1
00:00:13,033 --> 00:00:16,234
 So, it's three votes for doing
 "A History of Panties,"

2
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  and one vote against.

3
00:00:17,767 --> 00:00:19,868
  Maya, once again,
  I'm sorry.

4
00:00:20,601 --> 00:00:22,734
 Next item of business...

5
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   Morning, mortals.
 You're late.

6
00:00:24,801 --> 00:00:26,167
Ask me why.

7
00:00:26,234 --> 00:00:27,701
  Next item of business...

8
00:00:27,767 --> 00:00:30,467
 Okay, I'll tell you.
 Today's the proudest
 day of my life.

9
00:00:30,534 --> 00:00:33,434
   Aw, did you draw
   something we can
   stick on the fridge?

10
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 (LAUGHING)

11
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 Oh, Nina,
 always a delight.

12
00:00:36,234 --> 00:00:38,534
   All right,
   what did he
   put on my back?

13
00:00:38,601 --> 00:00:39,834
 I've got big, big news.

14
00:00:39,901 --> 00:00:41,334
  Fine. What is it?

15
00:00:43,667 --> 00:00:45,534
Adrienne and I
are getting married.

16
00:00:47,701 --> 00:00:50,801
Are you on
the crack, boy?

17
00:00:50,868 --> 00:00:55,267
  I'm serious. I love her.
  She loves me.
  So we're getting married.

18
00:00:55,334 --> 00:00:57,000
  I think Jack
  asked you a question.

19
00:00:58,100 --> 00:01:00,000
 People, come on!
 I'm getting married!

20
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  All right, congratulations,
  Dennis. Congratulations.

21
00:01:02,267 --> 00:01:04,167
My God.
 Yeah! There you go.

22
00:01:04,234 --> 00:01:07,033
  I can't quite believe it,
  but I guess, congratulations.

23
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Okay, thank you.

24
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  Wait. You didn't
  grab my ass.

25
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 It didn't occur to me.

26
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Finch, you are in love!

27
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  Well done, boy. Enjoy it.

28
00:01:18,868 --> 00:01:21,934
There's nothing
like the magic of
marriage number one.

29
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   Oh, wow, Dad. That's the
   nicest thing you've
   ever said about Mom.

30
00:01:26,901 --> 00:01:29,434
Good God. Number one
was your mother?

31
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 Finch, I'm
 so excited. So proud.

32
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 Thank you.

33
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  And a little nervous.

34
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   I mean, designing your
   wedding is an
   enormous responsibility.

35
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   What?
  Well, I'm just
  dizzy with ideas.

36
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 Are you allergic to swans?
 I mean, as an entree?

37
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  Hi, everyone.

38
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 Congratulations.
  Thank you. Thank you.

39
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   Good morning, honey.

40
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 (BOTH MOANING)
 Yeah.

41
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Oh.

42
00:01:54,701 --> 00:01:57,400
Who's my
tickle-monkey?
Me!

43
00:01:57,467 --> 00:02:00,100
 Who's my
 squirmy bear?
I am!

44
00:02:01,033 --> 00:02:03,734
Who's my little
inch-worm?

45
00:02:03,801 --> 00:02:05,534
 Honey, I'm not crazy
 about that last one.

46
00:02:07,100 --> 00:02:09,100
 JACK: Look at you two.

47
00:02:09,167 --> 00:02:11,100
  This is all
  happening so quickly.

48
00:02:11,167 --> 00:02:13,868
I know, but Dennis
says it's like he's
known me for years.

49
00:02:13,934 --> 00:02:16,267
Well, he's probably been
going through your garbage.

50
00:02:17,767 --> 00:02:19,968
 Anyway, sometimes
 I think two people
 just connect.

51
00:02:20,033 --> 00:02:22,501
   Right,
   my little Wocky?

52
00:02:22,567 --> 00:02:25,267
 It's Wookie.
 Did you get that?

53
00:02:25,334 --> 00:02:27,501
 She said Wocky.
 She said it wrong.
 Isn't that cute?

54
00:02:27,567 --> 00:02:28,601
  (CHUCKLING)

55
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  It is so cute.
  Excuse me.

56
00:02:32,534 --> 00:02:34,200
 Hey, what's
 the matter with you?

57
00:02:34,267 --> 00:02:35,300
 Nothing.

58
00:02:35,367 --> 00:02:36,868
 Aren't you excited
 for Finch?

59
00:02:36,934 --> 00:02:41,033
 Look, I admire Finch's
 scams as much
 as the next guy.

60
00:02:41,100 --> 00:02:43,767
  But conning
  some confused model
  into getting married,

61
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 that's something else.

62
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 What the hell is this?

63
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  I think you're jealous.

64
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  Please. Of Finch?

65
00:02:51,567 --> 00:02:54,000
   That's right.
   You can't stand that
   he's found real love.

66
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 (SCOFFING) Real love?

67
00:02:55,434 --> 00:02:56,601
   Have you ever been
   to his apartment?

68
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  He has a toy nipple
  for a doorbell.

69
00:03:00,434 --> 00:03:04,334
   Well, all I can say is
   I couldn't be happier
   for you two kids.

70
00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:05,934
  This calls for a celebration.

71
00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,501
   Hey, let's go downstairs
   and get bombed.

72
00:03:08,567 --> 00:03:11,133
 Nina, it's 10:00
 in the morning.

73
00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:12,601
   I'm sorry, Jack.

74
00:03:12,667 --> 00:03:15,601
 Now let's leave
 quietly, or everyone
 will wanna come.

75
00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:33,434
 Let's see.
 Ah, here it is.

76
00:03:33,501 --> 00:03:35,868
 Now pay close
 attention, dear.

77
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 You may find an
 inspirational theme from
 one of my own weddings.

78
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  Why do you
  keep your wedding
  albums at work?

79
00:03:42,934 --> 00:03:45,300
Oh, I tend to move a lot
and often at night.

80
00:03:45,367 --> 00:03:47,267
 Now,

81
00:03:47,334 --> 00:03:50,567
   here I am in a Vera Wang
   gown with a lace bodice,

82
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   while here I chose
   an Oscar de la Renta
   number with a low back.

83
00:03:54,701 --> 00:03:56,767
Well, I like this one
with the Arabian theme.

84
00:03:56,834 --> 00:04:00,100
 Oh, yes,
 wedding number four.

85
00:04:00,167 --> 00:04:02,667
   Look, the bridesmaids
   are dressed
   like harem girls!

86
00:04:02,734 --> 00:04:05,133
  No, dear, those are
  the sultan's other wives.

87
00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:09,133
 Can I tell you guys
 a secret?
Mmm.

88
00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:11,100
 You drugged her.
 You hypnotized her.

89
00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:13,067
   You told her
   you were a Kennedy.

90
00:04:16,367 --> 00:04:17,701
 This morning,

91
00:04:17,767 --> 00:04:20,767
  I sold my entire collection
  of rare comic books.

92
00:04:20,834 --> 00:04:22,667
What? You did not.
  Yes, I did.

93
00:04:22,734 --> 00:04:24,601
Why the hell would you
do something like that?

94
00:04:24,667 --> 00:04:25,667
 Because I wanna
 buy Adrienne

95
00:04:25,734 --> 00:04:27,601
 the most beautiful
 ring in the world.

96
00:04:27,667 --> 00:04:30,067
   Oh, my God, you are
   in love with her.

97
00:04:30,133 --> 00:04:32,334
   Mmm-hmm.
   Yeah, not with you.

98
00:04:36,267 --> 00:04:39,234
 And don't forget to
 hire a stripper for
 your bachelorette party.

99
00:04:39,300 --> 00:04:42,033
 It may be your
 last chance to see
 a full-scale male body.

100
00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:48,567
   So, I have to ask
   what made the two of you
   decide to get married?

101
00:04:48,634 --> 00:04:50,901
 Oh, I was young.
 He was a sultan.

102
00:04:52,567 --> 00:04:53,634
  Oh, her.

103
00:04:54,834 --> 00:04:56,534
   So many reasons.

104
00:04:56,601 --> 00:04:59,167
   Dennis is sweet,
   and funny,

105
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   and so forgiving.

106
00:05:00,767 --> 00:05:03,400
 He makes me
 wanna work
 on all my flaws.

107
00:05:03,467 --> 00:05:05,701
  And what flaws
  would those be?

108
00:05:05,767 --> 00:05:09,133
Oh, all sorts of stuff.
Dennis made a list.

109
00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:11,100
   It's here someplace.

110
00:05:11,167 --> 00:05:13,634
He made a list
of your flaws?

111
00:05:13,701 --> 00:05:15,868
   We believe in
   total honesty.

112
00:05:15,934 --> 00:05:18,534
  For instance, he told me
  about the two of you.

113
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  Me and Finch?

114
00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:23,801
  Maya, we all
  have animal urges.

115
00:05:23,868 --> 00:05:25,834
  Just remember,
  I don't share my men.

116
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  (GLASS TINKLING)

117
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 I propose a toast.

118
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   To the bride,
   to the groom,

119
00:05:37,100 --> 00:05:39,200
and to God's warped
sense of humor.

120
00:05:41,734 --> 00:05:44,067
   First the
   duck-billed platypus,

121
00:05:45,634 --> 00:05:47,400
and now this.
I'm kidding, of course.

122
00:05:47,467 --> 00:05:48,968
  Drink up.

123
00:05:56,100 --> 00:05:58,000
  I think you were right
  about Finch and Adrienne.

124
00:05:58,067 --> 00:05:59,734
   No, you were right.
   He's in love.

125
00:05:59,801 --> 00:06:01,501
No, you were right when
you said it was wrong.

126
00:06:01,567 --> 00:06:03,400
No, I was wrong
and now I'm right.

127
00:06:03,467 --> 00:06:05,534
  Finch has the right
  to love without us
  thinking it's wrong, right?

128
00:06:06,100 --> 00:06:07,868
  What?

129
00:06:07,934 --> 00:06:10,534
 Hey, what are you
 two talking about?

130
00:06:10,601 --> 00:06:12,133
  I say Finch is in love.

131
00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:13,734
  I say he's using her.

132
00:06:13,801 --> 00:06:16,067
  I say one more drink
  and let's all go shopping.

133
00:06:22,067 --> 00:06:23,701
 Man, I forgot
 how great it is

134
00:06:23,767 --> 00:06:25,234
   to have martinis
   during the day.

135
00:06:25,300 --> 00:06:26,934
Makes the afternoon
fly by.

136
00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,367
 It's 11:30.

137
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  Well, this blows.

138
00:06:32,968 --> 00:06:34,767
 Hey,

139
00:06:34,834 --> 00:06:38,367
by the way, I dropped
your name at that ring shop
on 54th like you told me.

140
00:06:38,434 --> 00:06:40,667
 Yeah, and?

141
00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:43,167
 Check it out.
   Hey, very nice.

142
00:06:43,234 --> 00:06:44,634
 Was it pricey?
  I'll say.

143
00:06:44,701 --> 00:06:47,567
 But they told me
 about the two year
 salary rule.

144
00:06:47,634 --> 00:06:49,267
  You mean
  two months' salary.

145
00:06:50,801 --> 00:06:52,334
Right, that's
what I meant.

146
00:06:56,767 --> 00:06:58,868
 We should just
 agree to disagree.

147
00:06:58,934 --> 00:07:01,901
   Exactly. I mean,
   we both want what's best
   for Finch and Adrienne.

148
00:07:01,968 --> 00:07:03,267
 Of course.
   And I just
   happen to think

149
00:07:03,334 --> 00:07:04,601
  he's catching her
  on the rebound.

150
00:07:04,667 --> 00:07:06,334
  And I think
  he's truly in love.

151
00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:08,767
  And I think
  he's taking advantage
  of a vulnerable woman.

152
00:07:08,834 --> 00:07:10,601
 Well, I think
 you should be
 supporting Finch,

153
00:07:10,667 --> 00:07:12,501
   not stabbing
   him in the back.

154
00:07:12,567 --> 00:07:14,334
   Well, I think
   you should take that
   patronizing attitude

155
00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:16,534
 and shove it up your butt.

156
00:07:16,601 --> 00:07:18,400
And I think
you shouldn't
punish others

157
00:07:18,467 --> 00:07:20,400
   just because
   you haven't had sex
   since the mid-'80s.

158
00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:25,868
   Yeah?
   I think your IQ's
   in the mid-80s.

159
00:07:25,934 --> 00:07:28,300
 Ha, that's real
 mature, you big baby.

160
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 Jerk.

161
00:07:29,434 --> 00:07:30,667
Are you as
turned on as I am?

162
00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:32,767
  Go to hell!

163
00:07:38,267 --> 00:07:40,133
  Hey.
 Hey yourself.

164
00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:42,434
  I'm looking
  for some guy
  named Dennis.

165
00:07:44,801 --> 00:07:46,934
   May I ask what
   this is regarding?

166
00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,701
Sure. He stole my woman
and now I'm gonna kill him.

167
00:07:50,801 --> 00:07:52,334
(CLEARING THROAT)
Sorry I asked.

168
00:08:03,334 --> 00:08:04,834
   I beg your pardon?

169
00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:08,901
 I guess Adrienne
 told Cameron Diaz,
 who knows Janet Jones,

170
00:08:08,968 --> 00:08:11,133
  who told her husband,
  Wayne Gretzky,

171
00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:13,501
 who told me in the
 penalty box last night

172
00:08:13,567 --> 00:08:15,734
  that she's engaged
  to some guy named Dennis.

173
00:08:15,801 --> 00:08:18,367
So, if you'd be kind enough
to point him out to me,

174
00:08:18,434 --> 00:08:20,901
   I'll beat the life
   from his body and I'll
   be on my way.

175
00:08:22,901 --> 00:08:24,367
   (STUTTERING)
   He's, he's
   not here today.

176
00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,534
Well, do you know
where I might kill him?

177
00:08:29,834 --> 00:08:31,501
 Afraid, I don't.

178
00:08:31,567 --> 00:08:35,367
 Damn! Uh, I got a game
 in Boston tonight.

179
00:08:35,434 --> 00:08:37,968
 I guess I'm gonna
 have to fly back
 and kill him tomorrow.

180
00:08:38,067 --> 00:08:39,534
 JACK: Hey, Dennis.

181
00:08:39,601 --> 00:08:42,968
  Dentist? Okay,
  I'll make you
  an appointment.

182
00:08:43,033 --> 00:08:44,767
 I was just at the
 dentist, Dennis.

183
00:08:44,834 --> 00:08:47,300
Well, it's time
to go again, again.

184
00:08:48,801 --> 00:08:50,467
   What's this?

185
00:08:50,534 --> 00:08:52,400
  Uh, cough drop.

186
00:08:52,467 --> 00:08:54,767
   That looks like
   an engagement ring.

187
00:08:54,834 --> 00:08:56,901
Well, of course it is
because I'm...

188
00:08:56,968 --> 00:08:58,300
   Getting married?
 DENNIS: Right.

189
00:08:58,367 --> 00:09:00,467
  Nina! My angel.

190
00:09:00,534 --> 00:09:01,767
   Yes, hello.

191
00:09:03,300 --> 00:09:05,801
Nina, I'm
just so excited
about our wedding.

192
00:09:05,868 --> 00:09:09,701
 (CHUCKLING)
 Oh, I wouldn't exactly
 call it our wedding.

193
00:09:09,767 --> 00:09:11,133
  (CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)
  Not our wedding.

194
00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:12,968
   Poor thing can't believe
   it's happening.

195
00:09:15,100 --> 00:09:17,634
  Are you making fun of
  me because I'm drunk?

196
00:09:19,133 --> 00:09:22,467
 Nina, my love.
 Tell me how much
 you wanna be my wife.

197
00:09:22,534 --> 00:09:24,634
 If you don't,
 I'll be crushed.
 Like a bug.

198
00:09:24,701 --> 00:09:27,567
   Oh, please.
   Do you play stupid games
   like this with Adri...

199
00:09:31,067 --> 00:09:33,100
   Gosh.

200
00:09:33,167 --> 00:09:35,067
 All right, I guess
 you're not the guy.

201
00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,000
   (SIGHS)

202
00:09:39,167 --> 00:09:41,634
 By the way, I hate
 to tell you this, friend,

203
00:09:41,701 --> 00:09:43,868
  but I don't think
  she's in love with you.

204
00:09:43,934 --> 00:09:46,300
  Oh, yeah.
  Food for thought.

205
00:09:46,367 --> 00:09:49,133
 Anyway, you tell
 this Dennis,
 I'll be back.

206
00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:50,734
 And when I find him...

207
00:09:54,267 --> 00:09:55,400
  I'll tell him.

208
00:09:59,234 --> 00:10:01,100
  So, what now?

209
00:10:05,934 --> 00:10:09,400
 You know, Nina thinks
 we should get married
 in Paris next spring.

210
00:10:09,467 --> 00:10:11,701
   Right, that's right.

211
00:10:11,767 --> 00:10:13,267
 They say the French
 hate Americans,

212
00:10:13,334 --> 00:10:15,667
  but, you know, I was there
  for a swimsuit job once

213
00:10:15,734 --> 00:10:17,567
 and I think it's just
 the French women.

214
00:10:18,601 --> 00:10:19,868
  More on the toes.

215
00:10:21,667 --> 00:10:23,367
I wonder if my phone
is working yet.

216
00:10:23,434 --> 00:10:24,801
 Why, you expecting a call?

217
00:10:24,868 --> 00:10:26,434
Well, I just think
it's kind of weird

218
00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:28,467
  that it would just
  suddenly stop working.

219
00:10:28,534 --> 00:10:30,234
 You haven't seen
 my cell phone?

220
00:10:30,300 --> 00:10:32,033
 Baby, I'm trying to relax.

221
00:10:32,100 --> 00:10:35,434
 Sorry. I guess
 I'm just a big chatterbox.

222
00:10:35,501 --> 00:10:37,334
  Should we write
  chatterbox on my list?

223
00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:39,868
   Ah, remind me later.

224
00:10:39,934 --> 00:10:41,934
 Oh, I know what's wrong.

225
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,968
  Is this about a certain
  someone who wants
  to break us up?

226
00:10:45,033 --> 00:10:46,834
 What are you
 talking about?

227
00:10:46,901 --> 00:10:49,767
   Oh, come on,
   it's obvious that
   Maya still wants you.

228
00:10:49,834 --> 00:10:51,100
   Poor thing.

229
00:10:51,167 --> 00:10:54,467
 (CHUCKLING) Maya. I hope
 she learns to love again.

230
00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:57,167
Who's my little Gandhi?

231
00:10:57,234 --> 00:10:59,501
  I am.

232
00:10:59,567 --> 00:11:01,767
   Well, silly, the
   phone cord fell out.

233
00:11:01,834 --> 00:11:02,834
   Oh, that's right.

234
00:11:03,601 --> 00:11:04,601
  (PHONE RINGS)

235
00:11:05,667 --> 00:11:07,334
Hello?

236
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,100
  BRIAN: You're dead.
  I'm taking my woman
  back and you're dead!

237
00:11:10,601 --> 00:11:12,801
I don't love you, Maya!
Please be happy for us!

238
00:11:15,601 --> 00:11:17,133
   Marry me tomorrow.

239
00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:18,734
 What? What are you
 talking about?

240
00:11:18,801 --> 00:11:21,400
 Please, marry me
 tomorrow. I can't wait.
 I love you too much.

241
00:11:21,467 --> 00:11:23,834
What about our families
and our friends?

242
00:11:23,901 --> 00:11:26,567
 Honey, remember
 what I said about
 being more adventurous?

243
00:11:26,634 --> 00:11:29,567
Well, I thought
that's what that
Zorro outfit was about.

244
00:11:29,634 --> 00:11:31,033
 That's one example.

245
00:11:31,100 --> 00:11:34,334
Let's be crazy.
Let's be romantic.
What do you say?

246
00:11:36,534 --> 00:11:38,501
  Oh, my little
  woodpecker.

247
00:11:39,834 --> 00:11:41,968
 It is crazy,
 but you know what?

248
00:11:42,033 --> 00:11:43,300
  Why not?

249
00:11:43,367 --> 00:11:46,767
   This is the happiest
   day of my life.

250
00:11:46,834 --> 00:11:47,834
 (MUFFLED) Me, too.

251
00:11:49,567 --> 00:11:51,567
  What did you say?
  You, too?

252
00:11:51,634 --> 00:11:53,000
 (MUFFLED) It's all good.

253
00:11:59,767 --> 00:12:01,667
  Ah, there you are.

254
00:12:01,734 --> 00:12:04,868
  Listen, I've been going
  round and round with
  the wedding photographer.

255
00:12:04,934 --> 00:12:06,601
Either you have
to wear platform shoes,

256
00:12:06,667 --> 00:12:09,367
  or we do it outside
  and dig Adrienne
  some sort of trench.

257
00:12:11,100 --> 00:12:12,901
 Forget it, Nina.
 I have to get
 married today.

258
00:12:12,968 --> 00:12:14,534
  Why?

259
00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:16,033
   Because her ex-boyfriend,
   the hockey player

260
00:12:16,100 --> 00:12:18,133
 is coming to take
 her away and kill me.

261
00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:19,601
 Well, did you
 notify security?

262
00:12:19,667 --> 00:12:21,267
You mean that
80-year-old guy
in the lobby

263
00:12:21,334 --> 00:12:23,334
 armed with a hearing aid
 and a clipboard?

264
00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:24,767
All right,
just calm down.

265
00:12:24,834 --> 00:12:27,400
  You don't understand!
  I'm gonna lose her!

266
00:12:27,467 --> 00:12:30,868
   Oh, you really
   do love this woman, huh?

267
00:12:30,934 --> 00:12:32,734
   Last night I didn't
   want to go to sleep,

268
00:12:32,801 --> 00:12:35,934
 'cause I was afraid when I
 woke up she wouldn't be there.

269
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,501
  Don't laugh,
  that's happened to me.

270
00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:41,567
 Which isn't easy,

271
00:12:41,634 --> 00:12:42,934
  considering I have bunk beds.

272
00:12:45,567 --> 00:12:47,267
 Nina, she's the best thing
 that ever happened to me

273
00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:49,767
  and I've gotta
  marry her now
  before it's too late.

274
00:12:49,834 --> 00:12:51,300
   All right, let's think.

275
00:12:51,367 --> 00:12:52,767
 Did you try City Hall?

276
00:12:52,834 --> 00:12:54,834
 Yes. It's all booked.
 Do you know any judges?

277
00:12:54,901 --> 00:12:56,067
   One.

278
00:12:56,133 --> 00:12:58,067
But the arrangement is,
he calls me.

279
00:13:00,501 --> 00:13:02,234
 There must be some way.

280
00:13:03,634 --> 00:13:05,033
  Wait, what day is it?

281
00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:07,067
   Tuesday.
Oh, well, then
you're in luck.

282
00:13:07,133 --> 00:13:08,400
   Every third Tuesday,

283
00:13:08,467 --> 00:13:10,701
 His Holiness,
 the Reverend
 Sin Chop-Chop Cho

284
00:13:10,767 --> 00:13:14,934
   holds a mass wedding
   at the Church
   of the Rising Star.

285
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,701
 The Church of the Rising Star?
 Isn't that that cult
 you used to belong to?

286
00:13:17,767 --> 00:13:19,868
   Oh, please.
   A few people
   get together,

287
00:13:19,934 --> 00:13:22,467
  shave their heads,
  turn all their property
  over to a charismatic leader,

288
00:13:22,534 --> 00:13:23,567
  and suddenly it's a cult?

289
00:13:23,634 --> 00:13:24,634
 (SNORTS)

290
00:13:26,234 --> 00:13:27,601
 I don't know.
 A mass wedding sounds...

291
00:13:27,667 --> 00:13:28,901
 Finch. Finch,

292
00:13:28,968 --> 00:13:30,501
  the hockey player
  is downstairs

293
00:13:30,567 --> 00:13:32,100
 bitch slapping
 the security guard.

294
00:13:34,567 --> 00:13:36,801
 Make the call!

295
00:13:36,868 --> 00:13:38,701
 Come on, honey,
 let's go.

296
00:13:38,767 --> 00:13:40,434
 I think I look
 fat in this.

297
00:13:40,501 --> 00:13:41,701
 No, you look great, all right.

298
00:13:41,767 --> 00:13:43,634
 Wait here one second,
 let me get my inhaler.

299
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,801
MAYA: What's happening?

300
00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:50,601
  Maya, I know
  this is painful.

301
00:13:50,667 --> 00:13:52,667
But Dennis and I are
getting married today.

302
00:13:52,734 --> 00:13:54,434
 What?

303
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,067
   Don't worry.
   There's someone
   out there for you.

304
00:13:56,133 --> 00:13:57,400
  No, Adrienne,
  I don't think
  you understand...

305
00:13:57,467 --> 00:13:59,100
You can't have him,
you psycho!

306
00:13:59,167 --> 00:14:00,501
No. I'm not sure...

307
00:14:00,567 --> 00:14:01,901
 Hey, I did not start that.

308
00:14:01,968 --> 00:14:03,367
  Why can't you just
  let them alone?

309
00:14:03,434 --> 00:14:04,801
 Elliott, I don't think
 you understand.

310
00:14:04,868 --> 00:14:06,133
They're getting
married today.

311
00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:07,534
Maya, they're in love!

312
00:14:07,601 --> 00:14:09,434
 Oh, come on. They've known
 each other for two days.

313
00:14:09,501 --> 00:14:11,834
 Finch is manipulating her.
 It's just not normal.

314
00:14:11,901 --> 00:14:14,167
 It's perfectly normal.
 They have to get married fast

315
00:14:14,234 --> 00:14:16,100
because a hockey player
is trying to kill him.

316
00:14:16,167 --> 00:14:17,901
See, that's not normal.

317
00:14:17,968 --> 00:14:20,834
  Oh. Oh. And you know
  this from all your
  normal relationships.

318
00:14:22,968 --> 00:14:25,834
 For your information,
 I had a very normal
 relationship in college

319
00:14:25,901 --> 00:14:28,167
 with a man named Robert
 and we would still be together

320
00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:29,968
   if we hadn't discovered
   he was gay.

321
00:14:31,968 --> 00:14:34,667
   Finch, I...
   Oh, where did they go?

322
00:14:34,734 --> 00:14:37,367
 Oh, the
 Church of the Rising Star.
 Isn't it romantic?

323
00:14:37,434 --> 00:14:39,467
  What? They're getting
  married in a cult?

324
00:14:40,734 --> 00:14:42,534
 Cult. You know what?

325
00:14:42,601 --> 00:14:46,667
When the mother ship
returns to rescue everyone,
you're not invited.

326
00:14:54,133 --> 00:14:58,167
 Hi. I'm looking
 for a short blonde guy
 and a supermodel.

327
00:14:58,234 --> 00:14:59,767
 Short guy. Supermodel.

328
00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:02,567
If you're trying
to hypnotize me
with your eyes,

329
00:15:02,634 --> 00:15:04,167
it's not gonna work.

330
00:15:04,234 --> 00:15:05,901
 Hey.
   What are you doing here?

331
00:15:05,968 --> 00:15:07,300
 Taking you back.
   No way.

332
00:15:07,367 --> 00:15:09,267
 Maya, listen to me.
  No, you listen to me.

333
00:15:09,334 --> 00:15:10,834
   This whole thing
   is just wrong,

334
00:15:10,901 --> 00:15:13,634
  and I'm not leaving here
  until I talk Finch out of it.

335
00:15:13,701 --> 00:15:15,300
Finch, don't do it!

336
00:15:15,367 --> 00:15:16,767
   Maya, be quiet.

337
00:15:16,834 --> 00:15:19,000
 You're ruining
 the happiest day
 of 800 people's lives.

338
00:15:21,934 --> 00:15:23,200
  Ah!

339
00:15:23,267 --> 00:15:25,434
 See now isn't this better
 than a silly mass wedding?

340
00:15:25,501 --> 00:15:27,067
 Yes, it's great.
 It's very romantic.

341
00:15:27,133 --> 00:15:29,634
 Oh, hello.
 What can I do for you?

342
00:15:29,701 --> 00:15:31,901
 Can you do
 a wedding right away?

343
00:15:31,968 --> 00:15:33,734
   Not without a groom.

344
00:15:36,834 --> 00:15:37,968
   I'm the groom.

345
00:15:38,033 --> 00:15:40,934
 No, seriously,
 where is he?

346
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:44,367
  He's the groom
  and I'm very much in love
  with my little Wocky.

347
00:15:44,434 --> 00:15:46,467
 Wookie. What if
 it's an emergency?

348
00:15:46,534 --> 00:15:48,501
  Well, first,
  it's my day off.

349
00:15:48,567 --> 00:15:50,767
  Second, you don't
  have any witnesses.

350
00:15:50,834 --> 00:15:55,400
And third, you've obviously
made a pact with Satan
and I want no part of that.

351
00:15:58,734 --> 00:16:00,701
 I'll give you 200 bucks.

352
00:16:00,767 --> 00:16:02,200
 Well, let's do this puppy.

353
00:16:11,767 --> 00:16:14,434
 Okay, Finch. I'll leave
 a note for Jack and be
 there as soon as I can.

354
00:16:17,567 --> 00:16:19,634
   Okay, where is he?
Pardon?

355
00:16:19,701 --> 00:16:21,367
   Where's this guy Dennis?

356
00:16:21,434 --> 00:16:24,467
 Now see here,
 my puck-slapping friend.

357
00:16:24,534 --> 00:16:26,434
   You may be striking.
   You may be muscular.

358
00:16:26,501 --> 00:16:28,801
 You may have a brutish
 quality that makes me
 all weak and shivery.

359
00:16:28,868 --> 00:16:31,267
   But rest assured...

360
00:16:31,334 --> 00:16:32,868
 Now I lost
 my train of thought.

361
00:16:35,334 --> 00:16:38,200
  You better tell me
  where he is, or I'm gonna
  rip this place apart.

362
00:16:38,267 --> 00:16:41,300
 Who cares? Once a month
 I rip this place apart.

363
00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:43,868
Besides you'll never get
to the wedding in time.

364
00:16:43,934 --> 00:16:45,033
They're getting
married today?

365
00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:47,434
 Oh, so you know
 that much. Who cares?

366
00:16:47,501 --> 00:16:50,467
 There must be
 hundreds of red-brick
 churches on West 63rd.

367
00:16:50,534 --> 00:16:52,434
I'm gonna kill him!

368
00:16:52,501 --> 00:16:54,901
 It's a big city,
 my friend!

369
00:16:54,968 --> 00:16:56,834
   (SNORTING) What a moron.

370
00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:02,434
  So wearing a thong bikini
  doesn't actually hurt?

371
00:17:03,567 --> 00:17:05,100
   You get used to it.

372
00:17:05,167 --> 00:17:06,334
Hmm.

373
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:11,501
 I took the subway
 to get here faster.

374
00:17:11,567 --> 00:17:13,200
   What an experience!

375
00:17:13,267 --> 00:17:15,601
This city has become
a melting pot.

376
00:17:16,501 --> 00:17:17,901
   Where's Nina?

377
00:17:17,968 --> 00:17:20,334
I don't know.
She left before me.

378
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:21,767
  She'll be here. Let's go!

379
00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:25,234
   MINISTER: Well, now,
   before we begin,

380
00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:28,467
 may we take
 a few minutes
 to join together

381
00:17:28,534 --> 00:17:31,100
   in silent prayer
   to honor our Lord?

382
00:17:31,167 --> 00:17:33,133
 There's an extra
 100 if you start.

383
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:36,300
  Dearly beloved,
  we are gathered here today...

384
00:17:36,367 --> 00:17:37,868
 When do I give you the ring?

385
00:17:38,901 --> 00:17:40,133
   Oh, crap, the ring.

386
00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:41,434
Oh, Dennis.

387
00:17:41,501 --> 00:17:42,834
   It's in my coat. Keep going.

388
00:17:44,434 --> 00:17:46,534
  He's extremely rich,
  isn't he?

389
00:17:51,634 --> 00:17:53,100
  Oh! Sorry.

390
00:17:53,167 --> 00:17:54,868
   Ah! What are you doing here?

391
00:17:54,934 --> 00:17:57,300
Me? What about you?

392
00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:59,334
  I'm trying to stop Adrienne
  from getting married.

393
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:00,667
  Oh, so it's not too late?

394
00:18:00,734 --> 00:18:03,267
 Oh, man!
 I'll tell you what, buddy,

395
00:18:03,334 --> 00:18:04,734
  I'm really nervous,

396
00:18:04,801 --> 00:18:08,334
   but I think I know
   how I can win her back.

397
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,834
   I'm gonna tell her
   I'll become a new man.

398
00:18:10,901 --> 00:18:13,868
 I'll listen to her.
 I'll respect her.

399
00:18:13,934 --> 00:18:15,834
  And I won't try
  to solve my problems

400
00:18:15,901 --> 00:18:18,234
by beating up every
guy who looks at her.

401
00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:19,801
(SIGHING)

402
00:18:19,868 --> 00:18:22,000
You think that'll work?

403
00:18:22,067 --> 00:18:24,934
 Probably.
   Ah! Thanks, man.

404
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,601
Hey, you know,
I don't, I don't
even know your name.

405
00:18:27,601 --> 00:18:29,868
Dennis. Brian!

406
00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:31,367
   Adrienne!

407
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,200
Dennis?

408
00:18:33,267 --> 00:18:34,834
 That's right, princess.
 I'm Dennis.

409
00:18:34,901 --> 00:18:36,567
 Adrienne and I laugh
 at you when we're in bed.

410
00:18:36,634 --> 00:18:39,000
 What do you think of that?
 We need some ice out here!

411
00:18:40,133 --> 00:18:41,601
 Dennis!

412
00:18:41,667 --> 00:18:42,767
  Adrienne, I'm, I'm sorry.

413
00:18:42,834 --> 00:18:43,968
  I hate you!

414
00:18:44,033 --> 00:18:45,501
  You don't understand.
  I'm a new man.

415
00:18:45,567 --> 00:18:47,434
 I never want to see you again!

416
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:48,934
Are you as turned on
as I am?

417
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:50,601
 Get out!

418
00:18:53,033 --> 00:18:54,734
 What's the holdup?

419
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:57,267
   Don't tell me
   you have cold feet,

420
00:18:57,334 --> 00:18:59,734
   'cause believe me,
   you'll never do
   any better than her.

421
00:19:01,167 --> 00:19:03,367
 Sorry I'm late!
 I had trouble
 finding the place.

422
00:19:04,334 --> 00:19:05,467
  What happened to him?

423
00:19:05,534 --> 00:19:07,968
 He was protecting me
 from that idiot, Brian!

424
00:19:08,033 --> 00:19:11,234
 He found you? That man
 is a positive bloodhound.

425
00:19:16,567 --> 00:19:20,400
 REVEREND: And now,
 my children,
 as you unite today,

426
00:19:20,467 --> 00:19:25,767
 so are you joined forever
 in the eyes
 of The Great Protector.

427
00:19:25,834 --> 00:19:27,634
  Now join hands...

428
00:19:27,701 --> 00:19:29,367
   ELLIOTT: Do you know
   what everybody
   at work calls you?

429
00:19:29,434 --> 00:19:30,767
"The Meddler."
   Yeah, well, at least
   I have a nickname.

430
00:19:30,834 --> 00:19:32,534
   People think of you
   and they shrug.

431
00:19:32,601 --> 00:19:34,000
 Come on.
 We're getting out of here.

432
00:19:34,067 --> 00:19:37,100
  Don't tell me
  what to do.
  Let go of me.

433
00:19:37,167 --> 00:19:41,033
 MINISTER: And now,
 join hands as a sign
 of your eternal union...

434
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:42,400
  Hey. Hey.
   I'm warning you...

435
00:19:42,467 --> 00:19:43,868
   You're warning me?
 I'm warning you.

436
00:19:43,934 --> 00:19:47,234
 (SHUSHING)
 REVEREND: I proclaim
 you each man and wife.

437
00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:49,200
   (OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
 Rejoice, my sheep!

438
00:19:56,501 --> 00:19:57,734
 What is that?

439
00:19:58,767 --> 00:20:00,567
I think we just
got married.

440
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,767
   Excuse me,
   Mr. Chop-Chop Cho.

441
00:20:11,801 --> 00:20:15,968
  And do you, Adrienne,
  take this man

442
00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:20,234
to be your lawfully
wedded husband

443
00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:23,801
 in sickness and in health,
 'til death do you part?

444
00:20:23,868 --> 00:20:24,934
  I do.

445
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,033
And do you, Dennis, take...

446
00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:28,634
 I do!

447
00:20:28,701 --> 00:20:31,033
   Well, that's it.

448
00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:34,667
  I now pronounce you
  husband and wife.

449
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,267
  You may kiss.
   Yahoo!

450
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:41,834
  Adrienne! Adrienne!

451
00:20:43,734 --> 00:20:47,100
Adrienne! Adrienne!

452
00:20:47,834 --> 00:20:51,467
Adrienne! Adrienne!

453
00:20:52,601 --> 00:20:54,434
  I love you, Adrienne.

454
00:20:54,501 --> 00:20:56,534
  I love you, Wocky!

455
00:21:00,367 --> 00:21:01,667
 Adrienne!

456
00:21:10,667 --> 00:21:14,234
 * Life keeps bringing me
 back to you

457
00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:18,667
 * Keeps bringing me home

458
00:21:18,734 --> 00:21:21,934
    * It don't matter
    what I wanna do

459
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:27,267
    * 'Cause it's got
    a mind of its own

460
00:21:28,667 --> 00:21:32,868
 * Life keeps bringing me
 back to you *