1
00:00:02,501 --> 00:00:03,501
 Hey, Maya.

2
00:00:03,567 --> 00:00:05,200
 Yeah?

3
00:00:05,267 --> 00:00:06,901
   Have you ever
   really tasted
   a cup of tea?

4
00:00:06,968 --> 00:00:08,267
  Yeah.

5
00:00:08,334 --> 00:00:10,801
  But did you taste it?
  I mean, really taste it?

6
00:00:10,868 --> 00:00:12,634
Yeah.

7
00:00:12,701 --> 00:00:14,367
   Now, I'm talking
   about really,
   really savoring it.

8
00:00:14,434 --> 00:00:15,434
Sure.

9
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  What I am suggesting

10
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 is that unless you've stopped,
 opened your mind and let
 the tea swim into your soul,

11
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 then you have never
 really, truly tasted
 a cup of tea. Now here.

12
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Ew, I think the
cream went bad.

13
00:00:28,934 --> 00:00:30,133
 Yeah, I thought so.

14
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Dennis, are the
bagels here yet?

15
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In the kitchen.

16
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 Well, may I have one?

17
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I don't see
why not.

18
00:00:55,868 --> 00:00:59,701
  Is there anything
  I can do for you
  while I'm up?

19
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   You could lose
   the attitude.

20
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  Five bucks, he sniffs
  at least two bagels.

21
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  Why would he
  sniff a bagel?

22
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Dude, I don't know.
Why does he rub the
faxes on his face?

23
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Do you want
the bet or not?

24
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 Sure, five bucks.

25
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 Okay.

26
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  Here we go.
  Come on.
  There you go.

27
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  All right,
  there's one.

28
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Think about it.
  Easy.

29
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 Take it easy. Not yet.
 Sniff it.
 It's good.

30
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  Not yet. Aha.

31
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 Ah.

32
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(EXCLAIMS)

33
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   The sniffer!

34
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 Remind me not to
 eat the bagels.

35
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   Or drink
   the apple juice.

36
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   What?

37
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  You don't
  want to know.

38
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 Maya, here's the pants layout
 for our stupid magazine.

39
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Nina, is
everything okay?

40
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   Oh, you see
   right through me.

41
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 I just broke up
 with Henry.

42
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  Oh, I'm sorry.
  What happened?

43
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   Oh, I wish I could
   pinpoint where it
   all went wrong.

44
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One minute we're laughing
and kissing and talking
about the future,

45
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  and the next minute
  his wife walks in.

46
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   Nina, can I give
   you a little advice?

47
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   Oh, no, thank you.

48
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You tend to make
a lot of bad choices
when it comes to men.

49
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 How dare you?

50
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 I'd like to remind you
 that most of my marriages
 have ended in death.

51
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   I'm just saying
   that you always rush
   into these things.

52
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Maybe you should
get to know a guy

53
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   before you jump into
   a relationship with him.

54
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 Nina, there's a delivery
 guy in your office.

55
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All right. Well, Maya,
thanks for your insight

56
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 and don't hesitate
 to come to me if
 you ever get a date.

57
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  You know,
  I get busy plenty.

58
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   I know, raise
   the roof, Maya.

59
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 Hey, have you guys
 seen my sunglasses?
 I can't seem to find them.

60
00:02:55,501 --> 00:02:56,567
  Have you tried looking...

61
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Office. Did you try
looking in your office?

62
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Okay, but they're
never there.

63
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   What was that about?

64
00:03:04,968 --> 00:03:07,467
 Twenty bucks says it
 takes him till lunch to
 realize they're on his head.

65
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 You're on.

66
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DENNIS: Look
on your head.

67
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 ELLIOTT:
 No, don't do it,
 Jack. Don't do it.

68
00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:19,534
  They're still
  not in there.

69
00:03:21,667 --> 00:03:23,367
 Oh, for God...

70
00:03:27,667 --> 00:03:30,234
 Dennis, what time
 is my haircut?

71
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   2:00. Show me
   how you want it cut.

72
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 You can't do that.

73
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Well, I'm not going
anywhere till I find
those sunglasses.

74
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 Oh, hey, here
 they are. On the floor.

75
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  So close!

76
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 So close to what?

77
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Just a
stupid bet.

78
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  Ooh, action.
  I love it. Who won?

79
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  I did.

80
00:03:51,067 --> 00:03:53,334
 Way to go, Dennis.
 Tough break for you, Elliott.

81
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So, what was the bet?

82
00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:59,200
 Uh, how long it would
 take you to realize your
 glasses were on your head.

83
00:04:01,100 --> 00:04:03,133
You bet on me?

84
00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:07,400
  Well, yeah,
  but Elliott
  bet against you,

85
00:04:07,467 --> 00:04:10,200
 which I think we all
 agree is much worse.

86
00:04:17,567 --> 00:04:20,334
Nina, is that
delivery guy
still here?

87
00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:22,334
 I have something
 for him.

88
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  And apparently
  so do you.

89
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 Nina, can I talk
 to you, please?

90
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Sure.

91
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   I'll wait outside.

92
00:04:44,601 --> 00:04:48,567
 All right. But you
 absolutely, positively
 have to be here overnight.

93
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Okay, under the
broad heading of
"bad choices"

94
00:04:55,501 --> 00:04:57,434
   you should include
   "making out with
   the delivery guy."

95
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  Oh, it's not what
  it looks like.

96
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  His name is Roy
  and he was once
  everything to me.

97
00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,334
  You used to date him?

98
00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:05,000
 Oh, we haven't
 seen each other
 in over 20 years,

99
00:05:05,067 --> 00:05:07,968
but all those
old feelings were
just rushing back.

100
00:05:08,033 --> 00:05:10,033
   Oh, my God.

101
00:05:10,100 --> 00:05:12,901
   What are the odds
   that the delivery guy
   is your long lost love?

102
00:05:12,968 --> 00:05:16,067
Oh, no, Roy isn't
a delivery guy,
that's only a disguise.

103
00:05:16,133 --> 00:05:17,701
 Why does he
 need a disguise?

104
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  He just broke
  out of prison.

105
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  Wait!

106
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  Oh, what are you gonna
  lecture me about now?

107
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 That guy just
 broke out of prison?

108
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   Well, maybe not
   "broke out."

109
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 A snitch in his cell
 block got shivved

110
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and Roy simply hid
in his body bag.

111
00:05:34,868 --> 00:05:37,868
 Nina, what are you
 thinking? You just had
 a fugitive in your office!

112
00:05:37,934 --> 00:05:39,868
 Oh, and you're perfect?

113
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  You have to
  call the police.

114
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 You could be in
 a lot of trouble.

115
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 Since when is loving
 someone a crime?

116
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   Okay, remember how
   we talked about good
   choices and bad choices?

117
00:05:52,467 --> 00:05:55,734
  Would you like to take
  a stab at which category
  this falls into?

118
00:05:55,801 --> 00:05:58,334
 Maya, you're always
 saying that I'm superficial.

119
00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:01,067
But you look at Roy
and all you see
is a criminal.

120
00:06:01,133 --> 00:06:03,434
  Whereas I see him
  for what he really is,

121
00:06:03,501 --> 00:06:07,501
  handsome and sexy
  and rugged and gorgeous.

122
00:06:07,567 --> 00:06:10,634
  Nina, I can't believe
  you're gonna help
  some escaped killer!

123
00:06:10,701 --> 00:06:13,567
 He is not a killer!
 My God, what do
 you think of me?

124
00:06:13,634 --> 00:06:15,968
 Murder isn't sexy.

125
00:06:16,033 --> 00:06:17,767
 Now robbing a bank...

126
00:06:17,834 --> 00:06:19,234
 (IMITATES CAT PURRING)

127
00:06:26,968 --> 00:06:29,868
Hey, Dennis.
I just heard
Vendela's in town.

128
00:06:29,934 --> 00:06:31,767
 I want you to set up
 a lunch for me right away.

129
00:06:31,834 --> 00:06:33,667
   Hey, Jack, if you want,
   I could give her a call.

130
00:06:33,734 --> 00:06:36,033
   Or I could just
   drop by her place.
   I still have a key.

131
00:06:36,100 --> 00:06:38,300
  (LAUGHS)
  Yeah, pay up.

132
00:06:38,367 --> 00:06:39,501
  Damn it!

133
00:06:39,567 --> 00:06:41,300
   ELLIOTT:
   What's going on?

134
00:06:41,367 --> 00:06:46,033
 Dennis bet me you'd
 brag about dating Vendela
 if we brought her name up.

135
00:06:46,100 --> 00:06:49,367
 The old man
 underestimated how
 conceited you are.

136
00:06:49,434 --> 00:06:52,334
 A mistake I will
 not make again.

137
00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:55,167
 You're betting on me?
 I thought we were
 betting on him.

138
00:06:55,234 --> 00:06:56,634
 I go where the
 action takes me, dude.

139
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  There it is!

140
00:06:58,934 --> 00:07:00,701
Let me see some
dead presidents, buddy.

141
00:07:00,767 --> 00:07:01,901
   What?

142
00:07:03,501 --> 00:07:07,000
 I bet Jack you wouldn't
 say "dude" in
 the next 15 minutes.

143
00:07:07,067 --> 00:07:13,334
   But you came through
   for me like the predictable
   little monkey you are, dude.

144
00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:16,601
   I only say it
   because I can't
   remember your names.

145
00:07:22,067 --> 00:07:23,834
 And where is
 this scar from?

146
00:07:23,901 --> 00:07:26,200
  Oh, one of the
  Martinez brothers

147
00:07:26,267 --> 00:07:30,067
 thought I stole his
 volleyball and he came
 at me with a knife.

148
00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:32,467
 And this one?

149
00:07:32,534 --> 00:07:34,434
Pillow fight.

150
00:07:34,501 --> 00:07:37,167
Big Rastafarian
got me with the zipper.

151
00:07:38,467 --> 00:07:40,334
 Oh, poor baby.

152
00:07:42,167 --> 00:07:45,100
  Oh, you know,
  you're much stronger
  than I remembered.

153
00:07:45,167 --> 00:07:47,534
Yeah, I lifted
weights in the yard

154
00:07:47,601 --> 00:07:51,400
   to defend myself
   against the advances
   of other men.

155
00:07:51,467 --> 00:07:52,567
 How did you make out?

156
00:07:52,634 --> 00:07:55,567
  Ah, you win some,
  you lose some.

157
00:07:58,067 --> 00:08:01,300
I just... I just
can't believe
you're really here.

158
00:08:01,367 --> 00:08:03,634
   Neither can I.

159
00:08:03,701 --> 00:08:06,934
  It was pretty
  rough in there,

160
00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:09,133
   but you know
   what helped me
   get through it?

161
00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:10,200
   You did.

162
00:08:10,267 --> 00:08:12,033
 I did?

163
00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:14,567
 Even when they
 tossed me in solitary,

164
00:08:14,634 --> 00:08:18,667
   I'd sit in the dark
   for hours and I'd
   just think about you.

165
00:08:18,734 --> 00:08:23,200
 And then I'd eat a bug
 and think about you some more.

166
00:08:23,267 --> 00:08:25,434
 Oh, you must
 really be into me.

167
00:08:25,501 --> 00:08:30,167
 Are you kidding me?
 You helped me get
 through the last 20 years.

168
00:08:30,234 --> 00:08:32,434
 I'd talk about you for
 hours with my cellmates.

169
00:08:32,501 --> 00:08:35,067
  Yeah? What did
  they think?

170
00:08:35,133 --> 00:08:37,868
   You may get
   some letters.

171
00:08:37,934 --> 00:08:39,634
   It'd be nice if
   you could write back.

172
00:08:39,701 --> 00:08:41,734
   Anything to
   help our boys.

173
00:08:45,167 --> 00:08:46,868
 (MOANS)

174
00:08:48,868 --> 00:08:49,934
  Oh, Nina.

175
00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,834
Roy, I know what
you're gonna say.

176
00:08:51,901 --> 00:08:53,701
You want to
make love to me.

177
00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:55,467
 I almost just did.

178
00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:01,200
  Roy, I want to take
  you into that bedroom

179
00:09:01,267 --> 00:09:02,868
and reintroduce you
to the female body.

180
00:09:02,934 --> 00:09:05,434
   Oh, thank you.
   But I can't.

181
00:09:05,501 --> 00:09:07,200
   What's that?
 Well,

182
00:09:07,267 --> 00:09:10,267
 it's hard to explain,
 but I have this pushy
 friend named Maya

183
00:09:10,334 --> 00:09:12,133
 who's always
 judging me.

184
00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:14,801
   You mean that
   little Puerto Rican
   girl from work?

185
00:09:14,868 --> 00:09:17,000
 She's pointed out
 that I have a history

186
00:09:17,067 --> 00:09:19,400
 of making bad choices
 when it comes to men

187
00:09:19,467 --> 00:09:22,067
 and while I sometimes
 rush into things and I just...

188
00:09:22,133 --> 00:09:24,100
 I just want this
 relationship to work.

189
00:09:24,167 --> 00:09:25,667
When did this
discussion take place?

190
00:09:25,734 --> 00:09:26,767
   Today.

191
00:09:26,834 --> 00:09:28,267
 So you mean if this
 was yesterday...

192
00:09:28,334 --> 00:09:30,934
 I'd be pleasuring
 you in ways you
 can't even imagine.

193
00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,200
   I had to take one day
   to go see the ocean!

194
00:09:33,267 --> 00:09:35,300
  (BANGING ON DOOR)

195
00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:36,434
   Oh, my God,
   it's the police.

196
00:09:36,501 --> 00:09:37,467
   Oh, it's not
   the police.

197
00:09:37,534 --> 00:09:38,567
   MAN: It's the FBI.

198
00:09:38,634 --> 00:09:41,000
  See, I told you.

199
00:09:41,067 --> 00:09:42,067
   I gotta get
   out of here.

200
00:09:42,133 --> 00:09:43,400
 What? Wait. Well,
 you just got here.

201
00:09:43,467 --> 00:09:44,834
  I hate this,
  but I have no choice.

202
00:09:44,901 --> 00:09:45,901
   (BANGING ON DOOR)

203
00:09:45,968 --> 00:09:47,801
 Uh, just a second.

204
00:09:50,133 --> 00:09:51,434
   I tell you what,
   tell you what.

205
00:09:51,501 --> 00:09:53,267
 Why don't you
 come with me?
   Where?

206
00:09:53,334 --> 00:09:54,601
   I don't know.
   We'll run away.
   We'll go to Mexico.

207
00:09:54,667 --> 00:09:56,300
I can't go
to Mexico.

208
00:09:56,367 --> 00:09:57,667
   Why not?
   Well, they won't let
   me in anymore.

209
00:09:57,734 --> 00:09:59,400
   (BANGING ON DOOR)

210
00:09:59,467 --> 00:10:00,667
  MAN: Miss Van Horn?

211
00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:03,834
 Yeah, one more second.
 I'm just getting dressed.

212
00:10:03,901 --> 00:10:06,133
I'm sorry, Roy.
I can't go with you.

213
00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:08,334
  Fine. I'll go out
  the back way.

214
00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:12,067
 Well, there is
 no back way.

215
00:10:12,133 --> 00:10:14,300
 You've got to take him
 someplace. You've got
 to get him out of here.

216
00:10:14,367 --> 00:10:16,033
 Just for a few minutes
 so I can sneak out.

217
00:10:16,100 --> 00:10:17,100
   (BANGING ON DOOR)

218
00:10:17,167 --> 00:10:19,434
Coming!
Oh, Roy.

219
00:10:19,501 --> 00:10:20,601
  I guess this
  is goodbye.

220
00:10:20,667 --> 00:10:23,734
  Yeah, I guess
  it has to be.

221
00:10:23,801 --> 00:10:26,968
 I guess...it sounds like
 a crazy question,

222
00:10:27,033 --> 00:10:29,167
 but do you have anything
 I could use as a disguise?

223
00:10:29,234 --> 00:10:31,400
  Well, I do have
  a Catholic schoolgirl
  outfit in my closet.

224
00:10:31,467 --> 00:10:32,501
 Oh!

225
00:10:32,567 --> 00:10:33,767
   (BANGING ON DOOR)

226
00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:44,834
  Hello, I'm
  Special Agent Morris.

227
00:10:44,901 --> 00:10:47,567
Well, someone thinks
highly of himself.

228
00:10:49,434 --> 00:10:51,834
A Mr. Roy Platt
escaped from prison

229
00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:53,667
  and we know
  he's written you
  some letters.

230
00:10:53,734 --> 00:10:55,100
   Has he tried
   to contact you?

231
00:10:55,167 --> 00:10:56,767
  No.

232
00:10:56,834 --> 00:10:58,167
  Well, do you have
  any idea at all
  where he might go?

233
00:10:58,234 --> 00:10:59,968
   I know he didn't
   go to Mexico.

234
00:11:00,033 --> 00:11:01,767
How do you know that?

235
00:11:01,834 --> 00:11:06,133
  Because he loves tap water.
  That's all he
  ever talked about.

236
00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:08,968
  Listen, do you mind if
  we step inside, sit down?

237
00:11:09,033 --> 00:11:10,334
   I'd like to
   take some notes.

238
00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:12,133
  Uh, you know what?
  I'm starving.

239
00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:13,734
 I was just about to go
 get something to eat.

240
00:11:13,801 --> 00:11:15,767
 Would you care
 to join me?

241
00:11:15,834 --> 00:11:20,000
   Well, actually,
   I swore I wouldn't eat
   until I found Roy Platt.

242
00:11:20,067 --> 00:11:24,334
   But then again you say
   bold things when you're
   full of French toast.

243
00:11:25,634 --> 00:11:27,167
Okay, let's go.

244
00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:37,367
  Your friend Binnie sounds
  like quite a character.

245
00:11:37,434 --> 00:11:40,834
   When you said she
   has Grace Kelly's nose,
   I assumed you meant

246
00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:42,868
 there was some
 resemblance.

247
00:11:46,567 --> 00:11:49,801
   Well, thank you, Justin,
   for a wonderful dinner.

248
00:11:49,868 --> 00:11:52,234
   I don't know how you
   ate all that steak.

249
00:11:52,300 --> 00:11:55,100
 All I know is this,
 food will not pass
 these lips again

250
00:11:55,167 --> 00:11:57,434
   until Roy Platt
   is behind bars.

251
00:11:58,400 --> 00:11:59,834
 Huh.
What?

252
00:11:59,901 --> 00:12:03,334
I just forgot that's
the reason you're here.
Roy, I mean.

253
00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:06,200
  Listen, maybe
  after I catch him,

254
00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:08,267
 we could go
 out sometime.

255
00:12:08,334 --> 00:12:09,400
   I'd like that.

256
00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:11,400
 Then again, we chase
 some guys for years,

257
00:12:11,467 --> 00:12:14,300
 so I'll just
 call you tomorrow.

258
00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:16,834
Maybe we can eat
at that Chinese place
we passed on the way back.

259
00:12:16,901 --> 00:12:18,100
   Oh, that'd be great.

260
00:12:18,167 --> 00:12:19,567
  Or the little Greek joint
  on the corner.

261
00:12:19,634 --> 00:12:21,567
Or both.
Yeah, or both.

262
00:12:24,934 --> 00:12:27,701
   I really had a
   nice time tonight.

263
00:12:27,767 --> 00:12:29,334
 And I certainly
 wasn't expecting it.

264
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:32,400
   Oh, believe me,
   neither was I.

265
00:12:32,467 --> 00:12:34,133
 Well...

266
00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:35,567
  Goodnight.

267
00:12:52,133 --> 00:12:54,167
(SCREAMS)
 Surprise!

268
00:12:54,234 --> 00:12:56,334
  Roy? What are you
  still doing here?

269
00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,534
   I was all the way
   to that train station
   when I realized

270
00:12:58,601 --> 00:13:02,300
  the only thing I really
  need is right here.

271
00:13:02,367 --> 00:13:03,934
  It is?

272
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,734
It doesn't matter
what happens, Nina.

273
00:13:06,801 --> 00:13:09,801
 I just want to be with you.
 I want to take care of you.

274
00:13:09,868 --> 00:13:12,534
Look, I even
baked you cookies.

275
00:13:14,701 --> 00:13:18,267
  Chocolate chip and
  peanut butter crunch.

276
00:13:18,334 --> 00:13:19,934
 I can't believe
 you came back for me.

277
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,267
  I can't believe I
  thought about leaving.

278
00:13:22,334 --> 00:13:24,634
   So which one
   do you want?

279
00:13:27,667 --> 00:13:30,467
  Oh, they're both so good.
  I can't choose!

280
00:13:45,067 --> 00:13:46,067
 Morning, boys.

281
00:13:46,133 --> 00:13:47,801
Yes!
   Damn!

282
00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:51,667
 I told you.
 He never says "Good."
 Only "Morning."

283
00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:54,834
Ha!
  Damn!

284
00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:56,100
What?
   I knew you'd

285
00:13:56,167 --> 00:13:58,634
   dance like a
   jackass before noon.

286
00:13:58,701 --> 00:14:00,300
  Ha! Come to Papa!

287
00:14:00,367 --> 00:14:01,734
   Yes!
No!

288
00:14:01,801 --> 00:14:03,734
What?
  Who says,
  "Come to Papa"?

289
00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,701
What? Everyone says
"Come to Papa."

290
00:14:05,767 --> 00:14:07,000
  And again!
  No,

291
00:14:07,067 --> 00:14:08,334
   you didn't say
   to pay every time.

292
00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:09,868
  So are you
  questioning
  the rules?

293
00:14:09,934 --> 00:14:10,934
You're freaking right.

294
00:14:11,033 --> 00:14:12,033
  Yes!
 Damn!

295
00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:13,133
  No!

296
00:14:15,534 --> 00:14:17,367
 Maya, I need your help.

297
00:14:17,434 --> 00:14:18,667
 Did you talk
 to the police?
 I did.

298
00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:19,734
And?
 We're dating.

299
00:14:19,801 --> 00:14:21,567
What?
 All right.

300
00:14:21,634 --> 00:14:24,434
  Let me explain this
  to you in a way that
  you can relate to it.

301
00:14:24,501 --> 00:14:26,834
 Say you're home
 curled up with a book.

302
00:14:26,901 --> 00:14:29,701
 You're reading a
 favorite classic like...

303
00:14:29,767 --> 00:14:31,868
  Well, the title
  doesn't matter.

304
00:14:31,934 --> 00:14:35,834
The important thing is
the book just broke out
of jail to see you.

305
00:14:35,901 --> 00:14:38,234
 Now, so you open the door
 and discover another book.

306
00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:40,100
 A tall, handsome book
 with a shiny badge...

307
00:14:40,167 --> 00:14:42,234
Wait a second.

308
00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:46,868
   You're dating an escaped
   fugitive and the cop
   who's hunting him down?

309
00:14:46,934 --> 00:14:50,367
   Oh, look, Maya, I know
   it's wrong. I never date
   two guys at the same time,

310
00:14:50,434 --> 00:14:55,834
  with the notable exception
  of the amazing Ching brothers
  who were joined at the hip.

311
00:14:55,901 --> 00:14:59,534
   But I only loved
   the one on the right.

312
00:14:59,601 --> 00:15:02,367
   Okay, even if that
   really did happen,
   it's beside the point.

313
00:15:02,434 --> 00:15:05,067
  You're right. I know, I know.
  This is about Roy and Justin.

314
00:15:05,133 --> 00:15:07,067
  You have to help
  me make a choice.

315
00:15:07,133 --> 00:15:10,100
   Here, I made a list weighing
   their pros and cons.

316
00:15:10,167 --> 00:15:11,434
  Roy is a con!

317
00:15:11,501 --> 00:15:13,901
   I know. I have
   that right here. See?

318
00:15:15,434 --> 00:15:18,467
 "Pros. Roy is patient
 and supportive.

319
00:15:18,534 --> 00:15:21,167
  "Justin is sweet
  and protective.

320
00:15:21,234 --> 00:15:26,033
  "Cons. Roy will most
  likely be hunted down
  and arrested within days.

321
00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:28,133
 "Justin works long hours."

322
00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:31,501
Nina, don't you
see what's happening?

323
00:15:31,567 --> 00:15:35,367
  You are being faced with
  the most basic decision.

324
00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:38,000
 Good versus evil.

325
00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:40,734
  That really can't
  be that tough.

326
00:15:40,801 --> 00:15:43,400
  Good versus evil.

327
00:15:45,067 --> 00:15:47,400
  What do you choose?

328
00:15:49,334 --> 00:15:53,467
I know from the tone
of your voice that the
answer must be obvious.

329
00:16:02,968 --> 00:16:04,434
Psst. Maya.

330
00:16:04,501 --> 00:16:06,267
 (GASPS) Oh, my God,
 what are you doing here?

331
00:16:06,334 --> 00:16:10,367
Hey. Uh,
quick question.

332
00:16:10,434 --> 00:16:12,033
 I wanted to get
 Nina something special.

333
00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:13,901
 Something really,
 really nice.

334
00:16:13,968 --> 00:16:17,601
 And I was wondering, is
 there anything that she's
 had her eye on recently?

335
00:16:18,734 --> 00:16:19,767
 You're a criminal!

336
00:16:19,834 --> 00:16:21,100
   Money's no object.

337
00:16:22,634 --> 00:16:23,934
You're a fugitive!

338
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,601
 Okay. Let's get over
 the shock and surprise,

339
00:16:26,667 --> 00:16:28,267
 and try and focus on Nina.

340
00:16:28,334 --> 00:16:30,033
   I was thinking
   maybe a DVD player.

341
00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:31,901
 The quality's terrific.
 We had 'em in prison.

342
00:16:31,968 --> 00:16:34,000
   You better
   leave right now!

343
00:16:34,067 --> 00:16:36,767
 Do Nina a favor
 and stay gone.

344
00:16:36,834 --> 00:16:41,467
 Maybe a little pendant
 with some butterflies on it.

345
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,567
   Would you stop?

346
00:16:43,634 --> 00:16:45,701
Okay.

347
00:16:45,767 --> 00:16:47,667
  Obviously I'm not
  the kind of guy you
  want your friend dating.

348
00:16:47,734 --> 00:16:49,501
Uh-huh.

349
00:16:49,567 --> 00:16:51,133
  But I love Nina.

350
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:53,667
I have since
the day we met.

351
00:16:53,734 --> 00:16:57,400
 And if 20 years
 in prison hasn't changed
 that, nothing will.

352
00:16:57,467 --> 00:16:58,767
 (INHALES)

353
00:16:58,834 --> 00:17:00,601
So what do you say?

354
00:17:05,367 --> 00:17:08,367
   She may have mentioned
   a black velvet overcoat.

355
00:17:09,667 --> 00:17:11,434
  Thanks.

356
00:17:11,501 --> 00:17:14,067
   And in time
   I hope you'll come
   to see me as just...

357
00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:15,601
  ...a regular guy.

358
00:17:17,734 --> 00:17:19,100
Take care.

359
00:17:50,601 --> 00:17:52,167
  My nose itches.

360
00:17:53,467 --> 00:17:55,200
 So scratch it.

361
00:17:55,267 --> 00:17:57,467
  You'd love that,
  wouldn't you?

362
00:18:02,667 --> 00:18:05,067
 Dennis, could you
 get me a water?

363
00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:07,200
Why?

364
00:18:09,267 --> 00:18:14,000
 Somebody got a bet on
 how many tugs it takes me to
 open the refrigerator door?

365
00:18:14,067 --> 00:18:15,434
   No way.

366
00:18:16,334 --> 00:18:18,200
(PHONE RINGING)

367
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:23,734
 It's your line, Elliott.

368
00:18:24,801 --> 00:18:25,868
  Aren't you
  gonna answer it?

369
00:18:25,934 --> 00:18:27,901
   (PHONE CONTINUES RINGING)

370
00:18:29,133 --> 00:18:30,300
 Nope.

371
00:18:32,567 --> 00:18:33,868
  Might be Vendela.

372
00:18:33,934 --> 00:18:35,400
  Yeah, Vendela.

373
00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:40,567
 I'm not biting, guys.

374
00:18:40,634 --> 00:18:43,167
   As far as
   I'm concerned,
   the phone can

375
00:18:43,234 --> 00:18:46,300
 keep ringing and...

376
00:18:46,367 --> 00:18:49,567
...ringing...all day.

377
00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:57,267
  Hello? Hello?

378
00:18:59,667 --> 00:19:01,601
 That's it.
 I'm out.

379
00:19:01,667 --> 00:19:03,367
   I can't live this way.

380
00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:05,033
  Bet on me
  all you want!

381
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:07,200
 Judge me! Watch me!

382
00:19:07,267 --> 00:19:10,767
   Bet on how many breaths
   I take or how many times
   I blink. I don't care!

383
00:19:10,834 --> 00:19:12,367
I'm not taking it
anymore! You hear that?

384
00:19:12,434 --> 00:19:15,267
  I can't take it!
  I just want my life back!

385
00:19:19,567 --> 00:19:21,367
 Pay up.
  Damn!

386
00:19:30,501 --> 00:19:32,267
   Okay, you can look.

387
00:19:33,367 --> 00:19:35,567
Oh, my God!
  Do you like it?

388
00:19:35,634 --> 00:19:39,200
  Oh. I love it.
  It's beautiful.

389
00:19:39,267 --> 00:19:40,868
   You're beautiful.

390
00:19:42,701 --> 00:19:43,901
   (BANGING ON DOOR)

391
00:19:43,968 --> 00:19:46,167
   Just a sec.
   I'll be right back.

392
00:19:46,234 --> 00:19:47,534
  Okay.

393
00:19:51,467 --> 00:19:52,634
   Hey.

394
00:19:54,100 --> 00:19:55,434
  What are you
  doing here?

395
00:19:55,501 --> 00:19:57,000
  This is for you.

396
00:19:57,067 --> 00:19:59,334
  Oh, thank you.
  That's so sweet of you.

397
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:02,000
 I can't believe you
 came all the way over
 here just to give me this.

398
00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:04,033
 Well, actually, I was
 in the neighborhood.

399
00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:08,000
   We have video
   of Roy stealing
   a coat from Macy's.

400
00:20:08,067 --> 00:20:11,734
Why would he go into
a department store
and risk being spotted?

401
00:20:11,801 --> 00:20:13,701
  Huh, that's a
  good question.

402
00:20:13,767 --> 00:20:16,767
 You know,
 he had the sales lady
 try on eight coats

403
00:20:16,834 --> 00:20:21,400
before he ripped one off
her back and jumped through
a plate glass window.

404
00:20:21,467 --> 00:20:24,234
  That's the sweetest
  thing I ever heard.

405
00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:26,734
 Anyway, you want
 to go get a crepe?

406
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,834
Or a falafel,
do you like...

407
00:20:30,901 --> 00:20:33,434
  Look, Justin...

408
00:20:33,501 --> 00:20:35,000
Come with me.

409
00:20:36,534 --> 00:20:39,100
Roy, this is Justin.

410
00:20:39,167 --> 00:20:42,200
 Justin, I know this is
 hard for you, but I've
 made a decision.

411
00:20:42,267 --> 00:20:44,033
 Roy is the man I love.

412
00:20:44,100 --> 00:20:45,300
   Wait a minute.

413
00:20:45,367 --> 00:20:47,167
  Oh, no, Justin,
  you're a dear sweet man,

414
00:20:47,234 --> 00:20:48,601
but it just
wasn't meant to be.

415
00:20:48,667 --> 00:20:51,701
 Um, Nina...
 No, no, Roy,
 let me finish.

416
00:20:51,767 --> 00:20:53,868
 I hope that someday
 you can be happy for me.

417
00:20:53,934 --> 00:20:55,667
   Roy is my soul mate.

418
00:20:55,734 --> 00:20:57,601
  Good choices,
  bad choices be damned.

419
00:20:57,667 --> 00:20:59,167
This is the man I want
to grow old with.

420
00:20:59,234 --> 00:21:01,100
 Uh, honey, could I talk
 to you in the hallway?

421
00:21:01,167 --> 00:21:03,100
Okay, Roy,
you know the drill.

422
00:21:03,167 --> 00:21:05,067
   Oh, hell. But I've got
   cookies in the oven.

423
00:21:05,133 --> 00:21:06,534
Cookies?

424
00:21:06,601 --> 00:21:08,667
 No, forget it. Get up.

425
00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:10,133
What is going on here?

426
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:11,567
  I'm taking him
  back to prison.

427
00:21:11,634 --> 00:21:13,267
   Why, just because
   I won't go out with you?

428
00:21:13,334 --> 00:21:15,300
   Nina, dear...
  Quiet. Move it.

429
00:21:15,367 --> 00:21:17,901
 Oh, this is so petty.

430
00:21:17,968 --> 00:21:20,267
 You're just jealous
 because you know
 that I finally decided

431
00:21:20,334 --> 00:21:22,734
 to make love
 to him tonight.

432
00:21:22,801 --> 00:21:24,167
  (EXCLAIMS IN FRUSTRATION)

433
00:21:25,734 --> 00:21:28,801
For a moment
I thought you were
the sensitive one!

434
00:21:28,868 --> 00:21:32,434
  Yeah, well, now I know
  I made the right choice!

435
00:21:32,501 --> 00:21:33,734
  Call me?

436
00:21:43,567 --> 00:21:48,000
 * Life keeps bringing me
 back to you

437
00:21:48,067 --> 00:21:51,767
 * Keeps bringing me home

438
00:21:51,834 --> 00:21:54,868
    * It don't matter
    what I wanna do

439
00:21:54,934 --> 00:22:01,501
    * 'Cause it's got
    a mind of its own

440
00:22:01,567 --> 00:22:05,267
 * Life keeps bringing me
 back to you *