1 00:00:12,567 --> 00:00:15,167 Hey! Check out my new watch, dude. 2 00:00:15,234 --> 00:00:18,133 It's a pager, a stopwatch, a thermometer. 3 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:21,033 Gets all my phone numbers, reminds me of my birthdays, 4 00:00:21,100 --> 00:00:22,434 gets all the news, sports, and weather, 5 00:00:22,501 --> 00:00:24,267 and the alarm plays Beethoven. 6 00:00:24,334 --> 00:00:25,667 Cool. What time is it? 7 00:00:25,734 --> 00:00:27,267 I have no idea. 8 00:00:28,834 --> 00:00:31,100 Elliott, I need a favor. 9 00:00:31,167 --> 00:00:32,901 ELLIOTT: Sure. What do you need? 10 00:00:32,968 --> 00:00:34,601 Well, I've been taking this photography class... 11 00:00:34,667 --> 00:00:36,667 (SCOFFING) Really? 12 00:00:36,734 --> 00:00:38,200 Is that amusing? 13 00:00:38,267 --> 00:00:40,300 Maya, you're a friend. If I can free up some time, 14 00:00:40,367 --> 00:00:43,467 I'd be more than happy to speak to your little class. 15 00:00:43,534 --> 00:00:45,968 No. Can I borrow some lens cleaner? 16 00:00:48,067 --> 00:00:49,834 Oh. Yeah, I guess. 17 00:00:49,901 --> 00:00:52,834 Anyway, if you need any pointers or advice... 18 00:00:52,901 --> 00:00:54,534 Oh, well, no, thanks. 19 00:00:54,601 --> 00:00:56,634 I don't think my teacher would want me to talk to you. 20 00:00:56,701 --> 00:00:58,133 What? 21 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:00,200 Well, you know, what you do is commercial photography, 22 00:01:00,267 --> 00:01:02,267 and my teacher has a more artistic approach. 23 00:01:02,334 --> 00:01:04,400 Oh, but you do take pictures, right? 24 00:01:04,467 --> 00:01:05,701 We take photographs, yes. 25 00:01:05,767 --> 00:01:07,834 Oh, who is this clown? 26 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:09,901 Martin Spancer. 27 00:01:09,968 --> 00:01:12,400 You know, Maya, with all due respect to the great Martin Spancer, 28 00:01:12,467 --> 00:01:14,834 just because my work appears in a magazine, 29 00:01:14,901 --> 00:01:16,534 doesn't mean it's not artistic. 30 00:01:16,601 --> 00:01:21,100 Elliott, did you shoot that black sweater for the dandruff piece? 31 00:01:22,601 --> 00:01:23,834 I'm working on it, Jack. 32 00:01:23,901 --> 00:01:26,767 Just make sure the flakes are nice and big. 33 00:01:29,467 --> 00:01:32,400 Nina, how are those interviews for your new assistant going? 34 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:33,534 Oh, I'm just about to start. 35 00:01:33,601 --> 00:01:35,033 Great, I'll join you. 36 00:01:35,100 --> 00:01:37,367 Jack, I think I can handle this on my own. 37 00:01:37,434 --> 00:01:39,367 Really? 38 00:01:39,434 --> 00:01:42,267 Let's review some of your previous choices. 39 00:01:43,234 --> 00:01:44,834 Let's. 40 00:01:44,901 --> 00:01:47,667 That pretty boy, John Harder. 41 00:01:47,734 --> 00:01:51,667 John Harder? No, no, no. His name was John Davis. 42 00:01:51,734 --> 00:01:55,634 Then why were you always in your office screaming, "John Har..." 43 00:02:00,434 --> 00:02:01,434 Oh. 44 00:02:03,167 --> 00:02:05,501 Well, that explains Billy Faster. 45 00:02:08,834 --> 00:02:12,267 Fine, maybe my judgment has been suspect, but that's all changed. 46 00:02:12,334 --> 00:02:14,067 (SOFTLY) Just watch. 47 00:02:15,434 --> 00:02:17,100 Follow me, please. 48 00:02:22,133 --> 00:02:24,167 (DOOR CLOSING) 49 00:02:24,234 --> 00:02:25,734 One-handed shuffle, huh? 50 00:02:25,801 --> 00:02:28,734 Oh. Sorry, it's just a nervous habit. 51 00:02:29,701 --> 00:02:31,133 I really want the job. 52 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:32,934 Not to worry. 53 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:35,167 A little magic never killed anyone. 54 00:02:35,234 --> 00:02:36,767 Except Houdini. 55 00:02:38,634 --> 00:02:41,701 So, let's see something. 56 00:02:41,767 --> 00:02:42,901 What, you mean like a trick? 57 00:02:42,968 --> 00:02:45,334 Yeah, trick me. If you can. 58 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:46,400 Okay. 59 00:02:46,467 --> 00:02:48,400 (CHUCKLING) Pick a card. 60 00:02:48,467 --> 00:02:50,868 I think I see where this is going. 61 00:02:52,634 --> 00:02:54,801 All right. Now place it back in the deck. 62 00:02:54,868 --> 00:02:56,634 Of course. 63 00:02:56,701 --> 00:03:00,067 Okay, now you can shuffle them as much as you like. 64 00:03:00,133 --> 00:03:01,767 Fancy. Mmm-hmm. 65 00:03:01,834 --> 00:03:03,868 Bet you didn't expect this. 66 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:12,667 That should do it. 67 00:03:13,634 --> 00:03:14,634 Let's see what you got. 68 00:03:14,701 --> 00:03:16,567 No, sir. 69 00:03:16,634 --> 00:03:18,067 Let's see what you got. 70 00:03:18,133 --> 00:03:20,067 Excuse me? 71 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:21,367 Well, if you would kindly reach into your inside coat pocket, 72 00:03:21,434 --> 00:03:24,033 I think you'll find a little surprise. 73 00:03:28,634 --> 00:03:30,968 Is that your card? 74 00:03:31,033 --> 00:03:33,701 Nina, we got our guy! 75 00:03:45,033 --> 00:03:48,367 It's sunrise. You see two trees in a glen. 76 00:03:48,434 --> 00:03:50,467 Their branches almost touching. 77 00:03:50,534 --> 00:03:54,601 Are they merely trees, or lovers about to part? 78 00:03:54,667 --> 00:04:00,100 Reaching, yearning for one last caress before the morn? 79 00:04:01,334 --> 00:04:02,701 Miss Gallo? 80 00:04:03,934 --> 00:04:05,267 (STUTTERS) 81 00:04:06,100 --> 00:04:07,300 Lovers? 82 00:04:08,467 --> 00:04:09,634 Trees? 83 00:04:11,567 --> 00:04:13,534 Lovers. 84 00:04:13,601 --> 00:04:17,534 Miss Gallo, don't be afraid to look at the world 85 00:04:17,601 --> 00:04:20,133 through your own eyes, your own perspective. 86 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:21,534 That goes for everyone. 87 00:04:21,601 --> 00:04:26,434 The answers won't come from me, they'll only come from you. 88 00:04:26,501 --> 00:04:29,267 So, what is it, trees or lovers? 89 00:04:30,467 --> 00:04:32,567 Just think about it. 90 00:04:32,634 --> 00:04:35,567 Check it out, I paid for this class, 91 00:04:35,634 --> 00:04:39,701 so you work for me. 92 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:45,901 Why are you here, Mr. Greenberg? 93 00:04:45,968 --> 00:04:47,968 It was a Hanukkah present. 94 00:04:51,167 --> 00:04:54,434 Before we go, a few of you are ready for a new assignment. 95 00:04:54,501 --> 00:04:58,167 Please listen carefully as I do not wish to repeat myself. 96 00:04:58,234 --> 00:05:00,767 Mr. Parker, fruit in a bowl. 97 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:04,133 Mr. Greenberg, flowers in a vase. 98 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:07,033 Miss Gallo, nude self-portrait. 99 00:05:09,234 --> 00:05:11,467 So, 'til Thursday. 100 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:14,234 Did he say nude self-portrait? 101 00:05:14,300 --> 00:05:16,968 Did he say flowers in a vase? 102 00:05:22,300 --> 00:05:23,300 Can I help you? 103 00:05:23,367 --> 00:05:25,300 Yes. I don't know... 104 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:27,934 Hey, I don't want to shoot flowers. 105 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:28,968 Excuse me? 106 00:05:29,033 --> 00:05:30,601 Flowers are boring. 107 00:05:30,667 --> 00:05:31,968 Can't I take pictures of something else? 108 00:05:32,033 --> 00:05:34,000 Like my mom or a hooker? 109 00:05:35,968 --> 00:05:40,067 Mr. Greenberg, do you actually think I would give a student 110 00:05:40,133 --> 00:05:42,367 an assignment without forethought? 111 00:05:42,434 --> 00:05:44,167 Well... I wouldn't. 112 00:05:44,234 --> 00:05:47,467 Shooting flowers requires an attention to detail 113 00:05:47,534 --> 00:05:51,033 which has been conspicuously absent from your photographs. 114 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:52,234 Yeah... 115 00:05:52,300 --> 00:05:55,501 I'm trying to make you a better photographer! 116 00:05:55,567 --> 00:05:58,634 Miss Gallo was assigned a nude self-portrait 117 00:05:58,701 --> 00:06:02,701 to make her work more daring and less inhibited. 118 00:06:02,767 --> 00:06:04,868 Do you hear her complaining? 119 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:10,567 What if the hooker is holding a flower? 120 00:06:12,133 --> 00:06:13,501 Good day, Mr. Greenberg. 121 00:06:13,567 --> 00:06:14,534 It's kind of a compromise. 122 00:06:14,601 --> 00:06:16,367 I said good day! 123 00:06:16,434 --> 00:06:19,167 Now, Miss Gallo, do you have a question? 124 00:06:19,234 --> 00:06:20,300 Yes. 125 00:06:23,367 --> 00:06:25,467 Full frontal okay? 126 00:06:25,534 --> 00:06:26,934 Yes, please. 127 00:06:36,033 --> 00:06:38,334 Brad, where are the sidebars from graphics? 128 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:39,467 Oh! 129 00:06:40,834 --> 00:06:43,133 I don't know. 130 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:45,400 Brad, don't take this the wrong way, 131 00:06:45,467 --> 00:06:48,701 but you're not pretty enough to be this useless. 132 00:06:48,767 --> 00:06:50,601 Nina, I'm sorry, 133 00:06:50,667 --> 00:06:52,167 but I need to borrow Brad to take an important letter. 134 00:06:52,234 --> 00:06:53,968 Do you mind? What about Finch? 135 00:06:54,033 --> 00:06:56,234 Well, he's busy. I don't want to bother him. 136 00:06:56,300 --> 00:06:58,634 (WATCH PLAYING BEETHOVEN PIECES) 137 00:07:07,868 --> 00:07:09,334 (DOOR CLOSING) 138 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:10,734 You do know what's going on here, don't you? 139 00:07:10,801 --> 00:07:12,167 Who cares? 140 00:07:12,234 --> 00:07:15,133 Lick my watch and I'll tell you your temperature. 141 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:16,567 No, you don't get it. 142 00:07:16,634 --> 00:07:19,801 He is not working, he's amusing Jack. 143 00:07:19,868 --> 00:07:22,167 Jack doesn't need anyone to amuse him. 144 00:07:22,234 --> 00:07:23,567 He got me. 145 00:07:25,834 --> 00:07:27,234 (EXCLAIMING) 146 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:35,234 That son of a bitch! 147 00:07:38,801 --> 00:07:40,701 Oh, this one's nice. 148 00:07:40,767 --> 00:07:43,033 I mean, one look and you can tell it's the Brooklyn Bridge. 149 00:07:43,100 --> 00:07:44,234 Yeah. 150 00:07:45,467 --> 00:07:47,968 Would you call them daring? 151 00:07:48,033 --> 00:07:50,701 Well, not so much daring as... 152 00:07:50,767 --> 00:07:51,868 Inhibited? 153 00:07:51,934 --> 00:07:53,434 Yes, yes. I mean, but they're still nice. 154 00:07:53,501 --> 00:07:55,934 They're good, they're good. 155 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,234 Do you think it would help 156 00:07:58,300 --> 00:08:00,901 if I took more risks as a photographer? 157 00:08:00,968 --> 00:08:02,501 Absolutely. 158 00:08:02,567 --> 00:08:05,434 A good photographer should always work without a net. 159 00:08:05,501 --> 00:08:06,868 Well, then, 160 00:08:08,367 --> 00:08:10,133 could I borrow your studio tonight? 161 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:12,434 Sure, I could even help you tonight. 162 00:08:12,501 --> 00:08:15,067 No. I meant if you weren't going to be there. 163 00:08:15,133 --> 00:08:17,167 Oh, right. 164 00:08:17,234 --> 00:08:19,601 Yeah, I wouldn't want to ruin your work with my years of commercial experience. 165 00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:23,033 (STUTTERING) No, no, no, no, no. It's just that I'm 166 00:08:23,734 --> 00:08:25,267 doing a self-portrait, 167 00:08:25,334 --> 00:08:28,067 and I have to be 168 00:08:28,634 --> 00:08:30,033 nude. 169 00:08:30,100 --> 00:08:31,133 Oh. 170 00:08:40,133 --> 00:08:42,267 Did someone just say "nude"? 171 00:08:43,467 --> 00:08:44,501 What? 172 00:08:44,567 --> 00:08:47,634 I have an ear for certain words. 173 00:08:47,701 --> 00:08:50,434 And I'm positive I heard the word "nude." 174 00:08:50,501 --> 00:08:53,133 From the other side of the office? 175 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,968 It's kind of a gift. 176 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:01,000 "G-string." Gotta go. 177 00:09:04,234 --> 00:09:07,133 Anyway, I'm a little nervous about the assignment. 178 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:08,634 Oh, yeah, well, just remember, 179 00:09:08,701 --> 00:09:11,067 everyone in your class is going through the same thing. 180 00:09:11,133 --> 00:09:12,734 Actually, they're not. 181 00:09:12,801 --> 00:09:15,868 I'm the only one who's assigned a nude self-portrait. 182 00:09:16,334 --> 00:09:17,667 (LAUGHING) 183 00:09:18,834 --> 00:09:20,300 What's so funny? 184 00:09:20,367 --> 00:09:22,234 Maya, the guy wants to see you naked. 185 00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:23,968 What? He wants a free peek. 186 00:09:24,033 --> 00:09:25,501 No, he doesn't! Is he gay? 187 00:09:25,567 --> 00:09:26,934 No. He does! 188 00:09:29,901 --> 00:09:31,901 You just confirmed everything he said. 189 00:09:31,968 --> 00:09:34,634 That my photos are inhibited and that I should work without a net. 190 00:09:34,701 --> 00:09:37,601 Yeah, without a net, yes. Without pants, no. 191 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:41,934 Finch, have you seen my worthless assistant? 192 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,634 You mean, Sucko the Magnificent? 193 00:09:44,701 --> 00:09:45,667 He's in with Jack. 194 00:09:45,734 --> 00:09:47,801 Still? Yes. 195 00:09:47,868 --> 00:09:51,801 And I'll slit my throat if I hear one more "Ta-da" followed by "Ha!" 196 00:09:53,934 --> 00:09:56,501 I just don't get it. How'd you do that? 197 00:09:56,567 --> 00:09:58,467 Uh-uh. A magician never tells. 198 00:09:58,534 --> 00:10:00,901 Oh, we'll see. 199 00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:03,901 So, get to those reports first thing in the morning. 200 00:10:03,968 --> 00:10:05,601 You got it, Jack. 201 00:10:06,267 --> 00:10:07,300 (DOOR CLOSING) 202 00:10:07,367 --> 00:10:09,133 How'd things go in there, Brad? 203 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:11,133 Just fine, thanks. 204 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:13,067 Mmm. Get a lot of work done? 205 00:10:13,133 --> 00:10:15,634 Yes, very productive. 206 00:10:15,701 --> 00:10:17,601 For God sakes, fix yourself up. 207 00:10:17,667 --> 00:10:19,434 You're hanging out. 208 00:10:30,767 --> 00:10:32,534 Okay, okay, okay. 209 00:10:55,234 --> 00:10:56,767 (SIGHING) Okay. 210 00:11:03,267 --> 00:11:05,501 (WATCH PLAYING BEETHOVEN PIECE) 211 00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:16,300 Finch! 212 00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:18,167 Stupid watch! 213 00:11:18,234 --> 00:11:19,968 How long have you been in there? 214 00:11:20,033 --> 00:11:22,267 I'm not sure, but the NASDAQ is plummeting. 215 00:11:22,334 --> 00:11:24,334 Get out, get out! 216 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:25,834 You should be flattered. 217 00:11:25,901 --> 00:11:28,000 It was 112 degrees in there. 218 00:11:28,067 --> 00:11:29,667 Celsius. Get out. 219 00:11:33,267 --> 00:11:34,634 (EXHALES) 220 00:11:39,033 --> 00:11:40,133 Okay. 221 00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:43,467 Here goes. 222 00:11:47,734 --> 00:11:49,367 (CAMERA CLICKING) 223 00:11:59,801 --> 00:12:04,033 And so I ask you, what has Mr. Greenberg captured here? 224 00:12:04,934 --> 00:12:06,601 The essence of a flower 225 00:12:06,667 --> 00:12:10,534 or the point of view of an aggressively average thinker? 226 00:12:11,901 --> 00:12:13,701 Dude, I'm right here. 227 00:12:15,801 --> 00:12:17,400 Class dismissed. 228 00:12:24,534 --> 00:12:25,901 (CLEARING THROAT) 229 00:12:25,968 --> 00:12:28,834 Yes, Miss Gallo, can I help you? 230 00:12:28,901 --> 00:12:30,601 I have my photographs. 231 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:33,000 Wonderful. 232 00:12:33,067 --> 00:12:34,534 You're not gonna look at them now, are you? 233 00:12:34,601 --> 00:12:36,133 Well, yes, of course. Why not? 234 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:38,267 (STUTTERING) Well, 'cause I'm just a little nervous. 235 00:12:38,334 --> 00:12:41,834 This is exactly the kind of self-conscious attitude 236 00:12:41,901 --> 00:12:43,300 that's been holding you back. 237 00:12:43,367 --> 00:12:44,901 (SIGHING) As an artist, 238 00:12:44,968 --> 00:12:47,100 you should be naked in all your work, 239 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:50,000 exposing your true self to the world. 240 00:12:50,067 --> 00:12:53,000 There is nothing to be embarrassed about. 241 00:12:53,868 --> 00:12:55,100 Oh, my! 242 00:12:56,501 --> 00:12:58,334 Yeah? Woo! 243 00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:02,701 Would you look at these. 244 00:13:03,767 --> 00:13:05,701 Tremendous! 245 00:13:05,767 --> 00:13:08,400 Just tremendous! 246 00:13:08,467 --> 00:13:10,133 Really? 247 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:14,200 The composition is startling in its boldness. 248 00:13:14,267 --> 00:13:15,334 Whoa, boy. 249 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:16,601 (LAUGHING) 250 00:13:16,667 --> 00:13:18,434 (EXCLAIMING) 251 00:13:18,501 --> 00:13:22,033 The play of light and shadow. 252 00:13:22,100 --> 00:13:25,033 One could get lost in those shadows. 253 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:28,133 Wow. Thank you. 254 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:31,334 No, thank you. This is why I got into teaching. 255 00:13:32,968 --> 00:13:36,267 Well, I did feel that the assignment forced me 256 00:13:36,334 --> 00:13:39,067 to think about who I am. You know, really open up. 257 00:13:39,133 --> 00:13:42,234 Maya, I realize this is last minute, 258 00:13:42,300 --> 00:13:46,667 but I'm teaching a master class upstate this weekend. 259 00:13:46,734 --> 00:13:49,934 I didn't think you were ready, but clearly you are. 260 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,634 Oh, my God, you really think so? 261 00:13:51,701 --> 00:13:54,434 I'm sure of it. I mean, these are 262 00:13:55,434 --> 00:13:57,167 worthy of mounting. 263 00:14:05,534 --> 00:14:08,467 These contracts should be faxed over right away. 264 00:14:08,534 --> 00:14:10,434 Okay, but that might be tough. 265 00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:13,100 I recently separated my thumb. 266 00:14:13,167 --> 00:14:14,801 (SCATTING) 267 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:18,501 Cute. 268 00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:21,267 Jack, we need to talk. 269 00:14:21,334 --> 00:14:22,701 JACK: What is it? 270 00:14:22,767 --> 00:14:24,400 It's Brad. He comes in late, he takes long lunches, 271 00:14:24,467 --> 00:14:26,367 he accomplishes nothing. 272 00:14:26,434 --> 00:14:30,334 Be straight with me, Jack, are you grooming him for my position? 273 00:14:31,067 --> 00:14:32,667 Of course not. 274 00:14:32,734 --> 00:14:35,000 Well, you should know that he's become a real problem. 275 00:14:35,067 --> 00:14:37,634 I've already had to cancel one shoot because of him. 276 00:14:37,701 --> 00:14:39,100 He's costing you money. 277 00:14:39,167 --> 00:14:40,434 Oh, don't you worry about Jack. 278 00:14:40,501 --> 00:14:43,300 He's got plenty of money in his ear. 279 00:14:44,067 --> 00:14:45,334 (LAUGHING) 280 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:46,567 Stop that. 281 00:14:46,634 --> 00:14:48,200 So, can I fire Brad or not? 282 00:14:48,267 --> 00:14:50,167 No, I think he's working out just fine. 283 00:14:50,234 --> 00:14:52,133 (MUMBLING) Yeah, I'm sure you do. 284 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:53,300 Excuse me? 285 00:14:53,367 --> 00:14:54,968 Oh, nothing. 286 00:14:55,033 --> 00:14:56,868 It's just that I don't think a certain person should criticize me 287 00:14:56,934 --> 00:14:58,534 for hiring muscular assistants 288 00:14:58,601 --> 00:15:00,200 when that same certain person hires a guy 289 00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,901 just because he can escape from handcuffs! 290 00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:05,701 Which, FYI, is not all that tough. 291 00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:13,601 Hey, Jack, if you need me, I'll be by the fax machine working like a robot. 292 00:15:13,667 --> 00:15:14,934 (HUMMING) 293 00:15:19,434 --> 00:15:21,334 Are you gaining weight? 294 00:15:29,567 --> 00:15:32,067 Hey, Elliott, I'm going on a yogurt run. You want anything? 295 00:15:32,133 --> 00:15:33,701 Sure, what flavors do they got? 296 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,901 Okay, I'll get you next time. 297 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,501 Hey. 298 00:15:44,567 --> 00:15:47,667 So, what did Martin think of your nude pictures? 299 00:15:53,767 --> 00:15:55,133 Hey, guys. 300 00:15:56,334 --> 00:15:59,234 Martin happened to have loved them. 301 00:15:59,300 --> 00:16:01,334 Yeah. Because you're naked. 302 00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:05,167 For your information, he was so impressed, 303 00:16:05,234 --> 00:16:09,334 he invited me to his master class in upstate this weekend. 304 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:13,267 Oh, Maya, that's great. You know, I once posed for nude photos. 305 00:16:13,334 --> 00:16:17,367 Yeah, we've all seen your screensaver, Nina. 306 00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:19,667 You're going away with him for the weekend, are you kidding? 307 00:16:19,734 --> 00:16:21,133 I'm not going away with him, 308 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:24,367 it's a photography workshop for his advanced students. 309 00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,601 Maya, you can't go with him. 310 00:16:32,667 --> 00:16:33,767 Why not? 311 00:16:33,834 --> 00:16:35,601 Because he's just taking advantage of you. 312 00:16:35,667 --> 00:16:39,200 Well, why can't you just accept that Martin may admire me for my work? 313 00:16:39,267 --> 00:16:44,133 Because I've seen your work and it's not that good. 314 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:46,934 I had to say it. I didn't want to say it, but I said it. 315 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,634 There, I said it. 316 00:16:49,701 --> 00:16:51,501 Now you say something. 317 00:16:53,601 --> 00:16:55,267 I have to get going. I have a train to catch. 318 00:16:55,334 --> 00:16:57,167 No, say something else. 319 00:16:57,234 --> 00:16:59,167 You know what, Elliott? 320 00:17:00,267 --> 00:17:02,300 I think you're jealous of little Maya. 321 00:17:02,367 --> 00:17:04,567 Of her vision. Of her talent. 322 00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:09,334 Because maybe, just maybe, 323 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:12,868 she's becoming the artist you wish you could be. 324 00:17:15,767 --> 00:17:16,934 You're not seeing the pictures. 325 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,200 Please! 326 00:17:26,267 --> 00:17:27,801 Huh? 327 00:17:27,868 --> 00:17:29,400 It's not my card. 328 00:17:29,467 --> 00:17:31,234 Oh, it's not? 329 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,534 I don't know what happened. 330 00:17:32,601 --> 00:17:34,334 Don't worry, you can't get me every time. 331 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:37,467 (STUTTERING) Oh, here, let me make it up to you. 332 00:17:38,667 --> 00:17:40,534 This can't be. 333 00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:41,601 Oh? 334 00:17:43,367 --> 00:17:44,601 Ta-da! 335 00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:46,367 JACK: Ha! 336 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:50,534 (MUMBLING) 337 00:17:51,901 --> 00:17:53,267 "Take a..." 338 00:17:55,434 --> 00:17:57,033 Alakazam... 339 00:18:00,334 --> 00:18:01,434 Crap. 340 00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:09,767 Brad, we've been having a fun little time here these last few days, right? 341 00:18:09,834 --> 00:18:11,501 Right. 342 00:18:11,567 --> 00:18:15,534 But there comes a time when a man needs to take it to the next step. 343 00:18:15,601 --> 00:18:18,167 Oh. What are you saying? 344 00:18:18,234 --> 00:18:20,234 Tell me how you did that trick. 345 00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:23,033 Mr. Gallo, I'm not that kind of magician. 346 00:18:24,968 --> 00:18:26,067 (SIGHING) 347 00:18:26,133 --> 00:18:27,901 You know what, Brad? 348 00:18:29,033 --> 00:18:30,634 I respect that. 349 00:18:30,701 --> 00:18:32,901 Well, thank you, Mr. Gallo. Thanks a lot. 350 00:18:32,968 --> 00:18:34,067 So I'll see you later then? 351 00:18:34,133 --> 00:18:36,234 Great! Great. 352 00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:37,400 Okay. 353 00:18:41,601 --> 00:18:42,801 Dennis. 354 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:48,267 Have Brad transferred to the Denver Sales Office. 355 00:18:50,033 --> 00:18:51,434 Aha! 356 00:18:52,734 --> 00:18:54,033 Gotcha. 357 00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:56,434 Is he fired? 358 00:18:56,501 --> 00:18:57,901 (EXCLAIMING) 359 00:19:01,067 --> 00:19:05,200 Dennis. Dennis, you don't have to do tricks for me. 360 00:19:06,367 --> 00:19:09,334 But, while you're here... 361 00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:11,400 (SIGHING) 362 00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:15,367 (CLEARING THROAT) 363 00:19:15,434 --> 00:19:16,701 (HUMMING) 364 00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:21,501 (CHUCKLING) I'm such a whore. 365 00:19:30,534 --> 00:19:32,734 Elliott? What are you doing here? 366 00:19:32,801 --> 00:19:36,133 I'm sorry I said you aren't a good photographer. 367 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:38,234 You're my friend and I should've been more supportive. 368 00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:39,834 It's just that I... 369 00:19:39,901 --> 00:19:41,400 I don't trust this Martin Spancer 370 00:19:41,467 --> 00:19:43,400 and I don't want to see you get hurt. 371 00:19:43,467 --> 00:19:45,200 You came all the way up here to tell me that? 372 00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:46,934 Yes. 373 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,934 I mean, that and I've never been north of Westchester. 374 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,400 So I figured, two birds, you know... 375 00:19:53,601 --> 00:19:56,667 You know, it's funny. 376 00:19:56,734 --> 00:19:59,567 The whole ride up here, all I could think about was how much I hate you. 377 00:19:59,634 --> 00:20:00,667 Hmm. 378 00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:03,534 But now? 379 00:20:04,834 --> 00:20:06,801 But now that you're here, 380 00:20:10,267 --> 00:20:12,634 will you take a look at these? 381 00:20:12,701 --> 00:20:14,234 The red folder. 382 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:20,901 Unfortunately, your stupid opinion means something to me. 383 00:20:20,968 --> 00:20:22,501 I can't even walk into that class 384 00:20:22,567 --> 00:20:24,601 'cause I can't stop thinking about what you said. 385 00:20:24,667 --> 00:20:27,734 If you still don't think I'm a good photographer, 386 00:20:27,801 --> 00:20:30,534 I'll just forget about the whole thing. 387 00:20:30,601 --> 00:20:32,601 All right, here goes. 388 00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:43,634 Well, first things first. Dynamite body. 389 00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:45,367 (SIGHING) Elliott. 390 00:20:46,601 --> 00:20:48,501 But, more to the point, 391 00:20:50,567 --> 00:20:52,868 they're really good. 392 00:20:52,934 --> 00:20:54,601 You think? Yeah. 393 00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:56,367 I mean, technically, they're fine, they're perfect, 394 00:20:56,434 --> 00:20:59,133 but it's the attitude, you know? 395 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:02,000 The walls are down. It's a wonderful flow. 396 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:06,300 You're not just saying that? 397 00:21:06,367 --> 00:21:09,467 No, I'm not. I'm really impressed. 398 00:21:09,534 --> 00:21:11,167 I mean, maybe I was wrong about Spancer. 399 00:21:11,234 --> 00:21:14,934 Maybe I was jealous of him. 400 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,667 The point is, is that you do belong here. 401 00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:18,601 He clearly has an eye for talent. 402 00:21:18,667 --> 00:21:23,000 Okay, ladies, let's get back to nature! 403 00:21:23,067 --> 00:21:25,934 Off with your tops and into the woods! 404 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:30,300 Last one on the trampoline loses her darkroom privileges. 405 00:21:33,033 --> 00:21:35,267 Can you get me into this class? 406 00:21:39,934 --> 00:21:42,234 You know, it's a shame we have to leave. 407 00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:44,901 That lake looks so calm and serene. 408 00:21:44,968 --> 00:21:48,033 Hmm, yeah. There's not even a ripple. 409 00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:49,200 Yeah. 410 00:21:50,667 --> 00:21:51,868 Nipple? 411 00:21:59,634 --> 00:22:01,000 Ripple. 412 00:22:01,067 --> 00:22:02,601 (SOFTLY) Ripple.