --> 00:18:55,667
  Already did it. Two rooms.

356
00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:58,667
   Great. Okay.
   Good night, Finch.

357
00:18:58,734 --> 00:19:01,634
  Hope there's not a mix-up
  at the front desk.

358
00:19:04,067 --> 00:19:05,601
I'm Miss Pretty!

359
00:19:10,968 --> 00:19:12,033
 What?

360
00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:14,334
I'm Miss Pretty.

361
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:17,634
   Kurt's just a front
   so no one would
   know it was me.

362
00:19:17,701 --> 00:19:19,934
   I don't know
   what he's talking about.

363
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,133
 What are you doing, Finch?

364
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:22,467
 I'm trying to protect you.

365
00:19:22,534 --> 00:19:23,567
  I'm Miss Pretty.

366
00:19:23,634 --> 00:19:24,701
  Don't make me
  kick your ass.

367
00:19:24,767 --> 00:19:26,634
I'm Miss Pretty.

368
00:19:26,701 --> 00:19:28,167
What's going on?

369
00:19:28,234 --> 00:19:30,200
 Maya, believe me,
 I wrote those columns.

370
00:19:30,267 --> 00:19:32,667
   I'll prove it. Test us.
 Huh?

371
00:19:32,734 --> 00:19:36,200
 Ask us a Miss Pretty
 question and see who
 answers it like she does.

372
00:19:36,267 --> 00:19:38,033
This is hurting
my feelings.

373
00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:40,834
  Shut up! Ask us.

374
00:19:40,901 --> 00:19:43,501
  All right. All right.
  All right. Let's see.

375
00:19:43,567 --> 00:19:48,701
  A lady from Tulsa says
  her 15-year marriage
  isn't what it used to be.

376
00:19:48,767 --> 00:19:51,067
 She fears her husband
 is losing interest.

377
00:19:51,133 --> 00:19:53,734
  How does she fix
  a faltering relationship?

378
00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:55,767
Kurt?

379
00:19:55,834 --> 00:19:59,667
  Well, she should,
  you know,

380
00:19:59,734 --> 00:20:01,367
spring for
a boob-job.

381
00:20:06,133 --> 00:20:08,434
 While a long-term relationship
 is always in danger

382
00:20:08,501 --> 00:20:12,667
   of losing its luster,
   a couple can try new things
   to bring it back to life.

383
00:20:12,734 --> 00:20:15,167
 Role playing,
 a sexy weekend getaway...

384
00:20:15,234 --> 00:20:17,601
 Here's a tip.
 Leave a mysterious
 message

385
00:20:17,667 --> 00:20:20,100
 on your husband's voice mail
 to meet you at a hotel bar.

386
00:20:20,167 --> 00:20:23,868
  Show up in a wig,
  dark glasses
  and your sexiest outfit.

387
00:20:23,934 --> 00:20:27,267
 I think you'll find variety
 is indeed the spice of life.

388
00:20:32,367 --> 00:20:34,767
Wow. It is you.

389
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,033
   You liked
   his better?

390
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,000
 See you, Kurt.

391
00:20:41,067 --> 00:20:42,868
   Oh, this blows.
   Finch, you suck.

392
00:20:42,934 --> 00:20:44,467
   You suck.
Oh, by the way,

393
00:20:44,534 --> 00:20:46,701
my sister says you
have hands like a girl.

394
00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:48,434
   Yeah, she's got
   boobs like a boy.

395
00:20:53,567 --> 00:20:55,334
   I can't believe you
   can write like that.

396
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,200
Why can't you
act like that?

397
00:20:57,267 --> 00:21:01,801
I do, it just always
comes out sarcastic.

398
00:21:01,868 --> 00:21:05,167
  Why didn't you
  tell me about this
  in the first place?

399
00:21:05,234 --> 00:21:06,434
   It's embarrassing.

400
00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:11,434
  So you only admitted it
  to save me from going out
  with that creep?

401
00:21:14,467 --> 00:21:18,634
I don't think
it's embarrassing.
I think it's wonderful.

402
00:21:18,701 --> 00:21:24,701
 It's just, I'm sensitive,
 and sometimes I'm scared
 people won't like the real me.

403
00:21:26,834 --> 00:21:28,400
   Oh, Finch.

404
00:21:32,434 --> 00:21:34,667
   Come on, it's me.
   What are you...

405
00:21:43,334 --> 00:21:46,901
 * Life keeps bringing me
 back to you

406
00:21:47,834 --> 00:21:51,300
 * Keeps bringing me home

407
00:21:51,367 --> 00:21:54,868
    * It don't matter
    what I wanna do

408
00:21:54,934 --> 00:21:59,234
  * 'Cause it's got
  a mind of its own

409
00:22:01,234 --> 00:22:05,434
 * Life keeps bringing me
 back to you *